Deep sea welder
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Warmest regards from the depths of my last nerve
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no human being is immune to bricks
February 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
no human being is immune to bricks
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when I grow up
I want to be a dog on a porch
owned by an elderly couple who never had kids
it has a nice view
and there’s a light rain
and it smells like the sea
I want to be a dog on a porch
owned by an elderly couple who never had kids
it has a nice view
and there’s a light rain
and it smells like the sea
January 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
when I grow up
I want to be a dog on a porch
owned by an elderly couple who never had kids
it has a nice view
and there’s a light rain
and it smells like the sea
I want to be a dog on a porch
owned by an elderly couple who never had kids
it has a nice view
and there’s a light rain
and it smells like the sea
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I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.
December 26, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.
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He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
If I see one more kid lick their library book I’m running away to become a deep sea welder
December 10, 2024 at 5:18 PM
If I see one more kid lick their library book I’m running away to become a deep sea welder
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
In regards to a library book and where it was: it’s under my couch but it’s to hard to get. *throws hands down*
And we haven’t asked our parents to help usssss because?????
And we haven’t asked our parents to help usssss because?????
November 12, 2024 at 10:06 PM
In regards to a library book and where it was: it’s under my couch but it’s to hard to get. *throws hands down*
And we haven’t asked our parents to help usssss because?????
And we haven’t asked our parents to help usssss because?????
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Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image
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Shit kids have said to me at work: you need a hair cut, why are you sweating, do you have joke books about Roblox, why don’t have the Roblox app on your watch
Shit I’ve heard being told to kids: put those crocs in sport mode so they don’t come off, let’s keeps our shoe laces on this time
Shit I’ve heard being told to kids: put those crocs in sport mode so they don’t come off, let’s keeps our shoe laces on this time
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask
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September 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Shit kids have said to me at work: you need a hair cut, why are you sweating, do you have joke books about Roblox, why don’t have the Roblox app on your watch
Shit I’ve heard being told to kids: put those crocs in sport mode so they don’t come off, let’s keeps our shoe laces on this time
Shit I’ve heard being told to kids: put those crocs in sport mode so they don’t come off, let’s keeps our shoe laces on this time
I just know hot to go and good luck, babe wound have been on glee
July 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I just know hot to go and good luck, babe wound have been on glee
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July 15, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Congrats on the gay
Pride Month Simpsons GIF
ALT: Pride Month Simpsons GIF
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June 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Congrats on the gay
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well, on the bright side I didn't get convicted of 34 felonies today
May 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
well, on the bright side I didn't get convicted of 34 felonies today
Random car meet ups at a 7/11 are what America runs on
April 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Random car meet ups at a 7/11 are what America runs on
Sometimes you just need to go throw a frisbee around
April 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Sometimes you just need to go throw a frisbee around
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You ever go to a cafe with the worlds worst scone and mismatched mugs and hideous art for sale and be like thank GOD this place still exists
April 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
You ever go to a cafe with the worlds worst scone and mismatched mugs and hideous art for sale and be like thank GOD this place still exists
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If Goku was in Dune it would have gone down different
March 17, 2024 at 2:15 AM
If Goku was in Dune it would have gone down different
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Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from
March 9, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from
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We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
March 3, 2024 at 1:38 PM
We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
My beige flag is even after having dinner I’m still down to eat a little tortilla chip if the occasion arises
March 3, 2024 at 6:35 AM
My beige flag is even after having dinner I’m still down to eat a little tortilla chip if the occasion arises
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Trans rights are non-negotiable.
February 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Trans rights are non-negotiable.
For those needing a reminder
February 22, 2024 at 2:59 PM
For those needing a reminder
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs