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Michelle
@warpek.bsky.social
She/Her. Seeker of Serotonin and Collector of Hobbies.
🐶🐶Sadie and Quinn
All opinions are my own, unfortunately.
Deadass almost poured myself some lemonade this morning to round out the trio but opted to stick with water instead.

Nothing but respect for my holy trinity.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me, glaring at them: Good for you.
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"Mark your manager's emails as spam..."
August 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When you break the yolk, it'll run into the rice and make it creamy. Sometimes I'll serve it with a sprinkle of salt or some sliced Italian sausage, but you don't need it. This is the rice I'll use, too. It takes 2 minutes in the microwave and the whole dish comes together in about 5 mins.
July 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I got the recipe from @citri.bsky.social, and it's my fav. Use Lao Gan Ma's Spicy Chili Crisp, add about 1-2 TBSP to a pan over medium heat. Crack however many eggs you want into it and pan fry until over easy. I like it over medium, but you want the yolk to be runny. Serve over cooked rice.
July 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The DoD is about to employ self-proclaimed MechaHitler???
July 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ok but why did my fatass immediately think, “I could fit so many HEB Butter tortillas in this baby…”
July 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
be strong clarence

be strong for mother
May 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I imagine these spreadsheets are basically just you trying to figure out your IRL Rep score with your different factions of friends. And if that’s the case, then have I got the pills for you.
May 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What’s the name of Sadie’s really artsy independent French film?
April 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Also @sibwarra.bsky.social is the love of my life, blah blah blah, Happy Valentine’s Day, etc etc.
February 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you need me, I’ll be happily living in 2004. ✌🏻
February 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And @sibwarra.bsky.social helped me decorate the cupcakes, too!! 🥰
February 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Unbelievable spread for the superbowl made by @rmblbee.bsky.social and myself:

- Buffalo chicken wings
- Polynesian “Meat”balls
- Beef empanadas
- Spinach Dip
- Chips and salsa
- Pigs in a Blanket
- Football funfetti cupcakes
February 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You know I keep them mf’n thangs on me.
January 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline.

Here’s the cake that Matt made me for my birthday last year. It was the first cake he ever made and it was perfect. 💙
January 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
2022 goal: 5 books
2023 goal: 10 books
2024 goal: 11 books

2025 goal: 15 books!
January 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Also, check out these HP earrings I made for my sister (who I hope has not yet discovered this site otherwise WHOOPS).
December 6, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Idk what took me so long, but I realized that I can put multiple, unrelated objects on a 3D printer plate. That should make it more efficient to print since I won’t have to switch out the filament as much. Only risk is with a failed print or if I misjudge how much filament is available.
December 6, 2024 at 11:04 PM
That seems accurate, yep.
December 5, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Longing
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Depression
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Initially thought I was going to be posting about how the MD waiting room was playing Lizzie McGuire, but then I was greeted by this magnificent creature in the exam room.

✨Bahama Llama✨
November 21, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I have all my Energy cards, Alt versions (Galarian, etc), Rares, and Trainer cards in one binder; and the big one is my Pokédex in Progress split up by generation. 🫣
November 19, 2024 at 11:24 PM