Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪
@vexed-patriarch.bsky.social
Perturbed. Annoyed. Vexed. Spider assassin. Irish whisky. Insulted a hooker in Copenhagen once. Lurking in Signal chats. Handing out stars since way back.
Submitted a warranty claim on a portable charger from Anker.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Submitted a warranty claim on a portable charger from Anker.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
Everything in correspondence has clearly been AI generated. Claim has been approved and in process.
I want to keep sending emails and mess with it.
People who still get receipts after pumping gas. Are you all on an expense account?
Cause?
Cause?
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People who still get receipts after pumping gas. Are you all on an expense account?
Cause?
Cause?
Everytime Harrison Butker doinks a kick, I think @akachela.bsky.social draws strength from the force.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Everytime Harrison Butker doinks a kick, I think @akachela.bsky.social draws strength from the force.
How is it possible in a metro area of 662K people that a grocery store does not have red currant jelly?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How is it possible in a metro area of 662K people that a grocery store does not have red currant jelly?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
Does no one appreciate red currants anymore?
What Tom Cotton was expecting the two remaining survivors to be doing.
After their boat was blown up.
After their boat was blown up.
a group of people are laying on the ground and one of them is saying `` i 'm getting better! ''
ALT: a group of people are laying on the ground and one of them is saying `` i 'm getting better! ''
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December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What Tom Cotton was expecting the two remaining survivors to be doing.
After their boat was blown up.
After their boat was blown up.
All right, @clpatters.bsky.social as the resident dietician and nutrition expert, do you have an opinion.
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
All right, @clpatters.bsky.social as the resident dietician and nutrition expert, do you have an opinion.
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
Your body is supposed to crave what it’s missing.
Why on earth am I craving pretzels?
This is a challenging time of year for guys, who shave their heads, like me.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is a challenging time of year for guys, who shave their heads, like me.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
When you shave, you don’t hold a knit cap on your head too well. Kind of pops up, looks terrible & doesn’t cover your ears.
I love reading Reddit.
Hey, I don’t deserve this but how about you give it to me anyway?
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December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I love reading Reddit.
Hey, I don’t deserve this but how about you give it to me anyway?
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Hey, I don’t deserve this but how about you give it to me anyway?
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Just ordered a Coke product.
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just ordered a Coke product.
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
Server said “Is Pepsi ok?”
Me, “No, it’s not.”
She did not expect that. Got an ice tea instead.
Another customer nearby, “I am with you, Pepsi is trash.”
I don’t use Spotify. So, there is my 2025 wrap.
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don’t use Spotify. So, there is my 2025 wrap.
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock
I did however listen to some new and old vinyl.
TajMo - Taj Mahal & Keb Mo
Foo Fighters - Greatest Hits
The Who - Who Are You
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
The Police - Ghost In The Machine
The Clash - Combat Rock
Truthfully, how many socks is too many socks to own?
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Truthfully, how many socks is too many socks to own?
Anyone have a VESA monitor stand for their desk recommendation?
Have a monitor that I want up and rotatable to portrait.
Have a monitor that I want up and rotatable to portrait.
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anyone have a VESA monitor stand for their desk recommendation?
Have a monitor that I want up and rotatable to portrait.
Have a monitor that I want up and rotatable to portrait.
The joys of HL7, Health Information Exchanges (you signed a form a while ago allowing that info to be shared) and EMR integrations.
Every so often, these things work as intended.
Meanwhile, I gave up on the buffoons at my Wegmans pharmacy & switch to Costco.
So much better experience!!
Every so often, these things work as intended.
Meanwhile, I gave up on the buffoons at my Wegmans pharmacy & switch to Costco.
So much better experience!!
A doc once tried to prescribe an antibiotic I'm allergic to. I didn't even know Wegmans kept that on file. They caught it, called the doc *for me* and got a new med. I had no idea until they called me and said "we've taken care of the new script, it's ready for pickup!"
I usually like to use independent pharmacies, but after two in a row got shut down and prosecuted for Medicare fraud and a third just couldn't source my drugs with any regularity, we tried Wegmans and they really are the best of both worlds
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The joys of HL7, Health Information Exchanges (you signed a form a while ago allowing that info to be shared) and EMR integrations.
Every so often, these things work as intended.
Meanwhile, I gave up on the buffoons at my Wegmans pharmacy & switch to Costco.
So much better experience!!
Every so often, these things work as intended.
Meanwhile, I gave up on the buffoons at my Wegmans pharmacy & switch to Costco.
So much better experience!!
Had to drive for an 8am appointment.
Not a plow spotted there & only 1 on the way back. And it was a town plow on a state route, so its blade was not down, not doing a damn thing.
It’s not like we did not know this was coming.
Not a plow spotted there & only 1 on the way back. And it was a town plow on a state route, so its blade was not down, not doing a damn thing.
It’s not like we did not know this was coming.
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Had to drive for an 8am appointment.
Not a plow spotted there & only 1 on the way back. And it was a town plow on a state route, so its blade was not down, not doing a damn thing.
It’s not like we did not know this was coming.
Not a plow spotted there & only 1 on the way back. And it was a town plow on a state route, so its blade was not down, not doing a damn thing.
It’s not like we did not know this was coming.
For some reason, which I cannot explain, I have usually kept the boxes all my Apple products came in.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For some reason, which I cannot explain, I have usually kept the boxes all my Apple products came in.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
Family all left by noon.
Christmas tree purchased by 1:30 and put up by 2:30.
No lights or ornaments yet. That’s tomorrow.
Christmas tree purchased by 1:30 and put up by 2:30.
No lights or ornaments yet. That’s tomorrow.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Family all left by noon.
Christmas tree purchased by 1:30 and put up by 2:30.
No lights or ornaments yet. That’s tomorrow.
Christmas tree purchased by 1:30 and put up by 2:30.
No lights or ornaments yet. That’s tomorrow.
I will never not be in amazement of Jelly Belly’s buttered popcorn flavor.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I will never not be in amazement of Jelly Belly’s buttered popcorn flavor.
One of Rochester’s most famous mug shot subjects has some serious competition!
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One of Rochester’s most famous mug shot subjects has some serious competition!
19 (home from college) complained the other night that I have not been feeding her homemade meals.
Meanwhile, she spent the weekend in Binghamton for Santa Con. She went out with her friends tonight & she plans on being out tomorrow night with friends again.
She has been around for 2/6 dinners.
Meanwhile, she spent the weekend in Binghamton for Santa Con. She went out with her friends tonight & she plans on being out tomorrow night with friends again.
She has been around for 2/6 dinners.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
19 (home from college) complained the other night that I have not been feeding her homemade meals.
Meanwhile, she spent the weekend in Binghamton for Santa Con. She went out with her friends tonight & she plans on being out tomorrow night with friends again.
She has been around for 2/6 dinners.
Meanwhile, she spent the weekend in Binghamton for Santa Con. She went out with her friends tonight & she plans on being out tomorrow night with friends again.
She has been around for 2/6 dinners.
So it begins.
Mrs. Vexed - need relish tray stuff.
[each year it goes virtually untouched]
Me - we have cornichons, olives, dilly beans and pickled okra.
[now getting attitude for pointing out what we have in stock]
Mrs. Vexed - need relish tray stuff.
[each year it goes virtually untouched]
Me - we have cornichons, olives, dilly beans and pickled okra.
[now getting attitude for pointing out what we have in stock]
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So it begins.
Mrs. Vexed - need relish tray stuff.
[each year it goes virtually untouched]
Me - we have cornichons, olives, dilly beans and pickled okra.
[now getting attitude for pointing out what we have in stock]
Mrs. Vexed - need relish tray stuff.
[each year it goes virtually untouched]
Me - we have cornichons, olives, dilly beans and pickled okra.
[now getting attitude for pointing out what we have in stock]
So not in the mood for Thanksgiving right now.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So not in the mood for Thanksgiving right now.
Local newscast about Syracuse Festival of Trees…
“Celebrating its 40th year…”
“Goes all the way back to 1985…”
Holy Feck…thanks for making me feel old now!!!
“Celebrating its 40th year…”
“Goes all the way back to 1985…”
Holy Feck…thanks for making me feel old now!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Local newscast about Syracuse Festival of Trees…
“Celebrating its 40th year…”
“Goes all the way back to 1985…”
Holy Feck…thanks for making me feel old now!!!
“Celebrating its 40th year…”
“Goes all the way back to 1985…”
Holy Feck…thanks for making me feel old now!!!
Today years old learning that Peter Boyle’s best man was John Lennon.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Today years old learning that Peter Boyle’s best man was John Lennon.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
The debate has begun.
Is Mac and cheese a Thanksgiving side dish?
Is Mac and cheese a Thanksgiving side dish?
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The debate has begun.
Is Mac and cheese a Thanksgiving side dish?
Is Mac and cheese a Thanksgiving side dish?
Guys, I navigated the diverging diamond today, for the first time in 10 yrs.
God, we moved from ROC 10 yrs ago.
God, we moved from ROC 10 yrs ago.
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Guys, I navigated the diverging diamond today, for the first time in 10 yrs.
God, we moved from ROC 10 yrs ago.
God, we moved from ROC 10 yrs ago.