VampricYoda (He/Him)
@vampricyoda.bsky.social
Middle-Aged Grey Ace Christian Commie Leftist. Retired Cosplayer. Full of Anxiety and Depression.
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a pixel art of wario wearing a yellow hat with a blue letter w on it
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Hi.
I'm Yoda. You're going to find unhinged fandom takes, weird Bible deep lore, an obscene amount of size/foot reskeets, and general leftist political rantings.
Also Wario is here.
I'm Yoda. You're going to find unhinged fandom takes, weird Bible deep lore, an obscene amount of size/foot reskeets, and general leftist political rantings.
Also Wario is here.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Micros are for nomming.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Micros are for nomming.
PA-platine
a man in a hooded jacket is surrounded by blue lightning .
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November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Ya know who sucks ass?
Steven Seagal. Fuck that guy.
Steven Seagal. Fuck that guy.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ya know who sucks ass?
Steven Seagal. Fuck that guy.
Steven Seagal. Fuck that guy.
THE NEXT DOCTOR CONFIRMED
They milfed out a Who
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
THE NEXT DOCTOR CONFIRMED
Hey Guys Look!
It's History's Greatest Monster!
ME!
It's History's Greatest Monster!
ME!
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey Guys Look!
It's History's Greatest Monster!
ME!
It's History's Greatest Monster!
ME!
@profanity.accountant The ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherFuckerTits is up?
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
@profanity.accountant The ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherFuckerTits is up?
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I’m the worst at promoting these in a timely manor but I’m having a sale! It goes all the way through Cyber Monday and everything in my shop is 20% off!
Shop small this holiday season!
itsembyrrose.myshopify.com
Shop small this holiday season!
itsembyrrose.myshopify.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m the worst at promoting these in a timely manor but I’m having a sale! It goes all the way through Cyber Monday and everything in my shop is 20% off!
Shop small this holiday season!
itsembyrrose.myshopify.com
Shop small this holiday season!
itsembyrrose.myshopify.com
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Every time I accidentally see a clip from Fortnite it's like "at long last, we have created Ready Player One from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Ready Player One"
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Every time I accidentally see a clip from Fortnite it's like "at long last, we have created Ready Player One from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Ready Player One"
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Making Wanda goth and modeling her off of Fairuza Balk was based as hell.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Making Wanda goth and modeling her off of Fairuza Balk was based as hell.
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The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
Black Friday wasn't *THAT* bad for me.
Even got a neat pillow cheap.
Even got a neat pillow cheap.
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Black Friday wasn't *THAT* bad for me.
Even got a neat pillow cheap.
Even got a neat pillow cheap.
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
*Laughs in retail employee*
Is there anything more anticlimactic than Black Friday, a day that has been happening for weeks?
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
*Laughs in retail employee*
TbH I don't respect the company I work for because it's *still* buying into Black Friday "Get up at Ass O'Clock, employees!"
We don't *get* a proper time with our families because we gotta be in at shit like 2-3 AM.
All so you fuckers can pay $5 less on a pair of jeans.
We don't *get* a proper time with our families because we gotta be in at shit like 2-3 AM.
All so you fuckers can pay $5 less on a pair of jeans.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
TbH I don't respect the company I work for because it's *still* buying into Black Friday "Get up at Ass O'Clock, employees!"
We don't *get* a proper time with our families because we gotta be in at shit like 2-3 AM.
All so you fuckers can pay $5 less on a pair of jeans.
We don't *get* a proper time with our families because we gotta be in at shit like 2-3 AM.
All so you fuckers can pay $5 less on a pair of jeans.
I looked at the "sales" our company is offering today and people are *crazy* if they're going out at 5 AM for these "sales"
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I looked at the "sales" our company is offering today and people are *crazy* if they're going out at 5 AM for these "sales"
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Yo shout out to anyone that works retail. Gonna be a very busy few days for them so if you're goin out shopping don't be an ass hole to the people working. I promise whatever savings your getting isn't more important than being nice to others
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yo shout out to anyone that works retail. Gonna be a very busy few days for them so if you're goin out shopping don't be an ass hole to the people working. I promise whatever savings your getting isn't more important than being nice to others
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
I'm starting to get more hours again at work for The Holiday Season (TM).
And I'm nervous about it because while I'm doing decently, I'm concerned the extra hours are going to put me on edge a little too much. But all we can do is see.
And I'm nervous about it because while I'm doing decently, I'm concerned the extra hours are going to put me on edge a little too much. But all we can do is see.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm starting to get more hours again at work for The Holiday Season (TM).
And I'm nervous about it because while I'm doing decently, I'm concerned the extra hours are going to put me on edge a little too much. But all we can do is see.
And I'm nervous about it because while I'm doing decently, I'm concerned the extra hours are going to put me on edge a little too much. But all we can do is see.
I own this.
okay listen
it's really really really really REALLY funny that there's a little cute genocidal maniac digital pet that you can give treats to and take care of
it's really really really really REALLY funny that there's a little cute genocidal maniac digital pet that you can give treats to and take care of
Tamagotchi Nano x Star Wars - Darth Vader with Silicone Case Set is $17.99 on Amazon buff.ly/0zvkOCB
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Best Buy DOTD buff.ly/xTtlKrn #ad
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I own this.
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draw your OC in the Mac Tonight picture frame
In 1993, McDonald’s Australia offered a Mac Tonight Happy Meal… three full years after he disappeared from ads in the US. That mask has to be one of the “best worst” toys ever made.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
draw your OC in the Mac Tonight picture frame
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and goodness knows the Wicked crust is minty, and goodness knows the Wicked crust's cocoa
i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
and goodness knows the Wicked crust is minty, and goodness knows the Wicked crust's cocoa
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Watching the first #Spiderman movie right now and thought this up and threw it together quickly. Sprites by @scrollboss.bsky.social. #MegaMan #CAPCOM
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Watching the first #Spiderman movie right now and thought this up and threw it together quickly. Sprites by @scrollboss.bsky.social. #MegaMan #CAPCOM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...