Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪
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Perturbed. Annoyed. Vexed. Spider assassin. Irish whisky. Insulted a hooker in Copenhagen once. Lurking in Signal chats. Handing out stars since way back.
Whoa! So sorry to hear all that.
Welcome back.
Still handing out ⭐️ from my end. A little bit snark, questioning the status quo and drinking whisky, bourbon and gin.
Welcome back.
Still handing out ⭐️ from my end. A little bit snark, questioning the status quo and drinking whisky, bourbon and gin.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Whoa! So sorry to hear all that.
Welcome back.
Still handing out ⭐️ from my end. A little bit snark, questioning the status quo and drinking whisky, bourbon and gin.
Welcome back.
Still handing out ⭐️ from my end. A little bit snark, questioning the status quo and drinking whisky, bourbon and gin.
Someone has a) side action in Chicago or b) their significant other met them in Chicago for the weekend.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Someone has a) side action in Chicago or b) their significant other met them in Chicago for the weekend.
George does look like someone who believes that creatine solves all problems, would chug some Malört and say it was “smoooooth” and wants your divorced aunt’s phone number.
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
George does look like someone who believes that creatine solves all problems, would chug some Malört and say it was “smoooooth” and wants your divorced aunt’s phone number.
I tend to go the refurbished route.
Usually, you can go back a generation for a pretty decent savings.
And you still get a year warranty.
Usually, you can go back a generation for a pretty decent savings.
And you still get a year warranty.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I tend to go the refurbished route.
Usually, you can go back a generation for a pretty decent savings.
And you still get a year warranty.
Usually, you can go back a generation for a pretty decent savings.
And you still get a year warranty.
Christian Benford says, “I see you Josh and I will do one better!”
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Christian Benford says, “I see you Josh and I will do one better!”
The recipe calls for red, but black would be acceptable.
IF IT WAS AVAILABLE!!
NO ONE LIKES CURRANT JELLIES ANYMORE?!?
IF IT WAS AVAILABLE!!
NO ONE LIKES CURRANT JELLIES ANYMORE?!?
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The recipe calls for red, but black would be acceptable.
IF IT WAS AVAILABLE!!
NO ONE LIKES CURRANT JELLIES ANYMORE?!?
IF IT WAS AVAILABLE!!
NO ONE LIKES CURRANT JELLIES ANYMORE?!?
The dogs are smart. And maybe a little fearful.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The dogs are smart. And maybe a little fearful.
Having pizza for dinner tonight. Specifically, tomato pie.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Having pizza for dinner tonight. Specifically, tomato pie.
I will go with the delicious explanation.
All the others don’t match up. Well, there is always some stress, amirite?
All the others don’t match up. Well, there is always some stress, amirite?
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I will go with the delicious explanation.
All the others don’t match up. Well, there is always some stress, amirite?
All the others don’t match up. Well, there is always some stress, amirite?
Yeah, my Irish flat cap is my go to when freshly shaved.
Never thought of the ear muffs before.
Never thought of the ear muffs before.
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yeah, my Irish flat cap is my go to when freshly shaved.
Never thought of the ear muffs before.
Never thought of the ear muffs before.