Dr. Jewish Space Laser
@vulcanasm.bsky.social
Geophysicist, programmer, West-coast liberal stereotype, and neurological night owl. No social skills but thinks he's hilarious. Magnetic personality, like two north poles. Prone to ranting. He/him.
Why is no one asking how an Afghan national from Bellingham, WA got a firearm in (or to) Washington, DC? Even US citizens don't know "where to find a guy" 3000 miles from home.
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Afghan national in custody after shooting of 2 National Guard members near White House
An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Why is no one asking how an Afghan national from Bellingham, WA got a firearm in (or to) Washington, DC? Even US citizens don't know "where to find a guy" 3000 miles from home.
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This is how an idiot confesses to a crime: "The Democrats were Epstein's friends. All of them." Trump was a registered Democrat from August 2001 through September 2009.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This is how an idiot confesses to a crime: "The Democrats were Epstein's friends. All of them." Trump was a registered Democrat from August 2001 through September 2009.
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"Unprecedented" has become how the left says "woke". Same meaning ("anything I don't like").
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
September 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"Unprecedented" has become how the left says "woke". Same meaning ("anything I don't like").
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
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COLD HARD FACTS: 74% of political violence is perpetrated by far-right extremists. ONLY 4% is from left-wing extremism.
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
COLD HARD FACTS: 74% of political violence is perpetrated by far-right extremists. ONLY 4% is from left-wing extremism.
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Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
September 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
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the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously
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Does it seems a little odd that the party that violently attacked our capitol is suddenly outraged with political violence?
September 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Does it seems a little odd that the party that violently attacked our capitol is suddenly outraged with political violence?
"I think it's worth (it) to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." -Charlie Kirk, 2023-04-05
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"I think it's worth (it) to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." -Charlie Kirk, 2023-04-05
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
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2.5 million people is more than a quarter of the population. The equivalent of more than 85 million people protesting on the same day in the United States.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
Over 2.5 million Israelis joined today’s anti-Netanyahu protests, organisers estimate. 300,000 are now in Tel Aviv's Hostage Square. (Haaretz)
August 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
2.5 million people is more than a quarter of the population. The equivalent of more than 85 million people protesting on the same day in the United States.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
This is who they are. President Pakled, everybody.
May 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This is who they are. President Pakled, everybody.
I got my PhD 10 years before I was diagnosed autistic, so I don't know what Brainworm Kennedy's on about, but ... sure, "potty training". Weird way of asking to be peed on, and very much not my thing, but good luck with those golden showers.
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RFK Jr. Says People with Autism 'Will Never Pay Taxes, Hold a Job, Go on a Date,' Sparking Fierce Backlash
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. came under fire for his claims about autism in his first press conference as Trump's secretary of health and human services on April 16. He claimed that children with autism will...
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April 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I got my PhD 10 years before I was diagnosed autistic, so I don't know what Brainworm Kennedy's on about, but ... sure, "potty training". Weird way of asking to be peed on, and very much not my thing, but good luck with those golden showers.
people.com/rfk-jr-claim...
people.com/rfk-jr-claim...
What the fuck is with these AI generated action figures everywhere? You know what my action figure would be? A slightly tall middle aged guy typing vitriol into a laptop 'cause he thinks he's funny. My GI Joe code name is Cobra Keyboard Warrior.
April 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
What the fuck is with these AI generated action figures everywhere? You know what my action figure would be? A slightly tall middle aged guy typing vitriol into a laptop 'cause he thinks he's funny. My GI Joe code name is Cobra Keyboard Warrior.
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How it started. How it’s going.
March 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How it started. How it’s going.
How it should've gone: Zelenskyy vs. Rapey Don (warning: clearly and obviously AI-generated)
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March 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
How it should've gone: Zelenskyy vs. Rapey Don (warning: clearly and obviously AI-generated)
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"We cannot leave the security of Europe in the hands of voters in Wisconsin every 4 years."
- France Minister for the EU
- France Minister for the EU
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"We cannot leave the security of Europe in the hands of voters in Wisconsin every 4 years."
- France Minister for the EU
- France Minister for the EU
A gentle reminder to Trump's handlers:
"Cognitive decline may cause dementia patients to be more prone to yelling, making rude remarks, and even turning violent."
www.agingcare.com/Articles/cau...
Reference:
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"Cognitive decline may cause dementia patients to be more prone to yelling, making rude remarks, and even turning violent."
www.agingcare.com/Articles/cau...
Reference:
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Dementia and Anger: Causes, Tips, and Prevention
Cognitive changes are a leading cause of dementia anger and aggression. Learn more about causes, coping strategies, and prevention here.
www.agingcare.com
March 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
A gentle reminder to Trump's handlers:
"Cognitive decline may cause dementia patients to be more prone to yelling, making rude remarks, and even turning violent."
www.agingcare.com/Articles/cau...
Reference:
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
"Cognitive decline may cause dementia patients to be more prone to yelling, making rude remarks, and even turning violent."
www.agingcare.com/Articles/cau...
Reference:
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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I'm sorry that I do not have a diplomatic or "proper" response to what's going on. I just feel like a lot of people need their asses beat.
The time for words has passed.
The time for words has passed.
February 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm sorry that I do not have a diplomatic or "proper" response to what's going on. I just feel like a lot of people need their asses beat.
The time for words has passed.
The time for words has passed.
A reminder that Facebook auto-transferred the official POTUS, VP, and First Lady accounts at noon Eastern time. Unless you really want to hear from Agent Orange, Mail-Order Melania, and that hedge-fund fake-hillbilly couch-fucker, go ahead, alt-tab over, and block all three.
January 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A reminder that Facebook auto-transferred the official POTUS, VP, and First Lady accounts at noon Eastern time. Unless you really want to hear from Agent Orange, Mail-Order Melania, and that hedge-fund fake-hillbilly couch-fucker, go ahead, alt-tab over, and block all three.
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I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️
Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
January 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️
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“Will pay any amount.”
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“Will pay any amount.”
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
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The same party that ran on eradicating the Department of Education now demands to know why Americans are so stupid.
December 27, 2024 at 12:29 AM
The same party that ran on eradicating the Department of Education now demands to know why Americans are so stupid.