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Michelle
@warpek.bsky.social
She/Her. Seeker of Serotonin and Collector of Hobbies.
🐶🐶Sadie and Quinn
All opinions are my own, unfortunately.
Bitches love a petting zoo. (It’s me, I’m bitches)
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Omg and happy belated birthday to you, too!
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Added bonus: Putting away the sorted clothes doesn’t seem as overwhelming the next time you look at the piles. It’s just a pile of shorts and/or pants, and I just fold those onto a shelf. I’m just tidying up at this point…

Boom. Laundry put away. Basket is free to start the cycle again. You did it
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Note: I’m NOT saying “fold and put away your laundry as you go,” that’s daunting and I’m obviously not gonna do it.

But I noticed that if I sort my clothes into smaller piles of t-shirts, underwear, etc. while digging around then I’m setting myself up for an easier search next time.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Matt just told me that he prefers ballpoint pens to a smooth rollerball or gel pen.

Ick.
October 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
For sure.

Also, that sizzle? 😩
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just, like, submerged in little bubbles? Nice and safe in my basket?
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
All I read was "Walker Texas Ranger," so good luck with that, Chuck Norris.
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
October 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Challenge accepted.
September 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
An ANGEL.
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Deadass almost poured myself some lemonade this morning to round out the trio but opted to stick with water instead.

Nothing but respect for my holy trinity.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me, glaring at them: Good for you.
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
wut
September 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This way it looks like a check mark and subliminally is a good thing. ✅
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM