Benshin Impact
banner
vitameatabenjamin.bsky.social
Benshin Impact
@vitameatabenjamin.bsky.social
Colossal nerd, aspiring scientist & cat lover. 30s, He/him
Reposted by Benshin Impact
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
them.us Them @them.us · Nov 14
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SARIA’S LAW (everyone gets a free ocarina)
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
6-7 sounds like a bunch of aliens who've only heard of sex trying to make a funny sex joke.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I really want to know what would have happened if Jack Skellington tripped and fell into the Leif Erikson day tree.
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Happy "My car's clock is accurate again" day to all who celebrate!
...it's me. I'm celebrating.
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It blows my mind that RFK Jr. is the head of Health and Human Services. He has no background in medicine or physical science whatsoever, yet people have to listen when he says Tylenol causes Autism (it doesn't). *I* have better qualifications for that position, and I am NOT qualified for it.
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
It's day 13 of the shutdown. What's Trump doing?
 
Negotiating a budget deal? No.
 
Preventing premiums from doubling? No.
 
Stopping 15 million Americans from losing health care? No.
 
He's meeting the Pres. of Argentina to reward him with a $20 billion bailout.
 
America first?
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Guys I think I'm getting old. For the first time I've never even heard of the artist playing the Super Bowl this year.
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dear Trump and RFK Jr.: Correlation 👏 is 👏 not 👏 causality 👏
September 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Acetaminophen is the neurospice of life.
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The Charlie Kirk shooting is proof that violence isn't the answer when you disagree with someone. He was an idiot whose legacy deserves no honoring, and his murder guarantees he will be remembered far more than he deserves.
September 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
These miserable little imp men are so scared of cities, public transportation, seasoned food, a trans kid five states over who sometimes plays kickball in her own backyard etc. Just terrified, awful ghoul people who make everything they touch worse and add nothing of value to anything anywhere.
Mike Johnson: "I cannot for the life of me understand how the Democrats think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let the troops come into your city and show how crime can be reduced."
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Horoscopes can be a fun time waster, maybe a thought exercise. But when I hear someone actually thinks astrology holds any power over their life my stomach ends up in retrograde.
April 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sorry ladies, best I can do in this economy is be a splenda daddy.
April 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Today I learned that Ariana Grande is a singer and not a text font.
March 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The "move fast and break things" philosophy was never meant to be applied to organizations that people's lives depend on. #DOGE
February 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hot take: this norovirus thing kinda sucks
February 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
February 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's like Trump wakes up in the morning and asks himself "What's the stupidest thing I could announce today?"
February 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by Benshin Impact
i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I found a random badge ribbon at Magfest and repurposed it. I have achieved art
January 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM