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Walt Baxter
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Tell it to my heart / Tell me I’m the only one / Is this really love or just a game?
~John Denver
Performatively reading this on the subway
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I work across the street from the Chrysler Building. If I win the lottery, I’m gonna walk in there with a big stack of cash and say “give me your FINEST Chrysler automobile” 🧐🎩
May 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Van Hamilton
May 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sign at the aquarium: Please Do Not Tap On Glass

Toddlers:
April 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We got a room next to the Annihilation Sphere :)
March 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Edvard Meownch’s “The Scream”
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sometimes at work when I have a scone I like to pretend like I’m in olden times having hard tack and black coffee, just enjoying my victuals before getting my gangrenous foot sawed off in a field hospital
February 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Update: they responded!
February 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Just spitballing here
February 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’m just a working class man, and these are my sons Blant and Cherb. For their 18th birthday I got them each a Dodge Ram 1500 (TRX Crew Cab). Blant and Cherb eat 36 eggs a day. My family has suffered for so long under Bidenomics 😤. Please, President Trump, help middle-class families like mine 🙏🇺🇸🦅
January 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM