Justin Holt
@velander.bsky.social
Storyteller, wanderer, remote worker. Live in Chicago but exploring amazing house-sitting opportunities all over the world. Lover of theater, film, Karaoke, cats and road trips.
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Hate it when me and the boys are just trying to spin a bottle as good as we can, getting some real good rotations going, and then a bunch of girls come over and sit down and try to make it about kissing. No thank you. Not interested. We do this for the love of the sport.
September 14, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Hate it when me and the boys are just trying to spin a bottle as good as we can, getting some real good rotations going, and then a bunch of girls come over and sit down and try to make it about kissing. No thank you. Not interested. We do this for the love of the sport.
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MC Escher: the ceiling is also lava
September 10, 2023 at 6:49 PM
MC Escher: the ceiling is also lava
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We watched one documentary about monkeys and now my whole family peels bananas from the bottom and roams the city in a hierarchical polyamorous gang killing for Fritos.
September 17, 2023 at 6:06 AM
We watched one documentary about monkeys and now my whole family peels bananas from the bottom and roams the city in a hierarchical polyamorous gang killing for Fritos.
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not to brag but I can cry and eat spaghetti at the same time
September 16, 2023 at 12:43 AM
not to brag but I can cry and eat spaghetti at the same time
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inventor of coffee: I wish I could do stupid things FASTER
September 17, 2023 at 9:25 AM
inventor of coffee: I wish I could do stupid things FASTER
