Wampus Reynolds
@wampusreynolds.bsky.social
aspiring pantologist
Thanks, New Yorker, for the compliment this morning. 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Thanks, New Yorker, for the compliment this morning. 🙏
Did you know old terrible radio guy Tom Leykis is on Bluesky? He doesn’t like when you tell him he’s gross.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did you know old terrible radio guy Tom Leykis is on Bluesky? He doesn’t like when you tell him he’s gross.
My elderly mother bought knock-off cottony candy grapes at the store called “carnival grapes.” Not since the fake Beatles bands in 1964 has there been such a devious cash-in to a craze.
September 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My elderly mother bought knock-off cottony candy grapes at the store called “carnival grapes.” Not since the fake Beatles bands in 1964 has there been such a devious cash-in to a craze.
Stumbled across old comment I made and laughed at me from the past.
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Stumbled across old comment I made and laughed at me from the past.
They should just cut to the Freudian chase and call it Department of Big Cocks.
September 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
They should just cut to the Freudian chase and call it Department of Big Cocks.
Damn, this book is funny.
July 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Damn, this book is funny.
Liquor store accused of sluttiness.
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Liquor store accused of sluttiness.
@bobfreelander.bsky.social Mail is here!
April 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@bobfreelander.bsky.social Mail is here!
This paragraph in a CNN article really elucidates how dumb these “they’re taking advantage of us!”claims of Trumpies are
April 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This paragraph in a CNN article really elucidates how dumb these “they’re taking advantage of us!”claims of Trumpies are
Now for the hilarious thing I do where I promote a show on Bluesky.
April 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now for the hilarious thing I do where I promote a show on Bluesky.
Not saying I’ve got a particular PTA favorite, but I do suffer from a case of
March 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not saying I’ve got a particular PTA favorite, but I do suffer from a case of
At least my storygraph this year looks well-balanced
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
At least my storygraph this year looks well-balanced
You know if it’s on Bluesky, it’s gonna be a good one* so come out and prove this app has a use!
*statement has no real meaning
*statement has no real meaning
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You know if it’s on Bluesky, it’s gonna be a good one* so come out and prove this app has a use!
*statement has no real meaning
*statement has no real meaning
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
What a dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb take this is
December 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
What a dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb take this is
BREAKING: They found the CEO killer’s cup in trash can near hotel
December 6, 2024 at 2:00 PM
BREAKING: They found the CEO killer’s cup in trash can near hotel
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
20/20
It’s stayed with me because I wrote it! Still for sale and still a good read.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
20/20
It’s stayed with me because I wrote it! Still for sale and still a good read.
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
20/20
It’s stayed with me because I wrote it! Still for sale and still a good read.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
20/20
It’s stayed with me because I wrote it! Still for sale and still a good read.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
19/20
Hours spent in the library reading this and all the others by these authors when a kid. Really helped me on game shows
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
19/20
Hours spent in the library reading this and all the others by these authors when a kid. Really helped me on game shows
December 5, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
19/20
Hours spent in the library reading this and all the others by these authors when a kid. Really helped me on game shows
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
19/20
Hours spent in the library reading this and all the others by these authors when a kid. Really helped me on game shows
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
18/20
Hilarious and gets a lot right about high school. Reread decades later and still good.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
18/20
Hilarious and gets a lot right about high school. Reread decades later and still good.
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
18/20
Hilarious and gets a lot right about high school. Reread decades later and still good.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
18/20
Hilarious and gets a lot right about high school. Reread decades later and still good.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
17/20
Assigned for a History of Islam class. I still remember passages ^~# years later.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
17/20
Assigned for a History of Islam class. I still remember passages ^~# years later.
December 3, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
17/20
Assigned for a History of Islam class. I still remember passages ^~# years later.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
17/20
Assigned for a History of Islam class. I still remember passages ^~# years later.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
16/20
The voice of this verse novel will stick with you for a long time
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
16/20
The voice of this verse novel will stick with you for a long time
December 2, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
16/20
The voice of this verse novel will stick with you for a long time
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#Books
16/20
The voice of this verse novel will stick with you for a long time