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Vaxxed Geek
@vaxxedgeek.bsky.social
former Stunt Double for Tattoo from Fantasy Island
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I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
October 22, 2023 at 8:17 PM
just caught a glimpse of myself stepping out of the shower
October 22, 2023 at 8:25 PM
as I put away my laundry this evening, I was once again reminded that I have a lot of underwear for someone with just one body
October 14, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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Watching the DNA prog on the tellybox and being an adopted kid, I’m struggling to contain the tears.

People have asked me how it feels being adopted.

I reply, how does it feel not to be adopted.

Don’t ask that question. You really have no idea.
October 11, 2023 at 8:31 PM
I am now at that age where I celebrate a good sneeze with a generous and loud bout of surprised and brilliantly random swearing
October 11, 2023 at 9:14 PM
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costume goals
October 10, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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Chatting with someone yesterday who doesn't think Twitter will make it to the next General Election
October 9, 2023 at 9:53 AM
Is
It
Friday
Yet?
October 9, 2023 at 12:33 PM
October 8, 2023 at 8:20 PM
I used to like to do this in hotels, for balance like
September 30, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Not being a particularly big fan of rugby does not mean I won't be willing Ireland to win this evening, I would support an Irish Team in any endeavour.

If there was a Premature Ejaculation Competition, I would want them to come first.
September 23, 2023 at 7:08 PM
according to a Tweeter who does little but troll the same person with the same stock reply to every tweet, this place is full of cringe, so I am afraid we must pack it in, we've been told so we have
September 22, 2023 at 11:33 PM
remember lads; tomorrow week we get to wake up yer man from Green Day.

Anyone trying to hop on the Wyclef train, still another 6 weeks or so to go on that one
September 22, 2023 at 8:13 PM
I see that we have now entered the biblically heralded time of The Seven Deadly Bins
September 20, 2023 at 9:55 PM
To borrow from Blackadder, this day is going as slowly as an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping
September 20, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Dear Elon Musk;

The time to float the idea of charging users for Twitter was probably before you laid waste to the fucking thing.

And even then it would have been and remains a stupid idea from a man who is the perfect argument against inherited wealth
September 19, 2023 at 9:55 AM
Just had an idea for a film about how a determined farmer played by Martin Sheen refuses to cull his herd despite methane levels causing climate catastrophe.

Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, I give you…..

Apocalypse Cow
September 10, 2023 at 8:51 PM
It is a little known fact** that Wham's "Wake Me Up" was originally a tribute to the invention of the defibrillator, as is evidenced by the opening line "You put the boom-boom into my heart"

**total and utter lie
September 10, 2023 at 11:23 AM
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my new pin
September 4, 2023 at 8:27 PM
this remains by some distance, the best description of toddlers ever
September 3, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Tonight (well technically last night but I am sure he is still partying) my eldest was out celebrating turning 20 in Dublin.

On this day 10 years ago, he was patrolling midfield, like a boss
September 2, 2023 at 11:16 PM
I have a tyre that is very bald and a head that very much isn't. Both shall be sorted this weekend, Good Lord Willing and The Creek Don't Rise, etc
August 31, 2023 at 10:40 PM
it's weird (it's not weird probably but I have to start a post somehow) but when people say they are going to be more themselves on a new platform it means more outspoken, feisty etc, I'm the opposite, being more me here is me being a little quieter and less confrontational, like I am in reality...
August 31, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I might be fairly late to this platform but I do hope I can enjoy a bit of a run at it before the "If you remember these (picture of a Fizzler Lolly or somesuch) you had a great childhood" people turn up. That's not too much to ask is it, unless they're already here, they're not are they..😱
August 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM