Blahaj
@viscountblahaj.bsky.social
Your local Viscount Blåhaj, Ripley Gilbert Baker II himself. Now documenting via Tumblr also. https://www.tumblr.com/viscountblahaj
Long shift today!
a man dressed as a shark is holding a flashlight
ALT: a man dressed as a shark is holding a flashlight
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Long shift today!
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Champagne fascist Jenkyns is a hypocritical charlatan. If she were any thicker, she’d set.
Left: Yesterday, she whinged about a planned solar farm.
Right: In 2017, she was happy about a solar farm. #ukpolitics
Left: Yesterday, she whinged about a planned solar farm.
Right: In 2017, she was happy about a solar farm. #ukpolitics
January 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Champagne fascist Jenkyns is a hypocritical charlatan. If she were any thicker, she’d set.
Left: Yesterday, she whinged about a planned solar farm.
Right: In 2017, she was happy about a solar farm. #ukpolitics
Left: Yesterday, she whinged about a planned solar farm.
Right: In 2017, she was happy about a solar farm. #ukpolitics
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Gone are the days of me pouring warm water over the car windscreen on an icy morning.
Heated windscreen, heated seats .. where have you been all my life?
Albeit the heated seats toast your bits a bit ..
Heated windscreen, heated seats .. where have you been all my life?
Albeit the heated seats toast your bits a bit ..
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Gone are the days of me pouring warm water over the car windscreen on an icy morning.
Heated windscreen, heated seats .. where have you been all my life?
Albeit the heated seats toast your bits a bit ..
Heated windscreen, heated seats .. where have you been all my life?
Albeit the heated seats toast your bits a bit ..
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I assume this will never be "over" for this brave woman, but some justice is served.
Then again one of those sentenced to 12 years "will be out in 3" apparently.
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Gisèle Pelicot thanks supporters after 'difficult ordeal' of rape trial as ex-husband jailed
Then again one of those sentenced to 12 years "will be out in 3" apparently.
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Gisèle Pelicot thanks supporters after 'difficult ordeal' of rape trial as ex-husband jailed
Gisèle Pelicot thanks supporters after 'difficult ordeal' of rape trial as ex-husband jailed - live updates
Pelicot, who waived her right to anonymity, says she never regretted making the trial public
www.bbc.co.uk
December 19, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I assume this will never be "over" for this brave woman, but some justice is served.
Then again one of those sentenced to 12 years "will be out in 3" apparently.
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Gisèle Pelicot thanks supporters after 'difficult ordeal' of rape trial as ex-husband jailed
Then again one of those sentenced to 12 years "will be out in 3" apparently.
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Gisèle Pelicot thanks supporters after 'difficult ordeal' of rape trial as ex-husband jailed
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We've not had our dinner yet.
Had a massive late breakfast and a load of chocolate so it may be a very late one.
It's mainly seafood and no real prep needed, thankfully.
Fingers crossed no ill effects.. it's taken me till now to feel human. Way overdid it on the Black Cow last night.
Had a massive late breakfast and a load of chocolate so it may be a very late one.
It's mainly seafood and no real prep needed, thankfully.
Fingers crossed no ill effects.. it's taken me till now to feel human. Way overdid it on the Black Cow last night.
December 25, 2024 at 3:26 PM
We've not had our dinner yet.
Had a massive late breakfast and a load of chocolate so it may be a very late one.
It's mainly seafood and no real prep needed, thankfully.
Fingers crossed no ill effects.. it's taken me till now to feel human. Way overdid it on the Black Cow last night.
Had a massive late breakfast and a load of chocolate so it may be a very late one.
It's mainly seafood and no real prep needed, thankfully.
Fingers crossed no ill effects.. it's taken me till now to feel human. Way overdid it on the Black Cow last night.
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Thoughts are with Kilmarnock goalkeeper McCrorie who bravely thwarted Nikolas Kuhn and has a nasty looking bruise below the eye and unable to continue.
January 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Thoughts are with Kilmarnock goalkeeper McCrorie who bravely thwarted Nikolas Kuhn and has a nasty looking bruise below the eye and unable to continue.
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i believe this is what the younger generation calls
a gamer
a gamer
January 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i believe this is what the younger generation calls
a gamer
a gamer
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Starting the week with another delve into my @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon archive... #doctor #doctorandpatient #medical #diagnosis #health
January 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Starting the week with another delve into my @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon archive... #doctor #doctorandpatient #medical #diagnosis #health
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I just can't shut the actual fuck up
January 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I just can't shut the actual fuck up
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6
Speaking for myself, a solid 2. Aspiring to 6. More likely a 7, in the eyes of others.
January 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
6
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Bella settles in for another busy day
January 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Bella settles in for another busy day
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Global Shortage of Orange Paint
Following a shortage of pink paint during the making of the Barbie movie, there is now a global shortage of orange paint due to the size of Donald Trump.
A Vincent van Gogh portrait said, "Most of it has been wasted painting over the massive cracks in what he says."
Following a shortage of pink paint during the making of the Barbie movie, there is now a global shortage of orange paint due to the size of Donald Trump.
A Vincent van Gogh portrait said, "Most of it has been wasted painting over the massive cracks in what he says."
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Global Shortage of Orange Paint
Following a shortage of pink paint during the making of the Barbie movie, there is now a global shortage of orange paint due to the size of Donald Trump.
A Vincent van Gogh portrait said, "Most of it has been wasted painting over the massive cracks in what he says."
Following a shortage of pink paint during the making of the Barbie movie, there is now a global shortage of orange paint due to the size of Donald Trump.
A Vincent van Gogh portrait said, "Most of it has been wasted painting over the massive cracks in what he says."
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A crisp, cold morning here in my little corner of the world. Hello, Bluesky! A very inauspicious beginning to the start of a new social media adventure 🙋🏻♀️
January 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A crisp, cold morning here in my little corner of the world. Hello, Bluesky! A very inauspicious beginning to the start of a new social media adventure 🙋🏻♀️
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I worked in consulting for two years and once had to attend training on PowerPoint slide design run by a pompous ass slide design "expert." He decides to show bad slide examples; first one comes up is mine: second one, mine. Almost all the slides were mine.
January 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I worked in consulting for two years and once had to attend training on PowerPoint slide design run by a pompous ass slide design "expert." He decides to show bad slide examples; first one comes up is mine: second one, mine. Almost all the slides were mine.
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January 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Age has really mellowed Carrie Underwood. She used to demolish the cars of unfaithful men with baseball bats and now she sings at their inaugurations.
January 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Age has really mellowed Carrie Underwood. She used to demolish the cars of unfaithful men with baseball bats and now she sings at their inaugurations.
engaging in book consumption with my human
ignoring the fact this is constructed from tree corpses
this is actually rather entertaining
ignoring the fact this is constructed from tree corpses
this is actually rather entertaining
January 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
engaging in book consumption with my human
ignoring the fact this is constructed from tree corpses
this is actually rather entertaining
ignoring the fact this is constructed from tree corpses
this is actually rather entertaining
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I am definitely carrying too much constant anger in me
January 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I am definitely carrying too much constant anger in me
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Hi, I know you're wondering how I found you. Well, let me tell you that I've got my ways. Anyways, welcome home, lovely.
January 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hi, I know you're wondering how I found you. Well, let me tell you that I've got my ways. Anyways, welcome home, lovely.