Eliza Bennet
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Well hopefully Ruairi will be eaten by hangry pigs, who else can we send to work at Berrow #TheArchers
miss piggy from the muppet show is making a funny face with her eyes closed .
ALT: miss piggy from the muppet show is making a funny face with her eyes closed .
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February 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Well hopefully Ruairi will be eaten by hangry pigs, who else can we send to work at Berrow #TheArchers
You know I’ve said it before but honestly Chelsea is an absolute genius, this could really work #TheArchers
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
You know I’ve said it before but honestly Chelsea is an absolute genius, this could really work #TheArchers
No coincidence George remembered something about the clonking while playing with Martha, the culprit was clearly a very small person possibly carrying a stepstool #TheArchers
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
No coincidence George remembered something about the clonking while playing with Martha, the culprit was clearly a very small person possibly carrying a stepstool #TheArchers
Poor Cleo, having done her best to rescue her human from a fate worse than death and failed miserably she is now going to be the first dog ever to call a rescue centre and put herself up for adoption #TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Poor Cleo, having done her best to rescue her human from a fate worse than death and failed miserably she is now going to be the first dog ever to call a rescue centre and put herself up for adoption #TheArchers
What the fecking feck is wrong with you Stella, Cleo was trying to *save* you, what the actual fecking feck #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
What the fecking feck is wrong with you Stella, Cleo was trying to *save* you, what the actual fecking feck #TheArchers
January felt quite short this year, only the 700 days
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 PM
January felt quite short this year, only the 700 days
First time I’ve ever heard Pip described as a fully functioning member of society but you do you David #TheArchers
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
First time I’ve ever heard Pip described as a fully functioning member of society but you do you David #TheArchers
Mr Darcy and elderly Mr Bennet have decided to spice up this year’s The Apprentice by playing Wanker, Arsehole or Twat as each contestant is introduced and I have to say the first round of decisions seems pretty spot-on so far
January 29, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Mr Darcy and elderly Mr Bennet have decided to spice up this year’s The Apprentice by playing Wanker, Arsehole or Twat as each contestant is introduced and I have to say the first round of decisions seems pretty spot-on so far
“Just occasionally, Justin Elliott, you are a very, very nice man”
And the rest of the time you’re an absolute throbber
#TheArchers
And the rest of the time you’re an absolute throbber
#TheArchers
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
“Just occasionally, Justin Elliott, you are a very, very nice man”
And the rest of the time you’re an absolute throbber
#TheArchers
And the rest of the time you’re an absolute throbber
#TheArchers
I’m sure this meal will go just brilliantly #TheArchers
a woman is crying while holding a piece of spaghetti
ALT: a woman is crying while holding a piece of spaghetti
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January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I’m sure this meal will go just brilliantly #TheArchers
Between Kemi Badenoch on Desert Island Discs and the looming bleakness of listening to this week’s #TheArchers all over again I think I might just turn Radio 4 off
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Between Kemi Badenoch on Desert Island Discs and the looming bleakness of listening to this week’s #TheArchers all over again I think I might just turn Radio 4 off
Can we just have a nice gentle episode of everyone talking about Veronika the cow and whether it’s worth leaving some brooms by the milking parlour please #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Can we just have a nice gentle episode of everyone talking about Veronika the cow and whether it’s worth leaving some brooms by the milking parlour please #TheArchers
I am concerned for Amber and want her to be able to extricate herself from George’s clutches safely but I really wish they hadn’t thrown Brad into the mix, it’s all too tacky and nasty for our lovely Brad, I’m hating this whole storyline to be honest #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I am concerned for Amber and want her to be able to extricate herself from George’s clutches safely but I really wish they hadn’t thrown Brad into the mix, it’s all too tacky and nasty for our lovely Brad, I’m hating this whole storyline to be honest #TheArchers
Christ on a biscuit Amber, most people just wrap presents or mainline Baileys and mince pies on Christmas Eve #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Christ on a biscuit Amber, most people just wrap presents or mainline Baileys and mince pies on Christmas Eve #TheArchers
Chelsea is wiser than the Dalai Lama, we should put her in charge of everything #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Chelsea is wiser than the Dalai Lama, we should put her in charge of everything #TheArchers
Dreamt I was cleaning rooms in a Premier Inn in Wolverhampton, helped by a giant wasp who was supposed to operate the vacuum cleaner but just spent the whole time balancing on its pointy bottom on the carpet and shouting “Look at me Brenda”
January 20, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Dreamt I was cleaning rooms in a Premier Inn in Wolverhampton, helped by a giant wasp who was supposed to operate the vacuum cleaner but just spent the whole time balancing on its pointy bottom on the carpet and shouting “Look at me Brenda”
FFS, can nobody have sex in Ambridge without getting up the duff, it’s so fecking tedious #TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
FFS, can nobody have sex in Ambridge without getting up the duff, it’s so fecking tedious #TheArchers
Bloody hell Carpet, accusing your wife of clonking George, with your track record when it comes to crime solving that means she’s definitely innocent #TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Bloody hell Carpet, accusing your wife of clonking George, with your track record when it comes to crime solving that means she’s definitely innocent #TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 11:11 AM
There is an “experimental drama” on Radio 4 right now which was created using AI and is proving with every line why nobody should ever use AI to create “experimental drama” again
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
There is an “experimental drama” on Radio 4 right now which was created using AI and is proving with every line why nobody should ever use AI to create “experimental drama” again
Jenrick is an absolute wankspangle isn’t he
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Jenrick is an absolute wankspangle isn’t he
It’s nearly the middle of January, does Susan not have the Easter eggs on display yet, tsk #TheArchers
January 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It’s nearly the middle of January, does Susan not have the Easter eggs on display yet, tsk #TheArchers
George *still* doesn’t get it, saying sorry does not make everything OK #TheArchers
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
George *still* doesn’t get it, saying sorry does not make everything OK #TheArchers
What have the poor Maliks done to deserve lunch at Brookfield? #TheArchers
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
What have the poor Maliks done to deserve lunch at Brookfield? #TheArchers