Virtual Scallop
@virtualscallop.bsky.social
[it/she/they] - Certified gremlin, and maker of weird things. Also comes in Tumblr, YouTube, and Twitch flavors
Banner fursonas by: sappaceal & Pinkrhin0
Banner fursonas by: sappaceal & Pinkrhin0
y'know, I find it really interesting that games inspired by classics Sonic's legacy took a look at it
And it's (non-final) bosses that were usually pretty short and only mildly spicy...
And went
"yeah, y'know... we should make our bosses SUPER long! and sometimes *brutal*!"
And it's (non-final) bosses that were usually pretty short and only mildly spicy...
And went
"yeah, y'know... we should make our bosses SUPER long! and sometimes *brutal*!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
y'know, I find it really interesting that games inspired by classics Sonic's legacy took a look at it
And it's (non-final) bosses that were usually pretty short and only mildly spicy...
And went
"yeah, y'know... we should make our bosses SUPER long! and sometimes *brutal*!"
And it's (non-final) bosses that were usually pretty short and only mildly spicy...
And went
"yeah, y'know... we should make our bosses SUPER long! and sometimes *brutal*!"
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StreamElements bot is compromised
You probably shouldn't have been using it anyway since some of the big wigs in StreamElements are zionist fucks, but here's a more immediate reason to find something else
You probably shouldn't have been using it anyway since some of the big wigs in StreamElements are zionist fucks, but here's a more immediate reason to find something else
Hacking Twitch Chat 😎 L3TH4L_P4ND4 shows me what looks like template injection or unsanitized variable expansion with StreamElements, then leverages Nightbot to mod yourself, ban accounts, change livestream settings or many more hijinks 😜 Video: youtu.be/8G45lYCZzZ8
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
StreamElements bot is compromised
You probably shouldn't have been using it anyway since some of the big wigs in StreamElements are zionist fucks, but here's a more immediate reason to find something else
You probably shouldn't have been using it anyway since some of the big wigs in StreamElements are zionist fucks, but here's a more immediate reason to find something else
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🦊noooo dont obliterate the twink! he lives in the USA he can't afford being obliterated!
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
🦊noooo dont obliterate the twink! he lives in the USA he can't afford being obliterated!
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if you try to use something like assetstudio to extract files from the ace attorney HD trilogy, the only files that are unencrypted are the frames from the looping blue badger footage in Rise from the Ashes. blue badger jumpscare.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
if you try to use something like assetstudio to extract files from the ace attorney HD trilogy, the only files that are unencrypted are the frames from the looping blue badger footage in Rise from the Ashes. blue badger jumpscare.
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Ready to throw down with the power of buny magic!!!
Comm for @taffywabbit.bsky.social ✨🐇💫
Comm for @taffywabbit.bsky.social ✨🐇💫
September 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ready to throw down with the power of buny magic!!!
Comm for @taffywabbit.bsky.social ✨🐇💫
Comm for @taffywabbit.bsky.social ✨🐇💫
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the joy of catching any cool gen 5 mon into the immediate realisation it's not evolving for 80% of the game is sickening, who at gamefreak decided this thing should be stuck like this until level 41
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
the joy of catching any cool gen 5 mon into the immediate realisation it's not evolving for 80% of the game is sickening, who at gamefreak decided this thing should be stuck like this until level 41
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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One week left on my contract. Who want to hire me? 👉👈
In the interest of self-preservation I need to start reiterating: my current contract with KO_OP ends late Nov, and I'm looking for my next gig! I'm a game/narrative designer, writer, & generalist with lots of implementation experience in Unity, some in Unreal, knowledge of C#, Python, and more.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
One week left on my contract. Who want to hire me? 👉👈
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It didn’t used to be that you went online to get mad. You went on the computer because that’s where Strong Bad lives
November 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
It didn’t used to be that you went online to get mad. You went on the computer because that’s where Strong Bad lives
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WELL. FUCK. LMAO youtu.be/QRtR2OM3_so
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
WELL. FUCK. LMAO youtu.be/QRtR2OM3_so
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The Western Citadel of Aurema
August 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Western Citadel of Aurema
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Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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PLEASE switch to something like Vivaldi, or a fork of Firefox not prone to this bullshit
Mozilla's been changing direction. It's only going to get worse.
Mozilla's been changing direction. It's only going to get worse.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
PLEASE switch to something like Vivaldi, or a fork of Firefox not prone to this bullshit
Mozilla's been changing direction. It's only going to get worse.
Mozilla's been changing direction. It's only going to get worse.
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Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
Perhaps this is an overdone sentiment, and I simply haven't stumbled into it, but
Minecraft is such a damn Ship of Theseus to me
We may still be in 1.x.x
But it may as well be Minecraft 2 at this point
So much is just fundamentally different.
And I can't tell ya where 1 ended and 2 began...
Minecraft is such a damn Ship of Theseus to me
We may still be in 1.x.x
But it may as well be Minecraft 2 at this point
So much is just fundamentally different.
And I can't tell ya where 1 ended and 2 began...
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Perhaps this is an overdone sentiment, and I simply haven't stumbled into it, but
Minecraft is such a damn Ship of Theseus to me
We may still be in 1.x.x
But it may as well be Minecraft 2 at this point
So much is just fundamentally different.
And I can't tell ya where 1 ended and 2 began...
Minecraft is such a damn Ship of Theseus to me
We may still be in 1.x.x
But it may as well be Minecraft 2 at this point
So much is just fundamentally different.
And I can't tell ya where 1 ended and 2 began...
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🐭PSA for no reason whatsoever: if you're ever talking about a trans person you knew before they became trans, their new name and pronouns retroactively get applied to back then too. it's very disrespectful to call them by their dead name, even if that's how you knew them back then
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
🐭PSA for no reason whatsoever: if you're ever talking about a trans person you knew before they became trans, their new name and pronouns retroactively get applied to back then too. it's very disrespectful to call them by their dead name, even if that's how you knew them back then
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Would anyone want a DRAWED thing?
(I have -46 dollars and the guy is gonna put me in a headlock at -50)
(I have -46 dollars and the guy is gonna put me in a headlock at -50)
Hi'ya! Hoping to earn some [Food] in these [Food]less times... So I'm open for a commish or two if it pleases you! My email is in my bio~
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Would anyone want a DRAWED thing?
(I have -46 dollars and the guy is gonna put me in a headlock at -50)
(I have -46 dollars and the guy is gonna put me in a headlock at -50)
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Red alert 🚨
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Red alert 🚨
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a small quick shoddy guide to help you avoid one specific problem in comics dialogue presentation. i'm smokey bear and this is my personal forest fire
[tiptag]
[tiptag]
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
a small quick shoddy guide to help you avoid one specific problem in comics dialogue presentation. i'm smokey bear and this is my personal forest fire
[tiptag]
[tiptag]
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you must continue to love the world even when it feels like too little of it loves you back. dogs and cats like you. animals outside can be befriended. some people are nice.
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
you must continue to love the world even when it feels like too little of it loves you back. dogs and cats like you. animals outside can be befriended. some people are nice.