Eliza Bennet
@elizabennet.bsky.social
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I’ve been to Scotland with 4 adults in a Ford Fiesta, it took 14 hours and every time we stopped for a wee we had to unearth the back seat passengers from beneath a pile of charity shop jigsaw puzzles and a giant backpack, it was hell
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve been to Scotland with 4 adults in a Ford Fiesta, it took 14 hours and every time we stopped for a wee we had to unearth the back seat passengers from beneath a pile of charity shop jigsaw puzzles and a giant backpack, it was hell
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
There is a massive row going on here at Pemberley right now as to whether the blackbird currently in the garden is the regular blackbird (Malcolm) or a completely different blackbird
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
There is a massive row going on here at Pemberley right now as to whether the blackbird currently in the garden is the regular blackbird (Malcolm) or a completely different blackbird
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On #WorldVentil8Day we are reminding everyone:
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
On #WorldVentil8Day we are reminding everyone:
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
Who is Veronica Chambers? Have we heard of Veronica Chambers before? #TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Who is Veronica Chambers? Have we heard of Veronica Chambers before? #TheArchers
As I always suspected, the smell of Mankwold is too appalling even for Hellqueen herself #TheArchers
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
As I always suspected, the smell of Mankwold is too appalling even for Hellqueen herself #TheArchers
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'Vaccination continues to help protect against severe illness, hospitalisations and deaths arising from COVID-19,' according to @ukhsa.bsky.social, source: ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2025/06/26/w...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
'Vaccination continues to help protect against severe illness, hospitalisations and deaths arising from COVID-19,' according to @ukhsa.bsky.social, source: ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2025/06/26/w...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
The rogue heifer is my new favourite character #TheArchers
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The rogue heifer is my new favourite character #TheArchers
The Esme thing is bonkers, it‘s just bonkers, honestly listening to #TheArchers at the moment is like trying to finish a crossword in Portuguese with a jumbo crayon while drinking a Benylin and brandy cocktail through a straw and hitting oneself repeatedly on the head with a giant potato
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Esme thing is bonkers, it‘s just bonkers, honestly listening to #TheArchers at the moment is like trying to finish a crossword in Portuguese with a jumbo crayon while drinking a Benylin and brandy cocktail through a straw and hitting oneself repeatedly on the head with a giant potato
For a proper happy Hallowe’en (Nos Galan Gaeaf hapus) what you need is Huw Chiswell singing Parti’r Ysbrydion (The Ghosts’ Party) on a video that looks as if it was recorded off someone’s nanna’s telly, through a window, in a heavy fog, in about 1982
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
Parti'r Ysbrydion Huw Chiswell
YouTube video by Aberhenfelen
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October 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
For a proper happy Hallowe’en (Nos Galan Gaeaf hapus) what you need is Huw Chiswell singing Parti’r Ysbrydion (The Ghosts’ Party) on a video that looks as if it was recorded off someone’s nanna’s telly, through a window, in a heavy fog, in about 1982
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
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In the UK, restricting free access to proven vaccines ignores the evidence and is a public health failure.
Please sign this petition to urge the UK government to overturn its shortsighted policy - and make the COVID-19 vaccine universally available, free of charge.
www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
Please sign this petition to urge the UK government to overturn its shortsighted policy - and make the COVID-19 vaccine universally available, free of charge.
www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
Sign the Petition
Make COVID vaccine universally available in the UK - free of charge.
www.change.org
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
In the UK, restricting free access to proven vaccines ignores the evidence and is a public health failure.
Please sign this petition to urge the UK government to overturn its shortsighted policy - and make the COVID-19 vaccine universally available, free of charge.
www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
Please sign this petition to urge the UK government to overturn its shortsighted policy - and make the COVID-19 vaccine universally available, free of charge.
www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
I don’t buy this “but I wanted to make a witch costume for Rosie” whinge from Pip, there’s no way she could be arsed, get yourself down to Asda where they’re doing them for four quid, they look quite good actually, I’d wear one if they did them in my size #TheArchers
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don’t buy this “but I wanted to make a witch costume for Rosie” whinge from Pip, there’s no way she could be arsed, get yourself down to Asda where they’re doing them for four quid, they look quite good actually, I’d wear one if they did them in my size #TheArchers
Spotted this little beauty on our morning walk, it's a ballerina waxcap and it's quite rare
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Spotted this little beauty on our morning walk, it's a ballerina waxcap and it's quite rare
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi
I did wonder how long it would take for that shutter to be decorated and here we are #Caerffili
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I did wonder how long it would take for that shutter to be decorated and here we are #Caerffili
Sunny autumn morning tree for anyone who needs one
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Sunny autumn morning tree for anyone who needs one
October 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My papa (elderly Mr Bennet), responding to Winifred on #R4 #YouAndYours claiming phone boxes used to smell of cigarettes: “No they didn’t, they smelt of piss! It was the *toilets* that smelt of cigarettes!”
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My papa (elderly Mr Bennet), responding to Winifred on #R4 #YouAndYours claiming phone boxes used to smell of cigarettes: “No they didn’t, they smelt of piss! It was the *toilets* that smelt of cigarettes!”
Remembering Aberfan today
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Remembering Aberfan today
This week’s #TheArchers has been largely bollocks but I would just like to agree with Akram that milking cows (by hand at least) is a very peaceful activity, it has been many decades since I milked a cow but honestly I don’t think I’ve known that level of calm since
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
This week’s #TheArchers has been largely bollocks but I would just like to agree with Akram that milking cows (by hand at least) is a very peaceful activity, it has been many decades since I milked a cow but honestly I don’t think I’ve known that level of calm since
Tracy: I’m actually related to George and I still can’t stand him #TheArchers
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tracy: I’m actually related to George and I still can’t stand him #TheArchers
Jolene introduces the new member of staff #TheArchers
a close up of a man 's face with a hole in the wall behind him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a hole in the wall behind him
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October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Jolene introduces the new member of staff #TheArchers
So now we have a junior Mulligan who has also never been mentioned by a single villager in the whole history of #TheArchers
October 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So now we have a junior Mulligan who has also never been mentioned by a single villager in the whole history of #TheArchers
It’s so heartwarming witnessing two middle-aged men bonding over a dead body #TheArchers
October 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s so heartwarming witnessing two middle-aged men bonding over a dead body #TheArchers
Does anyone else own an orange slug, eh
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October 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Does anyone else own an orange slug, eh
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