Walt Baxter
@walt-j.bsky.social
Tell it to my heart / Tell me I’m the only one / Is this really love or just a game?
~John Denver
~John Denver
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
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"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
It’s officially the start of “let’s see how mad I can get at a Netflix/Hallmark/Prime Video Original Christmas movie” season
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November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s officially the start of “let’s see how mad I can get at a Netflix/Hallmark/Prime Video Original Christmas movie” season
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I was chilling at a coffee shop this morning and Mayor-Elect Mamdani came by, grabbed my chocolate croissant, bit it in half, and then walked off laughing evilly with a mouthful of pain au chocolat!! What the heck is going on?? 😤
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I was chilling at a coffee shop this morning and Mayor-Elect Mamdani came by, grabbed my chocolate croissant, bit it in half, and then walked off laughing evilly with a mouthful of pain au chocolat!! What the heck is going on?? 😤
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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I just said, "uh oh Spaghetti-Os" to my kids and they looked at me like I'd had a stroke.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I just said, "uh oh Spaghetti-Os" to my kids and they looked at me like I'd had a stroke.
My work-mandated Microsoft Copilot assistant “Chaz” in 2026: Hi Walt! During your last meeting, while you were on mute, I heard you say “set it on fire, I don’t give a shit,” so I went ahead and scheduled you for 30 minutes in the Consequence Box this Thursday at 11AM. Does that time work for you?
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My work-mandated Microsoft Copilot assistant “Chaz” in 2026: Hi Walt! During your last meeting, while you were on mute, I heard you say “set it on fire, I don’t give a shit,” so I went ahead and scheduled you for 30 minutes in the Consequence Box this Thursday at 11AM. Does that time work for you?
Performatively reading this on the subway
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Performatively reading this on the subway
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elliott smith is the king of "get up!" music. the guy loved to boogie no doubt about it
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
elliott smith is the king of "get up!" music. the guy loved to boogie no doubt about it
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
Uber Eats app: y u have Notifications turned off 4 me? don’t u like me anymore? 🥺
Me: sigh ok [turns on Notifications for Uber Eats]
Uber Eats app: [30 times a day] !!!YUMMY ALERT 🥵🫦!!! DID YOU KNOW 🤯??? TACOS EXIST AND ARE A DELICIOUS FOOD THAT YOU CAN EAT 😋!! PLACE ORDER NOW 🌮🌮🌮🌮
Me: sigh ok [turns on Notifications for Uber Eats]
Uber Eats app: [30 times a day] !!!YUMMY ALERT 🥵🫦!!! DID YOU KNOW 🤯??? TACOS EXIST AND ARE A DELICIOUS FOOD THAT YOU CAN EAT 😋!! PLACE ORDER NOW 🌮🌮🌮🌮
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Uber Eats app: y u have Notifications turned off 4 me? don’t u like me anymore? 🥺
Me: sigh ok [turns on Notifications for Uber Eats]
Uber Eats app: [30 times a day] !!!YUMMY ALERT 🥵🫦!!! DID YOU KNOW 🤯??? TACOS EXIST AND ARE A DELICIOUS FOOD THAT YOU CAN EAT 😋!! PLACE ORDER NOW 🌮🌮🌮🌮
Me: sigh ok [turns on Notifications for Uber Eats]
Uber Eats app: [30 times a day] !!!YUMMY ALERT 🥵🫦!!! DID YOU KNOW 🤯??? TACOS EXIST AND ARE A DELICIOUS FOOD THAT YOU CAN EAT 😋!! PLACE ORDER NOW 🌮🌮🌮🌮
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: Aww, those kids are great! Luv the ‘80s! :)
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: haha, yep!
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: okay, man
Me: Aww, those kids are great! Luv the ‘80s! :)
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: haha, yep!
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: okay, man
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: Aww, those kids are great! Luv the ‘80s! :)
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: haha, yep!
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: okay, man
Me: Aww, those kids are great! Luv the ‘80s! :)
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: haha, yep!
Stranger Things: [SHOUTY, QUIRKY DIALOGUE]
Me: okay, man
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It might be a bit late to be announcing this but I’m running for mayor of New York! My one and only policy is to restore the city to its rightful place in cinema and video games by massively increasing the crime rate
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It might be a bit late to be announcing this but I’m running for mayor of New York! My one and only policy is to restore the city to its rightful place in cinema and video games by massively increasing the crime rate
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we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
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Remember how lefties used to say "abolish ICE" back in the 2010s, and got roundly scolded by the centrists for it ever since, and now events have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were 1000% on the correct side of history, but somehow they're still being scolded? Fun.
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Remember how lefties used to say "abolish ICE" back in the 2010s, and got roundly scolded by the centrists for it ever since, and now events have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were 1000% on the correct side of history, but somehow they're still being scolded? Fun.
[John Mellencamp voice] Snackin’ on lantern flies outside the Duane Reade
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
[John Mellencamp voice] Snackin’ on lantern flies outside the Duane Reade
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The people saying that “leftists” want them dead are the same people wildly applauding an administration that’s cutting cancer research and access to life-saving vaccines; gutting the Social Safety Net; and emptying poisons into our air, water, and food through deregulation. But sure.
September 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The people saying that “leftists” want them dead are the same people wildly applauding an administration that’s cutting cancer research and access to life-saving vaccines; gutting the Social Safety Net; and emptying poisons into our air, water, and food through deregulation. But sure.
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
The year is 2026. On Prime Video, Chris Pratt and Kevin Sorbo star as ICE agents tasked with taking down a human trafficking ring led by a gay Marxist (Giancarlo Esposito). If you make fun of the show, you are fired from your job.
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The year is 2026. On Prime Video, Chris Pratt and Kevin Sorbo star as ICE agents tasked with taking down a human trafficking ring led by a gay Marxist (Giancarlo Esposito). If you make fun of the show, you are fired from your job.