Finally picked up Lies of P with Christmas riches and it sure was nice of them to give me a huge wrench for Christmas. Perfect gift for this irredeemable unga bunga.

chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99

Do you want to know what the Entropy Death of the Internet is? [AD] A lot of people have been curious about the Entropy Death of the Internet. [GIANT AD] We will answer the question of what the Entropy Death of the Internet is in five easy steps, but first, what is Death? [AD] Death is a proc

This season is mega fun but I saw her and this meme sprang into my head fully formed.

Just got back from Kamino, they said a million more are well on the way.

Good news everybody! AI is about to become illegal!

*calling the zoo* gimme the shittiest monkeys you got. Yes I’m going to kill them

Protect Karlach at all costs

Mfw the hot location is Altar of Death.

Postin' Krull

Me opening up Bluesky when I'm done scrolling Twitter in bed every morning.

Nothing makes me feel more like my dad than attempting to lie down for 5 minutes between work and dinner and attempting to entertain the cat and toddler who suddenly and urgently require my attention while moving as little as possible. You were right, dad. You were right about everything.

2010: Elon Musk is the real-life Tony Stark
2023: Elon Musk is the real-life Mr. Bean

might be fun to lure the qanon remnant to the original star wars extended universe, like wink and tell them "it's all there," then turn 'em loose and see what they can do in there

Holy shit my grandma was right.

Imagining one of those "How a 27-year-old afforded a house" articles but it's about how 27-year-old Jesus started a thriving word-of-mouth following for his grassroots political campaign and the 8th paragraph mentions that his father, God, gave him 2,000 years' worth of followers.