Vaxxed Geek
@vaxxedgeek.bsky.social
former Stunt Double for Tattoo from Fantasy Island
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I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
October 22, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
just caught a glimpse of myself stepping out of the shower
October 22, 2023 at 8:25 PM
just caught a glimpse of myself stepping out of the shower
as I put away my laundry this evening, I was once again reminded that I have a lot of underwear for someone with just one body
October 14, 2023 at 9:54 PM
as I put away my laundry this evening, I was once again reminded that I have a lot of underwear for someone with just one body
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Watching the DNA prog on the tellybox and being an adopted kid, I’m struggling to contain the tears.
People have asked me how it feels being adopted.
I reply, how does it feel not to be adopted.
Don’t ask that question. You really have no idea.
People have asked me how it feels being adopted.
I reply, how does it feel not to be adopted.
Don’t ask that question. You really have no idea.
October 11, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Watching the DNA prog on the tellybox and being an adopted kid, I’m struggling to contain the tears.
People have asked me how it feels being adopted.
I reply, how does it feel not to be adopted.
Don’t ask that question. You really have no idea.
People have asked me how it feels being adopted.
I reply, how does it feel not to be adopted.
Don’t ask that question. You really have no idea.
I am now at that age where I celebrate a good sneeze with a generous and loud bout of surprised and brilliantly random swearing
October 11, 2023 at 9:14 PM
I am now at that age where I celebrate a good sneeze with a generous and loud bout of surprised and brilliantly random swearing
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Chatting with someone yesterday who doesn't think Twitter will make it to the next General Election
October 9, 2023 at 9:53 AM
Chatting with someone yesterday who doesn't think Twitter will make it to the next General Election
October 8, 2023 at 8:20 PM
I used to like to do this in hotels, for balance like
September 30, 2023 at 11:26 PM
I used to like to do this in hotels, for balance like
Not being a particularly big fan of rugby does not mean I won't be willing Ireland to win this evening, I would support an Irish Team in any endeavour.
If there was a Premature Ejaculation Competition, I would want them to come first.
If there was a Premature Ejaculation Competition, I would want them to come first.
September 23, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Not being a particularly big fan of rugby does not mean I won't be willing Ireland to win this evening, I would support an Irish Team in any endeavour.
If there was a Premature Ejaculation Competition, I would want them to come first.
If there was a Premature Ejaculation Competition, I would want them to come first.
according to a Tweeter who does little but troll the same person with the same stock reply to every tweet, this place is full of cringe, so I am afraid we must pack it in, we've been told so we have
September 22, 2023 at 11:33 PM
according to a Tweeter who does little but troll the same person with the same stock reply to every tweet, this place is full of cringe, so I am afraid we must pack it in, we've been told so we have
remember lads; tomorrow week we get to wake up yer man from Green Day.
Anyone trying to hop on the Wyclef train, still another 6 weeks or so to go on that one
Anyone trying to hop on the Wyclef train, still another 6 weeks or so to go on that one
September 22, 2023 at 8:13 PM
remember lads; tomorrow week we get to wake up yer man from Green Day.
Anyone trying to hop on the Wyclef train, still another 6 weeks or so to go on that one
Anyone trying to hop on the Wyclef train, still another 6 weeks or so to go on that one
I see that we have now entered the biblically heralded time of The Seven Deadly Bins
September 20, 2023 at 9:55 PM
I see that we have now entered the biblically heralded time of The Seven Deadly Bins
To borrow from Blackadder, this day is going as slowly as an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping
September 20, 2023 at 10:24 AM
To borrow from Blackadder, this day is going as slowly as an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping
Dear Elon Musk;
The time to float the idea of charging users for Twitter was probably before you laid waste to the fucking thing.
And even then it would have been and remains a stupid idea from a man who is the perfect argument against inherited wealth
The time to float the idea of charging users for Twitter was probably before you laid waste to the fucking thing.
And even then it would have been and remains a stupid idea from a man who is the perfect argument against inherited wealth
September 19, 2023 at 9:55 AM
Dear Elon Musk;
The time to float the idea of charging users for Twitter was probably before you laid waste to the fucking thing.
And even then it would have been and remains a stupid idea from a man who is the perfect argument against inherited wealth
The time to float the idea of charging users for Twitter was probably before you laid waste to the fucking thing.
And even then it would have been and remains a stupid idea from a man who is the perfect argument against inherited wealth
Just had an idea for a film about how a determined farmer played by Martin Sheen refuses to cull his herd despite methane levels causing climate catastrophe.
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, I give you…..
Apocalypse Cow
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, I give you…..
Apocalypse Cow
September 10, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Just had an idea for a film about how a determined farmer played by Martin Sheen refuses to cull his herd despite methane levels causing climate catastrophe.
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, I give you…..
Apocalypse Cow
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, I give you…..
Apocalypse Cow
It is a little known fact** that Wham's "Wake Me Up" was originally a tribute to the invention of the defibrillator, as is evidenced by the opening line "You put the boom-boom into my heart"
**total and utter lie
**total and utter lie
September 10, 2023 at 11:23 AM
It is a little known fact** that Wham's "Wake Me Up" was originally a tribute to the invention of the defibrillator, as is evidenced by the opening line "You put the boom-boom into my heart"
**total and utter lie
**total and utter lie
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this remains by some distance, the best description of toddlers ever
September 3, 2023 at 8:07 PM
this remains by some distance, the best description of toddlers ever
Tonight (well technically last night but I am sure he is still partying) my eldest was out celebrating turning 20 in Dublin.
On this day 10 years ago, he was patrolling midfield, like a boss
On this day 10 years ago, he was patrolling midfield, like a boss
September 2, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Tonight (well technically last night but I am sure he is still partying) my eldest was out celebrating turning 20 in Dublin.
On this day 10 years ago, he was patrolling midfield, like a boss
On this day 10 years ago, he was patrolling midfield, like a boss
I have a tyre that is very bald and a head that very much isn't. Both shall be sorted this weekend, Good Lord Willing and The Creek Don't Rise, etc
August 31, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I have a tyre that is very bald and a head that very much isn't. Both shall be sorted this weekend, Good Lord Willing and The Creek Don't Rise, etc
it's weird (it's not weird probably but I have to start a post somehow) but when people say they are going to be more themselves on a new platform it means more outspoken, feisty etc, I'm the opposite, being more me here is me being a little quieter and less confrontational, like I am in reality...
August 31, 2023 at 9:58 PM
it's weird (it's not weird probably but I have to start a post somehow) but when people say they are going to be more themselves on a new platform it means more outspoken, feisty etc, I'm the opposite, being more me here is me being a little quieter and less confrontational, like I am in reality...
I might be fairly late to this platform but I do hope I can enjoy a bit of a run at it before the "If you remember these (picture of a Fizzler Lolly or somesuch) you had a great childhood" people turn up. That's not too much to ask is it, unless they're already here, they're not are they..😱
August 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM
I might be fairly late to this platform but I do hope I can enjoy a bit of a run at it before the "If you remember these (picture of a Fizzler Lolly or somesuch) you had a great childhood" people turn up. That's not too much to ask is it, unless they're already here, they're not are they..😱