Vibeulator
@vibeulator.bsky.social
GenXer.
Music, gardening, cooking, photography, art, existential chaos, etc.
Bluski Member since November 2023.
Music, gardening, cooking, photography, art, existential chaos, etc.
Bluski Member since November 2023.
My wife is hitting her “year of the colonoscopy” and I have to schedule a follow up, so we’re going through a travel agent to see if we can get a “his/hers” deluxe package.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My wife is hitting her “year of the colonoscopy” and I have to schedule a follow up, so we’re going through a travel agent to see if we can get a “his/hers” deluxe package.
I’ve hired four influencer consultants to help me craft my first social media banger*
*a sausage that goes with mushy peas and mashed potatoes.
*a sausage that goes with mushy peas and mashed potatoes.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve hired four influencer consultants to help me craft my first social media banger*
*a sausage that goes with mushy peas and mashed potatoes.
*a sausage that goes with mushy peas and mashed potatoes.
Trying to explain to my son that the "TB" in TB Buccaneers stands for Tom Brady, and that whenever they show a TB Buccaneer photo, it's all a photo of Tom Brady even though it's a different name each time.
He doesn't really believe me.
He doesn't really believe me.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Trying to explain to my son that the "TB" in TB Buccaneers stands for Tom Brady, and that whenever they show a TB Buccaneer photo, it's all a photo of Tom Brady even though it's a different name each time.
He doesn't really believe me.
He doesn't really believe me.
Damn if I didn't see all of these beans posts here lately and not order up a mess of them myself. @ranchogordo.bsky.social
Might hedge my bets, though...
Might hedge my bets, though...
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Damn if I didn't see all of these beans posts here lately and not order up a mess of them myself. @ranchogordo.bsky.social
Might hedge my bets, though...
Might hedge my bets, though...
Thinking about opening up a combo Buc-ees /Wal-Mart in my backyard, I'm so bored.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Thinking about opening up a combo Buc-ees /Wal-Mart in my backyard, I'm so bored.
Who is this Witkoff cuckoo-nuts? Sounds like maybe someone on the Russkie's payroll?
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Who is this Witkoff cuckoo-nuts? Sounds like maybe someone on the Russkie's payroll?
Biting my knuckle at the (early) Thanksgiving party because someone is calling a Macaron a "Macaroon," ugh.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Biting my knuckle at the (early) Thanksgiving party because someone is calling a Macaron a "Macaroon," ugh.
I always suspected this, but didn't want to be the first to say it...
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I always suspected this, but didn't want to be the first to say it...
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
My new go-to expletive is now, “OH, FOR SHIT’S BUTT!” followed by an exasperated breaking of wind.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My new go-to expletive is now, “OH, FOR SHIT’S BUTT!” followed by an exasperated breaking of wind.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Hope my kid likes the special “6-7” fanny pack I bought for him.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hope my kid likes the special “6-7” fanny pack I bought for him.
I asked my gastroenterologist about Rinvoq and she twanged my duodenum.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I asked my gastroenterologist about Rinvoq and she twanged my duodenum.
Who wants to stay up with me to watch the countdown for the MSNBC changeover to MS NOW?
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Who wants to stay up with me to watch the countdown for the MSNBC changeover to MS NOW?
Free continental breakfast? (Adjusts bolo tie)
FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST!
FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST!
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Free continental breakfast? (Adjusts bolo tie)
FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST!
FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST!
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gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
Crazy to think that the New York Times is a “Catch and Kill” rag not unlike the National Enquirer.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Crazy to think that the New York Times is a “Catch and Kill” rag not unlike the National Enquirer.
The Darkness makes me fumble
For a Key
To a Door...
That's wide open
For a Key
To a Door...
That's wide open
The Police - Ghost In The Machine.
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#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollectors #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning
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#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollectors #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The Darkness makes me fumble
For a Key
To a Door...
That's wide open
For a Key
To a Door...
That's wide open
Recursion is but a yo-yo.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Recursion is but a yo-yo.
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Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
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This right here.
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This right here.
I had a few stops and starts with this one
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I had a few stops and starts with this one
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Unemployment.
I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide.
And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.
What does OpenAI offer the world?
And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.
What does OpenAI offer the world?
“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Unemployment.
We’re well into “THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!” season at this point.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We’re well into “THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!” season at this point.