Virty V. Virtugon
@virtugon.bsky.social
A casual observer of worldly affairs.
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It is Friday. PLEASE tell me your best cyber puns. 🙏
I shall start:
Where did the hacker go?
She ransomware.
Womp womp! Send me your groaners!
I shall start:
Where did the hacker go?
She ransomware.
Womp womp! Send me your groaners!
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It is Friday. PLEASE tell me your best cyber puns. 🙏
I shall start:
Where did the hacker go?
She ransomware.
Womp womp! Send me your groaners!
I shall start:
Where did the hacker go?
She ransomware.
Womp womp! Send me your groaners!
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Me: I want to have more friends
Tech companies:
Tech companies:
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Me: I want to have more friends
Tech companies:
Tech companies:
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It's difficult for me to express in words just how frustrating it is when Microsoft, Google, AND Apple try (constantly) to force me to save online (onto THEIR cloud) instead of locally, removing my options. I literally HATE it. Stop taking away my choices.
Like if you agree.
Like if you agree.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It's difficult for me to express in words just how frustrating it is when Microsoft, Google, AND Apple try (constantly) to force me to save online (onto THEIR cloud) instead of locally, removing my options. I literally HATE it. Stop taking away my choices.
Like if you agree.
Like if you agree.
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Contrary to popular belief, some things shouldn't be connected to any network.
October 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Contrary to popular belief, some things shouldn't be connected to any network.
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Vicious little barstewards around here
July 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Vicious little barstewards around here
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The Expanse: Osiris Reborn | Reveal Trailer
▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...
▪️Single-player, story driven action RPG
▪️Choose to be an Earther, Martian or Belter
▪️Third-person, cover focused gunplay/abilities
▪️Lead your own ship and crew, make choices, etc
This looks amazing, holy fuck! 😮
▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...
▪️Single-player, story driven action RPG
▪️Choose to be an Earther, Martian or Belter
▪️Third-person, cover focused gunplay/abilities
▪️Lead your own ship and crew, make choices, etc
This looks amazing, holy fuck! 😮
June 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Expanse: Osiris Reborn | Reveal Trailer
▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...
▪️Single-player, story driven action RPG
▪️Choose to be an Earther, Martian or Belter
▪️Third-person, cover focused gunplay/abilities
▪️Lead your own ship and crew, make choices, etc
This looks amazing, holy fuck! 😮
▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...
▪️Single-player, story driven action RPG
▪️Choose to be an Earther, Martian or Belter
▪️Third-person, cover focused gunplay/abilities
▪️Lead your own ship and crew, make choices, etc
This looks amazing, holy fuck! 😮
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If you're over 30, quote this with some life advice.
Remember, nobody appointed you to be the Fun Police.
If someone enjoys a sport or a hobby or a fandom you don't, or paints their car a color you don't like or whatever, you do not need to inform the world how much you disapprove.
Remember, nobody appointed you to be the Fun Police.
If someone enjoys a sport or a hobby or a fandom you don't, or paints their car a color you don't like or whatever, you do not need to inform the world how much you disapprove.
If you're over 30, quote this with some life advance.
Trite perhaps but one often forgotten online at least: use the principle of charity. (At least among comrades.) Take the most charitable interpretation of a comment as your initial point of interaction; do not take the least charitable.
Trite perhaps but one often forgotten online at least: use the principle of charity. (At least among comrades.) Take the most charitable interpretation of a comment as your initial point of interaction; do not take the least charitable.
If you're over 30, quote this with some life advance.
Let people help you. We are not here to make it alone, no one can do that. You are not a burden.
Let people help you. We are not here to make it alone, no one can do that. You are not a burden.
May 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If you're over 30, quote this with some life advice.
Remember, nobody appointed you to be the Fun Police.
If someone enjoys a sport or a hobby or a fandom you don't, or paints their car a color you don't like or whatever, you do not need to inform the world how much you disapprove.
Remember, nobody appointed you to be the Fun Police.
If someone enjoys a sport or a hobby or a fandom you don't, or paints their car a color you don't like or whatever, you do not need to inform the world how much you disapprove.
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The oldest piece of malware ever discovered is a series of punch cards from the 1950s that, when fed into a specific mainframe, would cause it to play a very annoying polka tune indefinitely 🙃
April 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The oldest piece of malware ever discovered is a series of punch cards from the 1950s that, when fed into a specific mainframe, would cause it to play a very annoying polka tune indefinitely 🙃
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You simply cannot tariff penguins without expecting repercussions.
April 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You simply cannot tariff penguins without expecting repercussions.
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sénior developer fixing bugs live on production
April 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
sénior developer fixing bugs live on production
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It is a scientifically proven fact that experienced Linux and Unix terminal users develop an involuntary "Ctrl+C" reflex. This reflex is so strong that they have been observed attempting to use it during everyday conversations to interrupt unwanted monologues.
March 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It is a scientifically proven fact that experienced Linux and Unix terminal users develop an involuntary "Ctrl+C" reflex. This reflex is so strong that they have been observed attempting to use it during everyday conversations to interrupt unwanted monologues.
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Darth Vader Accidentally Texts Death Star Plans to Bothan Spy
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
Darth Vader Accidentally Texts Death Star Plans to Bothan Spy
CORUSCANT, GALACTIC CORE — Wide-spread turmoil rocked the galaxy today, as an anonymous Bothan spy revealed he had been accidentally added to the Empire’s comm…
hard-drive.net
March 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Darth Vader Accidentally Texts Death Star Plans to Bothan Spy
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
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Mordor on the Orient Express
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Mordor on the Orient Express
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Microsoft finds a team within Sandworm has been carrying out widespread initial access operations on behalf of the GRU group and focused on US, UK, Canada and Australia networks over 2024, exploiting Connectwise ScreenConnect and Fortinet FortiClient EMS. www.wired.com/story/russia...
A Hacker Group Within Russia’s Notorious Sandworm Unit Is Breaching Western Networks
A team Microsoft calls BadPilot is acting as Sandworm's “initial access operation,” the company says. And over the last year it's trained its sights on the US, the UK, Canada, and Australia.
www.wired.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Microsoft finds a team within Sandworm has been carrying out widespread initial access operations on behalf of the GRU group and focused on US, UK, Canada and Australia networks over 2024, exploiting Connectwise ScreenConnect and Fortinet FortiClient EMS. www.wired.com/story/russia...
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My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
January 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
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He’s doing a fanta-stick job…
No way anyone will ever find it 😂🖤
🔊
🎥corgiplace
No way anyone will ever find it 😂🖤
🔊
🎥corgiplace
January 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
He’s doing a fanta-stick job…
No way anyone will ever find it 😂🖤
🔊
🎥corgiplace
No way anyone will ever find it 😂🖤
🔊
🎥corgiplace
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Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.
January 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.
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Whenever a technologist says the solution is to "just do X" you can rest assured that "just" is doing some seriously heavy lifting in that recommendation...
January 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Whenever a technologist says the solution is to "just do X" you can rest assured that "just" is doing some seriously heavy lifting in that recommendation...