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a bit of Sunday entertainment, beats Songs of Praise anyway eh?

Don't have no time for pairing socks
when I'm clinging to a spinning rock
Fuck queuing to see The Book Of Kells
when I'm just a bunch of tiny cells
under an autumnal sky of blue
a cloud of matter in a layer of goo

Back when I was on Facebook whenever someone put up a missing persons post, this movie came to mind

Well I for one commend the man whose Twitter output almost entirely consists of trolling the same person with the same reply. Maybe when his nemesis moves here he’ll feel more at peace

genuinely thought the blue socks spelled Fanny and I have to tell you, I can get behind that level of hosiery related nonsense

Another “oof” to add to my collection

I own a small investment and stockbroking form, I would love to take that company pubic