Wampus Reynolds
@wampusreynolds.bsky.social
aspiring pantologist
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*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
Bracket City has a builder now. I'm gonna make puzzles and share them here, because only smart and cool people are on Bluesky, not like [insert other social media app here].
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Bracket City - Suburbs
come visit the suburbs of bracket city
suburbs.bracket.city
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bracket City has a builder now. I'm gonna make puzzles and share them here, because only smart and cool people are on Bluesky, not like [insert other social media app here].
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Here's one. suburbs.bracket.city/293B5S
Me trying to remember the lyrics to All Apologies.
Damn me, but all things are queer
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me trying to remember the lyrics to All Apologies.
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
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Harmeet Dhillon, Andy Ngo's personal lawyer until April of this year.
US Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon has responded to a Nick Sortor tweet, which called the Berkeley protest a "WARZONE", by saying she will be investigating.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Harmeet Dhillon, Andy Ngo's personal lawyer until April of this year.
Sorry I can’t go tonight. I just remembered the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Seth Rogen in a Sonic Youth shirt was typing a screenplay and I cringed so hard, I got a backache. :(
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sorry I can’t go tonight. I just remembered the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Seth Rogen in a Sonic Youth shirt was typing a screenplay and I cringed so hard, I got a backache. :(
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Had a dream where I went to a town called Cuntside (pronounced Cuncid). Thanks brain.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Had a dream where I went to a town called Cuntside (pronounced Cuncid). Thanks brain.
My pal @15deloreans.bsky.social is listening to one song (and what a song) for 24 hours straight to raise money for local charity that supports and shelters unhoused transition-age youth.
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
Little Drummer Boy Challenge
YouTube video by Dan Wade [Wheel of Randy]
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My pal @15deloreans.bsky.social is listening to one song (and what a song) for 24 hours straight to raise money for local charity that supports and shelters unhoused transition-age youth.
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
Go help out!
www.youtube.com/live/0N2p_ro...
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Reach and find it out
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Reach and find it out
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
Perhaps it’s real
Or maybe not
I revealed the plot
I ask you now
To close the box
from “The Box (Including ‘The Curse’)” by Ricked Wicky, Swimmer to a Liquid Armchair (2015)
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
Thanks, New Yorker, for the compliment this morning. 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Thanks, New Yorker, for the compliment this morning. 🙏
When W told Cheney he was not pardoning Scooter Libby, but just commuting his sentence, Cheney told W “you don’t leave a soldier on the battlefield.” The people in Cheney’s army were the ones who’d lie to commit the worst US foreign policy decision ever.
A shameful man and legacy.
A shameful man and legacy.
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When W told Cheney he was not pardoning Scooter Libby, but just commuting his sentence, Cheney told W “you don’t leave a soldier on the battlefield.” The people in Cheney’s army were the ones who’d lie to commit the worst US foreign policy decision ever.
A shameful man and legacy.
A shameful man and legacy.
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From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.
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Did you know old terrible radio guy Tom Leykis is on Bluesky? He doesn’t like when you tell him he’s gross.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did you know old terrible radio guy Tom Leykis is on Bluesky? He doesn’t like when you tell him he’s gross.
Houston Rockets? You must be from England. Here we call them the Houston Arugulas.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Houston Rockets? You must be from England. Here we call them the Houston Arugulas.
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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The president wants you to know he has diarrhea
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The president wants you to know he has diarrhea
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“Deplorables” was a scandal for years and she wasn’t even in the government yet. This is the White House Press Secretary, whose salary is paid by the American public.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Deplorables” was a scandal for years and she wasn’t even in the government yet. This is the White House Press Secretary, whose salary is paid by the American public.
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Lauren Hill to D’Angelo❤️🙏🏽
October 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Lauren Hill to D’Angelo❤️🙏🏽
@richtgbv.bsky.social I’m wishing you a happy birthday on Bluesky! How innovative is that?!?
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@richtgbv.bsky.social I’m wishing you a happy birthday on Bluesky! How innovative is that?!?
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Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes.
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes.
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“A clear visual clue that the photograph was not taken in Portland was that the first officer’s shield is marked “Policia”, the Spanish or Portuguese word for police.”
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The Oregon Republican Party tried to help Donald Trump make the case for military intervention in Portland with an image of a fiery protest — but since Portland is calm, they had to fabricate one by merging old photos of police in Ecuador and protesters in Brazil www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America
A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
“A clear visual clue that the photograph was not taken in Portland was that the first officer’s shield is marked “Policia”, the Spanish or Portuguese word for police.”
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