XylophoneParrot
@varkjar.bsky.social
Nerd. Trans. Kinkster. Paralegal. Witch. Crazy birb lady. Now with 50% more introversion!
she/her
she/her
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signal boosting - in Minnesota, ICE left a car behind and people scooped up some documents from inside www.tiktok.com/t/ZThMP8ehk/
Yo I can’t believe I just saw this live Minneapolis went OFF tonight! Hit those buttons to spread the word! . #minnesota #minneapolis #saintpaul #timberwolves #anthonyedwards
TikTok video by Day-V 🆘🇺🇸
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January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
signal boosting - in Minnesota, ICE left a car behind and people scooped up some documents from inside www.tiktok.com/t/ZThMP8ehk/
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i love that everyone knows jonathan ross murdered renee good.
if you want a lawless and unjust society then fine. let's name these ppl and make sure everyone knows what they look like.
if you want a lawless and unjust society then fine. let's name these ppl and make sure everyone knows what they look like.
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
i love that everyone knows jonathan ross murdered renee good.
if you want a lawless and unjust society then fine. let's name these ppl and make sure everyone knows what they look like.
if you want a lawless and unjust society then fine. let's name these ppl and make sure everyone knows what they look like.
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diminish a band
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
diminish a band
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Har sett nok videoer til å formidle dette til dere som stoler på meg og ønsker å vite med 100% sikkerhet at dere har rett når snørrtrollene prøver å gaslighte:
Kvinnen i Minneapolis ble regelrett myrdet av ICE, og det finnes absolutt ingen plausibel unnskyldning.
Kvinnen i Minneapolis ble regelrett myrdet av ICE, og det finnes absolutt ingen plausibel unnskyldning.
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Har sett nok videoer til å formidle dette til dere som stoler på meg og ønsker å vite med 100% sikkerhet at dere har rett når snørrtrollene prøver å gaslighte:
Kvinnen i Minneapolis ble regelrett myrdet av ICE, og det finnes absolutt ingen plausibel unnskyldning.
Kvinnen i Minneapolis ble regelrett myrdet av ICE, og det finnes absolutt ingen plausibel unnskyldning.
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I recommend submitting a complaint.
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I recommend submitting a complaint.
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This set of observations is produced by my scrolling Reddit and otherwise listening to people talk about "how to write."
A) there is no requirement that any of your characters has any sort of "arc" let alone a redemption.
B) there is also no requirement that your fiction has a plot.
A) there is no requirement that any of your characters has any sort of "arc" let alone a redemption.
B) there is also no requirement that your fiction has a plot.
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This set of observations is produced by my scrolling Reddit and otherwise listening to people talk about "how to write."
A) there is no requirement that any of your characters has any sort of "arc" let alone a redemption.
B) there is also no requirement that your fiction has a plot.
A) there is no requirement that any of your characters has any sort of "arc" let alone a redemption.
B) there is also no requirement that your fiction has a plot.
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I only pirated your game at the conceptual stages. In every other stage, from installation to playing the game to beating it, there was no piracy involved.
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I only pirated your game at the conceptual stages. In every other stage, from installation to playing the game to beating it, there was no piracy involved.
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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When a joke is smarter than the artist. More panels in the comments.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When a joke is smarter than the artist. More panels in the comments.
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ppl need to be smart and jus block those trump government accounts.
they’re here to post rage bait. don’t dunk just block.
they’re here to post rage bait. don’t dunk just block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
ppl need to be smart and jus block those trump government accounts.
they’re here to post rage bait. don’t dunk just block.
they’re here to post rage bait. don’t dunk just block.
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Apropos ingenting. (Fant ikke original tweet, derfor ingen kreditering.)
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Apropos ingenting. (Fant ikke original tweet, derfor ingen kreditering.)
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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Snubla over denne igjen og den er så magisk
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Snubla over denne igjen og den er så magisk
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When a man puts on a dress, he's still a man.
When a trans woman takes off a dress, she's still a woman.
