"Where you burn books, you end up burning men"
-Heinrich Heine (1820)
"Where you burn books, you end up burning men"
-Heinrich Heine (1820)
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
ME: *deep breath* okay so…
ME: *deep breath* okay so…
I begin each day with a one positive thought and carry the energy through the day. Today I crush my enemies, see them driven before me, hear the lamentations of their women, then, Cup-O-Noodles for lunch.
Olesya Hudyma, contemporary Ukrainian painter
Olesya Hudyma, contemporary Ukrainian painter
Today I am a baguette with a set of googly eyes stuck on. Look at me! Am I not crunchy and delicious-looking? Am I not a distraction from everything sad and serious? Look into my googly eyes. And now I am gone, leaving a pleasing aroma. Au revoir!
I meet every challenge as an opportunity for growth. Experience expands my consciousness and my capacity for compassion.Each set-back makes me reach higher until I can dunk so hard on my adversaries that they suck up into their own butt holes and implode.
I nurture the fire of a slow burning anger. A firewall of good cheer shields my people and preserves my calm, but I'm ready to burn this motherfudger down if that's what's called for.
My cause is true, my waffles are crispy. I am not afraid.