vburge.bsky.social
@vburge.bsky.social
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Never stops being true.
January 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If I get deported, do I still need to pay my credit card debt?
January 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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RIP Jimmy Carter.
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.

-- Maya Angelou
December 29, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Ladies:
You know when you're rocking the no makeup look and you assume you're looking all beachy and natural but then you look in the mirror and you look like a Victorian child sick with influenza who won't make it through the winter...
Or is that just me?
December 30, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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I really am the multi-purpose friend. I'm down for
brunch, shopping, aggravated assault, working out, whatever. Just let me know.

#IThinkI'mWatchingTooMuchDateline #SolveAMurderOrCommitAMurderStillUndecided
#PartnersInCrimeForever #TrueCrimeGlassOfWineInBedByNine
#HelpYouHideTheBody
December 30, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Huh. I found a strange piece of plastic on the floor
that looks like it broke off of something, but I have
no idea what.

Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.
December 18, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Priorities in America
December 17, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Normalize saying “thank you” when people refer to you as odd.
December 17, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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All I want is a manor in the Scottish countryside, the ominous rumble of thunder in the distance, an Agatha Christie novel, a kettle on the stove, a vintage armchair, an emotional support owl, and a basket of freshly-baked pastries.
December 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I think I just won my first online argument?! Nice. #trolling
December 10, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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I will never delete Facebook because where else can I find women from my high school posting shit with the caption "he cleans up nice" and it's just her husband wearing a shirt with buttons.
December 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to open a bookstore that doubles as a bakery and triples as a pet rescue?
November 29, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’m a fist time DogMom, I’m learning so much. #stepfurmom
When I finish eating something, I have to show
my hands to the dog like I'm a blackjack dealer.
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Your second life begins when you realize you can make blooming onions at home.
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Joining BlueSky is as close as I’ve felt to that “fresh start” feeling. #BlueSky #goodbyetwitter #twitterquitter
November 30, 2024 at 1:14 AM