And if a nonbinary person wears a dress, they are who they say they are, and they look damn good in that dress.
When a trans woman takes off a dress, she's still a woman.
And if a nonbinary person wears a dress, they are who they say they are, and they look damn good in that dress.
Reminder:
Drag is a thing one does.
Trans is a thing one is.
One is a drag queen in the same sense one is a baseball player.
Putting on the baseball glove doesn't change who you are, and you take the glove off after the game.
Andre Charles (Rupaul) is a cis gender-non-conforming entertainer.
Drag is a thing one does.
Trans is a thing one is.
One is a drag queen in the same sense one is a baseball player.
Putting on the baseball glove doesn't change who you are, and you take the glove off after the game.
Andre Charles (Rupaul) is a cis gender-non-conforming entertainer.
(Cw slurs) So I have recently begun deep diving into queer academia, and have been reading Trans*
A Quick and Quirky Account
of Gender Variability, by Jack Halberstam. I‘m a bit disappointed to read what I’ve found so far, but I did find some unintentional comedy!
He thinks RuPaul is trans.
A Quick and Quirky Account
of Gender Variability, by Jack Halberstam. I‘m a bit disappointed to read what I’ve found so far, but I did find some unintentional comedy!
He thinks RuPaul is trans.
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
When a man puts on a dress, he's still a man.
When a trans woman takes off a dress, she's still a woman.
And if a nonbinary person wears a dress, they are who they say they are, and they look damn good in that dress.
When a trans woman takes off a dress, she's still a woman.
And if a nonbinary person wears a dress, they are who they say they are, and they look damn good in that dress.
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DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE SENDER PROPAGANDA DIREKTE PÅ RIKSKRINGKASTINGEN
MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL PÅ HVA MAN SENDER FORDI DET ER EN PROPAGANDASENDING
MAN HAR INGEN MAKT, MAN HAR INGEN MYNDIGHET, MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL
DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET ESPEN
DET ER *AKKURAT* DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET
MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL PÅ HVA MAN SENDER FORDI DET ER EN PROPAGANDASENDING
MAN HAR INGEN MAKT, MAN HAR INGEN MYNDIGHET, MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL
DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET ESPEN
DET ER *AKKURAT* DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET
En utfordring var at det ikke ble delt taleliste, kjøreplan, tidsplan eller noe informasjon fra arrangementet (som jo ikke akkurat var kort). Det påvirker åpenbart kurateringen av en slik sending.
September 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE SENDER PROPAGANDA DIREKTE PÅ RIKSKRINGKASTINGEN
MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL PÅ HVA MAN SENDER FORDI DET ER EN PROPAGANDASENDING
MAN HAR INGEN MAKT, MAN HAR INGEN MYNDIGHET, MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL
DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET ESPEN
DET ER *AKKURAT* DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET
MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL PÅ HVA MAN SENDER FORDI DET ER EN PROPAGANDASENDING
MAN HAR INGEN MAKT, MAN HAR INGEN MYNDIGHET, MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL
DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET ESPEN
DET ER *AKKURAT* DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET
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Suppose you tried to solve math problems by rolling dice to get the answer
Sometimes, the dice will give the correct answer. Other times, not.
If you were to insist that the wrong answers were the *dice* malfunctioning, people would rightly mock the shit out of you.
Sometimes, the dice will give the correct answer. Other times, not.
If you were to insist that the wrong answers were the *dice* malfunctioning, people would rightly mock the shit out of you.
September 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Suppose you tried to solve math problems by rolling dice to get the answer
Sometimes, the dice will give the correct answer. Other times, not.
If you were to insist that the wrong answers were the *dice* malfunctioning, people would rightly mock the shit out of you.
Sometimes, the dice will give the correct answer. Other times, not.
If you were to insist that the wrong answers were the *dice* malfunctioning, people would rightly mock the shit out of you.
