Marcus Carter
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social I currently work in Sweden. A co-worker said to me that they’d love to visit London but it feels too unsafe. I told them that I lived in London and regularly visit. The only time I’ve ever been threatened with a knife was in Gothenburg. They’ve booked a trip for next year.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I currently work in Sweden. A co-worker said to me that they’d love to visit London but it feels too unsafe. I told them that I lived in London and regularly visit. The only time I’ve ever been threatened with a knife was in Gothenburg. They’ve booked a trip for next year.
Andrew Marr completely failing to challenge any of the lies Nadine Dories is spouting on @lbc.co.uk right now. All he seems to do is make background agreement noises.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Andrew Marr completely failing to challenge any of the lies Nadine Dories is spouting on @lbc.co.uk right now. All he seems to do is make background agreement noises.
Looking forward to *checks notes* The B.B.C, being arrested and thrown into jail for non-payment of a 1 billion dollar fine.
In other news: The world is fucking bananas.
In other news: The world is fucking bananas.
Can Donald Trump sue the BBC for $1bn and which party would win?
Can Donald Trump sue the BBC for $1bn and which party would win?
US president has said he will bring proceedings if the documentary containing an edited speech from 6 January 2021 is not retracted
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Looking forward to *checks notes* The B.B.C, being arrested and thrown into jail for non-payment of a 1 billion dollar fine.
In other news: The world is fucking bananas.
In other news: The world is fucking bananas.
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Latest in Pissup/Brewery news.
The split in Your Party has broken into the open.
Jeremy Corbyn urges supporters not to donate to the link promoted by Zarah Sultana. Sultana responds calling it a "sexist boys club."
Jeremy Corbyn urges supporters not to donate to the link promoted by Zarah Sultana. Sultana responds calling it a "sexist boys club."
September 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Latest in Pissup/Brewery news.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Hang on, wasn’t she busy being working class in McDonalds at the time?
September 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Hang on, wasn’t she busy being working class in McDonalds at the time?
Of all the stupid people I’ve ever heard calling @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social on @lbc.co.uk , Issac might be the stupidest.
June 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Of all the stupid people I’ve ever heard calling @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social on @lbc.co.uk , Issac might be the stupidest.
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
@mrjamesob.bsky.social If you sing the whole of Happy Birthday to yourself, you can instantly get rid of any song that's stuck in your brain. It changed my life when I learnt this and the curse of the Macarena was banished forever.
May 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social If you sing the whole of Happy Birthday to yourself, you can instantly get rid of any song that's stuck in your brain. It changed my life when I learnt this and the curse of the Macarena was banished forever.
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Prediction
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Prediction
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Literally nothing happened on my timeline between 3am and 5am when @theguardian.com woke up. I know this thanks to @swearclock.bsky.social
April 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Literally nothing happened on my timeline between 3am and 5am when @theguardian.com woke up. I know this thanks to @swearclock.bsky.social
@playstation.com just sent me an email today the 26th of March at 4pm saying that I’ve got 5 days of free PlayStation plus as thanks for putting up with their outages. Trouble is, the free days started on the 24th of March so I’ve already lost 2.5 days. Not really impressed.
March 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@playstation.com just sent me an email today the 26th of March at 4pm saying that I’ve got 5 days of free PlayStation plus as thanks for putting up with their outages. Trouble is, the free days started on the 24th of March so I’ve already lost 2.5 days. Not really impressed.
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March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Shit Cock Twat Fuck Arse It's 10:00PM
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Charlie Mullins ringing @bbc5live.bsky.social from his villa in Marbella to moan about people working from home is peak English stupidity.
March 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Charlie Mullins ringing @bbc5live.bsky.social from his villa in Marbella to moan about people working from home is peak English stupidity.