Michelle
@warpek.bsky.social
She/Her. Seeker of Serotonin and Collector of Hobbies.
🐶🐶Sadie and Quinn
All opinions are my own, unfortunately.
🐶🐶Sadie and Quinn
All opinions are my own, unfortunately.
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Michelle
@warpek.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Add to cart drunk, buy sober.
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Unmotivated to put away your clean clothes that’re in piles or baskets?
Here’s a life hack: Get really fixated on wearing a specific shirt/outfit that you know is in those piles and sort as you search.
Normally I would move around the mess to find said item, but sorting takes only a bit more time
Here’s a life hack: Get really fixated on wearing a specific shirt/outfit that you know is in those piles and sort as you search.
Normally I would move around the mess to find said item, but sorting takes only a bit more time
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Unmotivated to put away your clean clothes that’re in piles or baskets?
Here’s a life hack: Get really fixated on wearing a specific shirt/outfit that you know is in those piles and sort as you search.
Normally I would move around the mess to find said item, but sorting takes only a bit more time
Here’s a life hack: Get really fixated on wearing a specific shirt/outfit that you know is in those piles and sort as you search.
Normally I would move around the mess to find said item, but sorting takes only a bit more time
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
Look, I know I would die. Logically, I know that. Obviously.
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That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil.
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That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil.
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, I know I would die. Logically, I know that. Obviously.
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That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil.
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That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil.
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One person’s Emerald Dream is another person’s Emerald Nightmare 💚
October 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One person’s Emerald Dream is another person’s Emerald Nightmare 💚
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this panel led to one of my fave wikipedia anecdotes
October 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
this panel led to one of my fave wikipedia anecdotes
Bro it's wiiiiiiiiiild to do a PHQ-9 and have your score be a single digit. What do you mean you're not going to tell me about 988 and ask a bunch more questions?
a cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the air
ALT: a cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the air
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bro it's wiiiiiiiiiild to do a PHQ-9 and have your score be a single digit. What do you mean you're not going to tell me about 988 and ask a bunch more questions?
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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I am DELIGHTED by this hall cosplay from Dragon*Con!
THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!
THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!
September 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am DELIGHTED by this hall cosplay from Dragon*Con!
THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!
THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!
I don't need a camera inside my 3D printer to show me the print progress, I need a camera on the outside pointing at the filament spool because there's a 25% chance it's tangled.
I suppose a filament clip could fix this issue, too, but then I'd have to remember to put them on and that's jazz, baby
I suppose a filament clip could fix this issue, too, but then I'd have to remember to put them on and that's jazz, baby
August 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don't need a camera inside my 3D printer to show me the print progress, I need a camera on the outside pointing at the filament spool because there's a 25% chance it's tangled.
I suppose a filament clip could fix this issue, too, but then I'd have to remember to put them on and that's jazz, baby
I suppose a filament clip could fix this issue, too, but then I'd have to remember to put them on and that's jazz, baby
Placed a hefty Dominos order and Thunderstruck started playing on the radio. This must be what taking down a sabertooth must’ve felt like back in the day.
August 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Placed a hefty Dominos order and Thunderstruck started playing on the radio. This must be what taking down a sabertooth must’ve felt like back in the day.
More movies should give Christopher Lloyd a gatling gun.
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
More movies should give Christopher Lloyd a gatling gun.
Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
AC.
If you're hot, they're hot - let them in.
If you're hot, they're hot - let them in.
August 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
AC.
If you're hot, they're hot - let them in.
If you're hot, they're hot - let them in.
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there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
The only downside to WFH is that it’s much less exciting when I steal office supplies now. You telling me I gotta actually go out and buy Post-Its? Ew.
July 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The only downside to WFH is that it’s much less exciting when I steal office supplies now. You telling me I gotta actually go out and buy Post-Its? Ew.
One day I'll get tired of chili oil fried eggs over rice but today's NOT THE DAY.
July 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One day I'll get tired of chili oil fried eggs over rice but today's NOT THE DAY.
I keep saying I'm "entering my villain era" but really all I'm doing is unapologetically reenforcing my boundaries.
July 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I keep saying I'm "entering my villain era" but really all I'm doing is unapologetically reenforcing my boundaries.
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Hulk Hogan (Wrestler, Actor, Racist) dead at 71.
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hulk Hogan (Wrestler, Actor, Racist) dead at 71.
Wow, another Emmy snub for Grey's Anatomy. Lexie and Mark didn't die 12 seasons ago for Grey-Sloan to be slandered in this way. SMDH
July 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Wow, another Emmy snub for Grey's Anatomy. Lexie and Mark didn't die 12 seasons ago for Grey-Sloan to be slandered in this way. SMDH
No. Next question.
July 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No. Next question.
The DoD is about to employ self-proclaimed MechaHitler???
July 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The DoD is about to employ self-proclaimed MechaHitler???
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as a reminder the rat that snitched on Luigi Mangione did not and will never get the money, and neither will you
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
as a reminder the rat that snitched on Luigi Mangione did not and will never get the money, and neither will you