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wardo @wardo.rocks · Dec 31
⚠️EXTREME CAUTION⚠️

i am stupid
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its 2025 so i can wear my pajamas at work and also all night long while worrying about work the next day
March 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
lol wtf is bro talking about, this is what happens when i get too high and then post
wardo.rocks wardo @wardo.rocks · Dec 27
[you wake up in a cold sweat, bound by a straight jacket with a gag in your mouth in a white, padded cell]

stranger: you sure know how to wake up and choose violence, but today you will learn how to wake up and choose 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦
March 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
if you don't listen to the band Carly Cosgrove, which you probably don't, you should change that now

one of the most creative emo bands i've ever heard. their instrumentation and songwriting is awesome
March 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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ok goodnight it's time to have stress dreams about work for 8 hours and then go to work for 10 hours
December 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
not watching the super bowl at all and then coming on here and seeing everybody talk about the super bowl makes me feel like i need to run and hide
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
me when i have deja vu about stubbing my toe
January 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
good evening to all of my new followers, you pressed the WRONG fucking button dude just wait
January 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Math rock? Sorry I’m not so good with numbers
November 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
this may be controversial, but i think it's time we revive "sufferin' succotash"
January 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
sorry i haven't posted much this week, got a lot of new followers and got pretty nervous so i deleted the app
January 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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hello, just logging on to see if i'm algorithmically pleasing tonight
December 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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spock but it's his french cousin Spocques
November 30, 2024 at 7:25 PM
someone set up the containment zones this is going to get ugly real quick
January 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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hooting! at the hollering
December 31, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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yellowstone missed a huge crossover episode opportunity with bojack horseman...i mean there's horses everywhere in that show
December 31, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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WOW! Just woke up to find out that hundreds of sex workers love the quality of my posts!
January 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
these trending political topics above my discover feed are like a funny little hat on top of my feed of silly shitposts
January 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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[first day at new job]

me: when will you wear wigs?

(bald) manager: ...i meant questions about the job
December 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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its not a phase mom..its called shitposting and its a way of life
November 30, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Papal Archives reveal new photo of Jesus with his bussy out
January 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM