Apparently no sound cuts through the ambiance of a fine dining restaurant quite like the unmistakable noise of my wallet being unvelcroed

Ronald McDonald: the big mac recipe must be kept secret at all costs

me, who just finished writing the big mac jingle: I fucked up, boss. I fucked up real bad

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