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I have a few friends that are offline and kinda think there's a big divide between online (not real) and offline (real) and I hope this week made them rethink that. These are all real people doing real things with real consequences, just cuz their culture is unknown to you doesn't make it imaginary
September 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I have a few friends that are offline and kinda think there's a big divide between online (not real) and offline (real) and I hope this week made them rethink that. These are all real people doing real things with real consequences, just cuz their culture is unknown to you doesn't make it imaginary
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Flere ting kan være sant på en gang, vel?
1. Drap er aldri greit. Spesielt ikke hvis de er politisk motivert, eller innskrenker ytringsfriheten.
2. Charlie Kirk var et ondskapsfullt og farlig klæssetryne, som selv har oppfordret til og støttet drap av typen han selv ble rammet av. Si det høyt.
1. Drap er aldri greit. Spesielt ikke hvis de er politisk motivert, eller innskrenker ytringsfriheten.
2. Charlie Kirk var et ondskapsfullt og farlig klæssetryne, som selv har oppfordret til og støttet drap av typen han selv ble rammet av. Si det høyt.
September 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Flere ting kan være sant på en gang, vel?
1. Drap er aldri greit. Spesielt ikke hvis de er politisk motivert, eller innskrenker ytringsfriheten.
2. Charlie Kirk var et ondskapsfullt og farlig klæssetryne, som selv har oppfordret til og støttet drap av typen han selv ble rammet av. Si det høyt.
1. Drap er aldri greit. Spesielt ikke hvis de er politisk motivert, eller innskrenker ytringsfriheten.
2. Charlie Kirk var et ondskapsfullt og farlig klæssetryne, som selv har oppfordret til og støttet drap av typen han selv ble rammet av. Si det høyt.
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I alle dager NRK... prosjekt med å engasjere unge mennesker. Ja, hitlerjugend engasjerte også unge mennesker. Det er ikke den eneste likheten. Uvirkelig rapportering
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I alle dager NRK... prosjekt med å engasjere unge mennesker. Ja, hitlerjugend engasjerte også unge mennesker. Det er ikke den eneste likheten. Uvirkelig rapportering
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charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising Black ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising gay ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising women.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising trans ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising disabled ppl.
forgive us if we jus don't care.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising gay ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising women.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising trans ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising disabled ppl.
forgive us if we jus don't care.
September 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising Black ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising gay ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising women.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising trans ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising disabled ppl.
forgive us if we jus don't care.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising gay ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising women.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising trans ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising disabled ppl.
forgive us if we jus don't care.
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Kom på showet vårt på fredag! Bare 100-150kr for å se masse skeiv kunst live ☺️💞💕
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September 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kom på showet vårt på fredag! Bare 100-150kr for å se masse skeiv kunst live ☺️💞💕
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Men of Bluesky, vi må ta en alvorsprat.
Kvinner med et kjent navn eller offentlig posisjon av noe slag som sier noe intelligent trenger ikke:
✨Flisespikking
✨At du gjentar poenget hennes
✨Kverulering
Du kan gi henne en like, og akseptere at kvinner kan si noe bra uten din hjelp. 😘
Kvinner med et kjent navn eller offentlig posisjon av noe slag som sier noe intelligent trenger ikke:
✨Flisespikking
✨At du gjentar poenget hennes
✨Kverulering
Du kan gi henne en like, og akseptere at kvinner kan si noe bra uten din hjelp. 😘
August 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Men of Bluesky, vi må ta en alvorsprat.
Kvinner med et kjent navn eller offentlig posisjon av noe slag som sier noe intelligent trenger ikke:
✨Flisespikking
✨At du gjentar poenget hennes
✨Kverulering
Du kan gi henne en like, og akseptere at kvinner kan si noe bra uten din hjelp. 😘
Kvinner med et kjent navn eller offentlig posisjon av noe slag som sier noe intelligent trenger ikke:
✨Flisespikking
✨At du gjentar poenget hennes
✨Kverulering
Du kan gi henne en like, og akseptere at kvinner kan si noe bra uten din hjelp. 😘