Vampire Squid Wrangler
@vampsquidwrangler.bsky.social
Not Matt Taibbi
Pinned
Clearing out the mobile photo library so I have room for more pictures of my dick.
What's your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
What's your sign?
You see what I am doing here with the words and stuff, right?
Matt Taibbi = back.
Matt Taibbi = back.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
You see what I am doing here with the words and stuff, right?
Matt Taibbi = back.
Matt Taibbi = back.
I can say that I, Matt Taibbi, am one of three people who vividly remember the nearly 4 minutes that Dasha Nekrasova was in "Succession" but I’m not really into her.
But if she was 15 years old in Moscow back in the 90s, I would've had her "meaty chest" swinging under my desk at the eXile. *
But if she was 15 years old in Moscow back in the 90s, I would've had her "meaty chest" swinging under my desk at the eXile. *
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
www.vulture.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I can say that I, Matt Taibbi, am one of three people who vividly remember the nearly 4 minutes that Dasha Nekrasova was in "Succession" but I’m not really into her.
But if she was 15 years old in Moscow back in the 90s, I would've had her "meaty chest" swinging under my desk at the eXile. *
But if she was 15 years old in Moscow back in the 90s, I would've had her "meaty chest" swinging under my desk at the eXile. *
Why do people keep sending this to me? It has nothing to do with me, Not Matt Taibbi, Vampire Squid Wrangler. Am I not sufficiently anti-pedophilia?
To be clear: I oppose pedophilia unless it occurred in Russia in the 90s.
Clear enough?
To be clear: I oppose pedophilia unless it occurred in Russia in the 90s.
Clear enough?
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why do people keep sending this to me? It has nothing to do with me, Not Matt Taibbi, Vampire Squid Wrangler. Am I not sufficiently anti-pedophilia?
To be clear: I oppose pedophilia unless it occurred in Russia in the 90s.
Clear enough?
To be clear: I oppose pedophilia unless it occurred in Russia in the 90s.
Clear enough?
Not sure why I bother over here at BlueSigh (Taibbi-certified zinger!), because I'm killing it at X with my Ali-like ropey-dope skillz.
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not sure why I bother over here at BlueSigh (Taibbi-certified zinger!), because I'm killing it at X with my Ali-like ropey-dope skillz.
I don’t know what a shill is, but I’m lucky I was a stain on his reputation and not just on his pants.
Matt Taibbi is a Trump shill and a stain on the reputation of his father
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I don’t know what a shill is, but I’m lucky I was a stain on his reputation and not just on his pants.
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It's as if Matt Taibbi is forcing whatever's left of his reputation underneath a table and demanding it perform oral sex on him.
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It's as if Matt Taibbi is forcing whatever's left of his reputation underneath a table and demanding it perform oral sex on him.
They don’t matter much to me anymore, but goddamn do I miss that scarf.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They don’t matter much to me anymore, but goddamn do I miss that scarf.
Clearing out the mobile photo library so I have room for more pictures of my dick.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Clearing out the mobile photo library so I have room for more pictures of my dick.
Hold on. My co-host Walter Kern, my only friend in the world besides my wife, forgot to plug me back in after I needed a time out.
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Rus--fuck, here he comes!
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Rus--fuck, here he comes!
Matt Taibbi has not tweeted in 11 hours 😢
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hold on. My co-host Walter Kern, my only friend in the world besides my wife, forgot to plug me back in after I needed a time out.
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Rus--fuck, here he comes!
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Rus--fuck, here he comes!
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Matt Taibbi is an expert on these topics. He literally wrote the book on raping minors in Russia
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Matt Taibbi is an expert on these topics. He literally wrote the book on raping minors in Russia
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just checked in on matt taibbi and he's claiming that covid was created in a north carolina research lab as part of a joint CIA and Chinese intelligence operation
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
just checked in on matt taibbi and he's claiming that covid was created in a north carolina research lab as part of a joint CIA and Chinese intelligence operation
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Not only is he a scumbag, he also sucks at the core thing on which he made his name: Understanding Russia. Too late at night for me to dig up the exact quote, but when Putin was consolidating control Taibbi said something like “Putin will be just another client of corporations & US imperial power”
Man notorious for fucking teenagers in Russia thinks the Epstein scandal is overblown.
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Not only is he a scumbag, he also sucks at the core thing on which he made his name: Understanding Russia. Too late at night for me to dig up the exact quote, but when Putin was consolidating control Taibbi said something like “Putin will be just another client of corporations & US imperial power”
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Tomorrow on Posting Through It, we've got another installment in our longform "Who the Hell" biographical series. On this one, we unpack Matt Taibbi -- a man who threw away a great reputation to chase clicks/cash as a crank blogger.
Feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social
www.patreon.com/posts/143684...
Feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social
www.patreon.com/posts/143684...
054: Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. Eoin Higgins | Posting Through It
Get more from Posting Through It on Patreon
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November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Tomorrow on Posting Through It, we've got another installment in our longform "Who the Hell" biographical series. On this one, we unpack Matt Taibbi -- a man who threw away a great reputation to chase clicks/cash as a crank blogger.
Feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social
www.patreon.com/posts/143684...
Feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social
www.patreon.com/posts/143684...
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Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social is out now on all the podcast players.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
054: Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. Eoin Higgins
Podcast Episode · Posting Through It · 11/17/2025 · 2h 1m
podcasts.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social is out now on all the podcast players.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
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joined my friends on Posting Through It to talk about the journalist Matt Taibbi, one of the subjects of my book OWNED
054: Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. Eoin Higgins
Podcast Episode · Posting Through It · 11/17/2025 · 2h 1m
podcasts.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
joined my friends on Posting Through It to talk about the journalist Matt Taibbi, one of the subjects of my book OWNED
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Matt Taibbi vocal fry: “who the hell am I?”
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Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social is out now on all the podcast players.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
054: Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. Eoin Higgins
Podcast Episode · Posting Through It · 11/17/2025 · 2h 1m
podcasts.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Matt Taibbi vocal fry: “who the hell am I?”
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The latest Posting Through It is all about Matt Taibbi. Well worth a listen
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The latest Posting Through It is all about Matt Taibbi. Well worth a listen
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...
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Matt Taibbi got criticized a little bit for some incredibly gross shit he wrote about women when he lived in Russia and immediately dedicated the rest of his career to proving his critics right
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Matt Taibbi got criticized a little bit for some incredibly gross shit he wrote about women when he lived in Russia and immediately dedicated the rest of his career to proving his critics right
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Taibbi on Russian girls: "“They like to live while they’re still young and attractive,” said Mr. Taibbi. “They look at their mothers, who turn into nose tackles at age 30.”
From Russia With Lust
Two American journalists, Mark Ames and Matt Taibbi, founded eXile to introduce Hunter S. Thompson’s “gonzo” style of journalism to 25,000 Moscow readers.
observer.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Taibbi on Russian girls: "“They like to live while they’re still young and attractive,” said Mr. Taibbi. “They look at their mothers, who turn into nose tackles at age 30.”
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Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.