My name is Varlon, I speak for the bees
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My name is Varlon, I speak for the bees
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WARNING to ST. Paul: ICE is going door to door with weapons drawn.
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Oh so "to ICE: get the fuck out of Minneapolis" wasn't a command or call to action but just tough guy posturing? And there's more accountability for 'property damage' in response to a MURDER than for the murderer himself? Ah, Democrats.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Hey um if you were literally ever thinking about going to your LGS for prerelease please consider it for #MTGLorwyn. 💖

Bring your friends. Your siblings. Your grandma. Your dentist. Anyone. Everyone. Go play magic this coming weekend. I beg.

Let's get those numbers through the ROOF.
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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I love iodized salt. I love fluoridated water. I love enriched flour.

I love public health tools that save lives and improve quality of health just by silently existing. They're amazing.
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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Hands off Venuzela means hands off Cuba, Columbia, Iran, Somalia, Palestine, Yemen, Nigeria, fuckin Greenland - if you let ONE nation become an exception you let them ALL become targets for US imperialist pillage & ruin.

Be angry & take it to a worthy space. Make them fear you as they should.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Too Close to the Truth #theowlhouse #toh
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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There is absolutely no right price for transphobia.
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Say My Name #theowlhouse #toh
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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"You Too." #theowlhouse #toh
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"

Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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To put the state of the US in gaming terms:

Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Eating and providing food is super woke
Gee, I can’t imagine why…
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Beta AU: How to Trick Someone Into Holding Your Hand #theowlhouse #toh
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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It's @goberthicks.bsky.social birthday today and this is the minimum acceptable level of hype allowed.
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM