Me
@wanderingelm.bsky.social
Loves animals, office worker, indoor gym enthusiast, hiker, easily startled but say hi 😄
Not helping or offering to assist me with my luggage and expecting me to chat with you? After you happily lifted luggage for 3 cute girls of the Caucasian persuasion as a man of color? Tsk tsk.
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Not helping or offering to assist me with my luggage and expecting me to chat with you? After you happily lifted luggage for 3 cute girls of the Caucasian persuasion as a man of color? Tsk tsk.
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Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
Just once, I want someone in a horror film to act like they have a lick of common sense 😭😭
Wdyfm you saw a whole hospital floor filled with zombies and you still decided to engage?
Wdyfm you saw a whole hospital floor filled with zombies and you still decided to engage?
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just once, I want someone in a horror film to act like they have a lick of common sense 😭😭
Wdyfm you saw a whole hospital floor filled with zombies and you still decided to engage?
Wdyfm you saw a whole hospital floor filled with zombies and you still decided to engage?
The small things make life worth living. I’ve restocked my milks (regular and chocolate) 😅
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The small things make life worth living. I’ve restocked my milks (regular and chocolate) 😅
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This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Sometimes the paranoia strikes and I just wanna say bbygirl, I promise I wasn’t checking for you 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes the paranoia strikes and I just wanna say bbygirl, I promise I wasn’t checking for you 🤣
Finding a base human model that had the default settings you love >>>>
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Finding a base human model that had the default settings you love >>>>
The thing where the girlies lift the butt up (two hand move) in gym tights. I hope that dies out. 😅
August 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The thing where the girlies lift the butt up (two hand move) in gym tights. I hope that dies out. 😅
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the crisis in which the University of Chicago is now engulfed -- one entirely of its own making, and which has led to the (hopefully temporary) suspension of admissions into numerous PhD programs in the humanities -- represents I think a seismic event in the history of American higher education
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August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the crisis in which the University of Chicago is now engulfed -- one entirely of its own making, and which has led to the (hopefully temporary) suspension of admissions into numerous PhD programs in the humanities -- represents I think a seismic event in the history of American higher education
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Had a lovely solo evening where I encouraged a baddie to never volunteer to pay the date night bill. Then he tipped me ($100) for the advice which cracked me up. I forwarded it to the bartenders though cos they are the ones who really earned it.
Felt good & reminded me that chivalry wasn’t dead ☺️
Felt good & reminded me that chivalry wasn’t dead ☺️
August 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Had a lovely solo evening where I encouraged a baddie to never volunteer to pay the date night bill. Then he tipped me ($100) for the advice which cracked me up. I forwarded it to the bartenders though cos they are the ones who really earned it.
Felt good & reminded me that chivalry wasn’t dead ☺️
Felt good & reminded me that chivalry wasn’t dead ☺️
“Boundaries invite trespassers”
August 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“Boundaries invite trespassers”
Feeling like a damn boomer on an app that shall not be named 😂
August 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Feeling like a damn boomer on an app that shall not be named 😂
The power of a dress with the perfect handles 🙂↕️😌
August 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The power of a dress with the perfect handles 🙂↕️😌
compliments from baddies on the street heal a tiny bit of me 😅☺️
July 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
compliments from baddies on the street heal a tiny bit of me 😅☺️
@iamjmsn.bsky.social was incredible tonight in Salt Lake City. I already want more! 🤩🔥
July 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
@iamjmsn.bsky.social was incredible tonight in Salt Lake City. I already want more! 🤩🔥
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Do pickles dream of becoming a condiment or do they relish the idea?
July 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Got called jacked today by a member of the opposite sex whose attentions I actively sought. 😆😅🫡
a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Got called jacked today by a member of the opposite sex whose attentions I actively sought. 😆😅🫡
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Autistic people said: “The sun is so bright – I can’t leave the house without feeling like I’ve walked into a paparazzi scrum. And I think one of my tits just melted off.”
Autistics ready to garrotte next person who says “lovely weather we’re having”
Autistic people everywhere are ready to punish the next person who comments on how great the horrible sunshine is by strangling them with electrical cord, it has been rumoured. Autistic people said: ...
thedailytism.com
June 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Realizing that someone is incapable of being on time still irks my soul. 🙃
June 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Realizing that someone is incapable of being on time still irks my soul. 🙃
Hehe
Fuck ballet, there's no pointe to it. I'd rather go to the barre.
May 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hehe
😂😂
If my voice sounds funny it's bc I'm speaking directly out of my ass.
May 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
😂😂
Started taking creatine (5mg) this week - mixed into my liquid iv mix for workouts.
May 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Started taking creatine (5mg) this week - mixed into my liquid iv mix for workouts.
Somehow air squats beat my ass this today. 3 sets of 24 and my quads are tender. In fairness, I haven’t firstly challenged my quads in about 3 weeks - the incline walks + core focus has meant the lower body hasn’t been challenged much.
May 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Somehow air squats beat my ass this today. 3 sets of 24 and my quads are tender. In fairness, I haven’t firstly challenged my quads in about 3 weeks - the incline walks + core focus has meant the lower body hasn’t been challenged much.
Man, really struggling with big feels today. Hard to not feel let down. Once again, I need to remember that “if he wanted to, he would” is broadly true.
May 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Man, really struggling with big feels today. Hard to not feel let down. Once again, I need to remember that “if he wanted to, he would” is broadly true.