Eliza Bennet
@elizabennet.bsky.social
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And now we all have a rather fabulous earworm
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And now we all have a rather fabulous earworm
Oh and at one point we nearly added a dog, it was wandering in the road just past Loch Lomond, saw it reunited with its human as we stopped though, probably just as well really
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh and at one point we nearly added a dog, it was wandering in the road just past Loch Lomond, saw it reunited with its human as we stopped though, probably just as well really
I couldn’t resist
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I couldn’t resist
I usually use mine on my armpits but you can get all sorts nowadays
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .
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November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I usually use mine on my armpits but you can get all sorts nowadays
Yeah, everyone just goes round smelling of BO and toilet cleaner the rest of the year
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yeah, everyone just goes round smelling of BO and toilet cleaner the rest of the year
When you see them close up every day it isn’t so difficult to differentiate, surprisingly. Malcolm is slimmer than most and carries his tail in a more upright manner.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When you see them close up every day it isn’t so difficult to differentiate, surprisingly. Malcolm is slimmer than most and carries his tail in a more upright manner.
Aww, that’s lovely, however Malcolm only usually disappears when the blackberries are out, once they’re over he returns to demand his daily sultanas for the rest of the year
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Aww, that’s lovely, however Malcolm only usually disappears when the blackberries are out, once they’re over he returns to demand his daily sultanas for the rest of the year
Genius, will suggest that Malcolm will return to him for ever and ever
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Genius, will suggest that Malcolm will return to him for ever and ever
A kaleidoscope! Brilliant! Will order one, it’ll keep him happy for minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
A kaleidoscope! Brilliant! Will order one, it’ll keep him happy for minutes.
It was the like the tiny swans incident all over again, when he got really excited about the miniature swans on the lake and they turned out to be seagulls
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It was the like the tiny swans incident all over again, when he got really excited about the miniature swans on the lake and they turned out to be seagulls
EMB is less perturbed than Mr Darcy himself, he can’t tell the blackbirds apart at the best of times, in fact he mistook a crow for Malcolm once and we had to explain that it looked small because it was far away
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
EMB is less perturbed than Mr Darcy himself, he can’t tell the blackbirds apart at the best of times, in fact he mistook a crow for Malcolm once and we had to explain that it looked small because it was far away
Oh no, first the harlequin ladybirds and now this
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Oh no, first the harlequin ladybirds and now this
Oh please, Mr Darcy won’t cope with the idea that Malcolm might be dead, he’s been waiting for him to return to the garden since July
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oh please, Mr Darcy won’t cope with the idea that Malcolm might be dead, he’s been waiting for him to return to the garden since July
But without the lycra leggings
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
But without the lycra leggings
Ohhh, could be! Or she could be a third Veronica…that’s a lot of Veronicas, though…
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Ohhh, could be! Or she could be a third Veronica…that’s a lot of Veronicas, though…
Earlier in the week! Oh well she’s an old hand then, a completely established character! I am completely convinced by her!
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November 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Earlier in the week! Oh well she’s an old hand then, a completely established character! I am completely convinced by her!
Yes, there was nothing else to be done, I know. Nobody else could possibly have been Nelson with his voice like fruit cake and velvet. But I miss him.
Mind you I still miss Aunt Laura too and she died in 1977, I probably should be over that by now.
Mind you I still miss Aunt Laura too and she died in 1977, I probably should be over that by now.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Yes, there was nothing else to be done, I know. Nobody else could possibly have been Nelson with his voice like fruit cake and velvet. But I miss him.
Mind you I still miss Aunt Laura too and she died in 1977, I probably should be over that by now.
Mind you I still miss Aunt Laura too and she died in 1977, I probably should be over that by now.
Nigel was a delight and I still miss him and yes I miss Nelson too although he would admittedly be fecking ancient by now
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nigel was a delight and I still miss him and yes I miss Nelson too although he would admittedly be fecking ancient by now
Well, she did choose Bread of Heaven for one of the hymns so I assume he descended from above
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well, she did choose Bread of Heaven for one of the hymns so I assume he descended from above
I’m starting to wonder if they’re the same person, I’m so confused
And possibly the bread man too
And possibly the bread man too
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m starting to wonder if they’re the same person, I’m so confused
And possibly the bread man too
And possibly the bread man too