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Thirsty Maria
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She/they || 37 || here to have fun ||🔞🤚no minors pls
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Emergency Art services! 🩺🚨

I recently had to go the ER, and without insurance, the visit itself costs more than the medicine they prescribed, so yeah..

Shares are appreciated!
Goal is set up here! vvv
ko-fi.com/jvst_vinny
(I also have VGen if you want to request through there)
vgen.co/jvst_vinny
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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从地狱归来的大灯泡
#Transformers #Shockwave #Portal #GLaDOS
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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最近8桐しか描いてない気がする
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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My revamp of Male with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828

I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out

Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January

Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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steven universe didn't deserve a fandom that raked it over the coals for perceived moral flaws it deserved ones that could appreciate the depth of pearl's insanely toxic yuri behavior
The thing about Steven Universe that remains wild to me is how it revealed to me that a bunch of people on the internet cannot parse metaphors meant for literal children.
March 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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The thing about Steven Universe that remains wild to me is how it revealed to me that a bunch of people on the internet cannot parse metaphors meant for literal children.
March 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Lost Judgment (2021)
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A Corgi Christmas 🎄🐶 #art
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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kafka really transcended the "would you still love me if I were a worm" paradigm into its more revolutionary form, "would you still make me go to work if I was a big bug"
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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かいた🫶
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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We love tits.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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additional followup post!
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Y'all gonna start acknowledging the parallels yet?

Y'all gonna start defending art, intimacy, and sex as basic human expressions?

Y'all gonna start realizing that these deranged puritans don't have an ounce of goodwill in their bodies and literally just want to control every aspect of our lives?
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.

"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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“Libs must be so mad.” Fuck Bill Clinton. I don’t care what their political leanings are, if they are in those files and sex trafficked kids and abused them, they should burn.
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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That's another wonderful thing about following ONE's work - he's getting REALLY FUCKING GOOD within his chosen art style! He has a unique expression all his own, but it NEVER looks like Yusuke Murata's hyper-detailed polished remake. It's rough, it's scribbled, it's "bad anatomy," it's "amateurish."
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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There's also this. An earnest not-very-skilled beginner posting his work got half the fucking internet engaging in joyful collaborative celebration of his effort.

And have you ever read One Punch Man or Mob Psycho 100 - the ORIGINAL comics by ONE?
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Honestly, the work of ONE might be one of THE most powerful counters to AI boosterism bullshit.

This guy is one of the more popular modern comic artists, he has millions of people following his stories. And he did it with art that looks like THAT.
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Megan Thee Saiyan and Cardi Z
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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yotsuba, otomo-style
September 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Scarlett FF7 commission~
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM