Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪
@vexed-patriarch.bsky.social
Perturbed. Annoyed. Vexed. Spider assassin. Irish whisky. Insulted a hooker in Copenhagen once. Lurking in Signal chats. Handing out stars since way back.
Everytime Harrison Butker doinks a kick, I think @akachela.bsky.social draws strength from the force.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Everytime Harrison Butker doinks a kick, I think @akachela.bsky.social draws strength from the force.
Correction - 4 iPad boxes and an iPad mini.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Correction - 4 iPad boxes and an iPad mini.
For some reason, which I cannot explain, I have usually kept the boxes all my Apple products came in.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For some reason, which I cannot explain, I have usually kept the boxes all my Apple products came in.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
Except today, I got rid of a bunch of them. Included were iPhone 5 box, 3 iPad boxes, some Apple TV (1st G) boxes, Apple Watch boxes & a MacBook Air.
Kept the iPod boxes, cause still have them.
Of course, this is Rochester’s most famous mug shot.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Of course, this is Rochester’s most famous mug shot.
One of Rochester’s most famous mug shot subjects has some serious competition!
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One of Rochester’s most famous mug shot subjects has some serious competition!
Not a fecking gherkin to be found.
Grabbed bread & butter, but not the same. And I may hear about it.
Grabbed bread & butter, but not the same. And I may hear about it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not a fecking gherkin to be found.
Grabbed bread & butter, but not the same. And I may hear about it.
Grabbed bread & butter, but not the same. And I may hear about it.
Today years old learning that Peter Boyle’s best man was John Lennon.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Today years old learning that Peter Boyle’s best man was John Lennon.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein and Everybody Love’s Raymond.
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono.
Do you think they do it doggie style?
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do you think they do it doggie style?
This is not a drill people.
IKEA is opening.
www.syracuse.com/news/2025/11...
Mrs. Vexed & my daughter…
IKEA is opening.
www.syracuse.com/news/2025/11...
Mrs. Vexed & my daughter…
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is not a drill people.
IKEA is opening.
www.syracuse.com/news/2025/11...
Mrs. Vexed & my daughter…
IKEA is opening.
www.syracuse.com/news/2025/11...
Mrs. Vexed & my daughter…
Whilst I do not frequent Walmart, when I do go there, I have never encountered a Walmart employee who looks at me, smiles and offers to help.
Usually, they are avoiding all eye contact.
Usually, they are avoiding all eye contact.
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Whilst I do not frequent Walmart, when I do go there, I have never encountered a Walmart employee who looks at me, smiles and offers to help.
Usually, they are avoiding all eye contact.
Usually, they are avoiding all eye contact.
“I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning!”
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning!”
“I love the smell of mustard and onions in the morning!”
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“I love the smell of mustard and onions in the morning!”
James Cook,”I’m gonna rest for a minute, Kareem. 100 yard games are tiring.”
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
James Cook,”I’m gonna rest for a minute, Kareem. 100 yard games are tiring.”
I just ate a string cheese.
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I just ate a string cheese.
Market of the future…hell yeah!
I remember the store directory, it was so cutting edge.
I do miss the bulk department of the past though. RIP.
I remember the store directory, it was so cutting edge.
I do miss the bulk department of the past though. RIP.
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Market of the future…hell yeah!
I remember the store directory, it was so cutting edge.
I do miss the bulk department of the past though. RIP.
I remember the store directory, it was so cutting edge.
I do miss the bulk department of the past though. RIP.
I brought in some reinforcements today.
In doing inventory, I may have 12 Roses. I think I am covered.
In doing inventory, I may have 12 Roses. I think I am covered.
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I brought in some reinforcements today.
In doing inventory, I may have 12 Roses. I think I am covered.
In doing inventory, I may have 12 Roses. I think I am covered.
That is just the kind of big stuff.
Other things include;
-SIL will get a new glass every fecking time she wants something to drink.
-There would normally be 12 glasses on that top shelf and 12 on the bottom.
-That is after 24 hours at our house.
Other things include;
-SIL will get a new glass every fecking time she wants something to drink.
-There would normally be 12 glasses on that top shelf and 12 on the bottom.
-That is after 24 hours at our house.
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That is just the kind of big stuff.
Other things include;
-SIL will get a new glass every fecking time she wants something to drink.
-There would normally be 12 glasses on that top shelf and 12 on the bottom.
-That is after 24 hours at our house.
Other things include;
-SIL will get a new glass every fecking time she wants something to drink.
-There would normally be 12 glasses on that top shelf and 12 on the bottom.
-That is after 24 hours at our house.
Clearly some bug hanky panky happening, in front of the whole neighborhood.
Hashtag crane flies bumping uglies
Hashtag crane flies bumping uglies
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Clearly some bug hanky panky happening, in front of the whole neighborhood.
Hashtag crane flies bumping uglies
Hashtag crane flies bumping uglies
Current music situation.
Smithereens is good laundry music.
Nutcracker with Angels Envy.
Smithereens is good laundry music.
Nutcracker with Angels Envy.
September 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Current music situation.
Smithereens is good laundry music.
Nutcracker with Angels Envy.
Smithereens is good laundry music.
Nutcracker with Angels Envy.
Ironically, doing laundry too.
Of course, it is not even mine. If I don’t do 22’s, it will be stuck in laundry purgatory forever and we won’t be able to do ours.
On the bright side, drinking a drinky drink whilst doing it.
Of course, it is not even mine. If I don’t do 22’s, it will be stuck in laundry purgatory forever and we won’t be able to do ours.
On the bright side, drinking a drinky drink whilst doing it.
September 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ironically, doing laundry too.
Of course, it is not even mine. If I don’t do 22’s, it will be stuck in laundry purgatory forever and we won’t be able to do ours.
On the bright side, drinking a drinky drink whilst doing it.
Of course, it is not even mine. If I don’t do 22’s, it will be stuck in laundry purgatory forever and we won’t be able to do ours.
On the bright side, drinking a drinky drink whilst doing it.
Our neighborhood is putting stuff out for the annual town fall cleanup. Neighbor across the street has quite the collection.
Rest of the year, their kids leave bikes, toys, etc out all the time.
Car comes by and I think they just took a bike that was left out, on other side of driveway.
Rest of the year, their kids leave bikes, toys, etc out all the time.
Car comes by and I think they just took a bike that was left out, on other side of driveway.
September 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Our neighborhood is putting stuff out for the annual town fall cleanup. Neighbor across the street has quite the collection.
Rest of the year, their kids leave bikes, toys, etc out all the time.
Car comes by and I think they just took a bike that was left out, on other side of driveway.
Rest of the year, their kids leave bikes, toys, etc out all the time.
Car comes by and I think they just took a bike that was left out, on other side of driveway.