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Nice argument, too bad I've already depicted myself as the jubilant Bernie Sanders and you as the dour Eric Adams
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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the streamer nest’s fall charity stream is going to be a relay this time around! my friend captainpigeon will be starting the relay at 6pm EST. go say hi and lets raise money for john hopkins children’s hospital!!!! #extralife
www.streamernest.com/extralife
www.twitch.tv/captainpigeon17
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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poop in the hand is worth 2 in the butt
October 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.

The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Shout out to the older guy stopped at the light next to me who was packing a bowl with a lighter while we waited. This generation can’t be cooked if the last gen was already fried
July 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Heya!!! It’s my birthday and it’s also The Streamer Nest’s semiannual livestream!!! We’re starting at 6:00 PM EST (in 10 minutes!!!) and running through 7PM tomorrow. Come say hi and help us raise money for Trans Lifeline at www.twitch.tv/consort
Consort - Twitch
Playing games the wrong way at high proficiency and then getting mad about it.
www.twitch.tv
June 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Okay I'm FINALLY doing the official announce for this but the Streamer Nest bi-annual 24 hour charity stream is planned and coming soon!
Join us June 7th 6pm - June 8th 6pm for great games and great company while we raise money for @translifeline.org on Twitch!
May 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We’ve come so far in the enshittification of google and online journalism that the best way of finding out about secrets in video games is to ask your friends like it’s the mid 90’s again. I’m predicting the return of gamefaqs and html ascii based walkthroughs
May 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just learned how recent the samurai really were. The last samurai Shogunate ended his rein (and thus the samurai as a whole) in 1867. In theory, they could've played baseball and send telegrams by then. For those that hate metric, that's just 2 years before American Football was first played
April 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Had a vision, had to get it out of my system. #mhwilds #fanart
March 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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joining a polycule just to get access to their plex server
February 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Every porn VHS used to come with this PSA in the front, telling you your rights were under attack— that politicians wanted to limit what you could see. Producers used porn to let consumers knew what was at stake politically.

Maybe it's time for another mass campaign.
Forty years later, your right to access adult entertainment is still under attack. The tactics have changed, but the censorship is still the same.

Support your local FSC. www.freespeechcoalition.com/about-us

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVV-...
ADULT VIDEO ASSOCIATION ANTI CENSORSHIP COMMERCIAL PSA First Amendment Free Speech Rights Patriotic
YouTube video by David Johnson
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Watching @waterwaterwaterwaterwater.com teach one person Flash Beats on one machine while yelling how to play the game to two other new players on the next machine over simultaneously #magfest
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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it’s SLUTMAS you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy TO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD ELF 👼👼👼 because SANTA IS WATCHING FROM HIS CUCK🪑CHAIR‼️🔍
December 25, 2024 at 11:49 AM
After years of doing it manually, I finally made an apple shortcut a few weeks ago to turn all the alarms I need in the morning on. It works 100% of the time, no matter what to turn all the right alarms on.

I still check the damn app to make sure they’re turned on every time.

Am I cooked?
December 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Saw this ad on the bus. Is this about getting health insurance or saying that we should disestablish health insurance brick by brick?
December 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Yeast be like
December 7, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Loggin on
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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Early this morning, an autonomous group of New Yorkers reclaimed an F train car, replacing ads with signage reading “A MAN WAS LYNCHED HERE” and Jordan Neely’s name, as a jury deliberates over whether to convict Daniel Penny, Neely’s killer, with his death last May.
December 5, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Cis straight men need more whimsy in their life
December 5, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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Hello Blue Sky🤍

ブルースカイに遊びに来ましたっ☆こっちではゆるキャラらしく心がけますっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆
December 4, 2024 at 12:13 PM