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Thirsty Maria
@valkyrie-maria.bsky.social
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She/they || 37 || here to have fun ||🔞🤚no minors pls
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Yeah this is me basically xD
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Did some last-second makeup, happy #halloween everyone! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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What's it like inside your head?
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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paladin and warlock having a deadly showdown with a dragon 90 feet away and my ranger's stuck slapping mage hands off the treasure 😆 #dnd
top panel: happy flaming skull with a magic grabby hand bottom panel: kobold in a red outfit slapping skull's magic hand away, making it sad
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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finally used my drake companion in battle and made several tokens depending on the damage type i could summon him as, but also made a new default head too #dnd #strixhaven
seven drake heads modeled after various dragons, most labeled according to damage type. top left is a baby, a copper head on green is acid, silver head with yellow fins on blue is cold. dark grey head on light purple is poison, a yellow chinese style dragon with a red background is fire, a bronze head with a dark green fin against yellow is lightning. the last is an adult drake with the same colors as the baby, with an added aura
September 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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What flavor of white dude am i?

FUCKING HOW LOL

uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...
September 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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My birthday today, hehe :D 🥳
July 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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reinstalled this a while ago and finally beat it, wheeee
July 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Ngl i’m disappointed Hellsing ain’t on this chart but it be like that
June 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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the dm is awesome and everyone got to have super cool text rp's about their big level 3 upgrade. my #kobold ranger is now a drakewarden and has a new bebby dragon #dnd #strixhaven
a cream white kobold with black horns holding the spirit of a chubby baby dragon, to the shock of their loxodon professor, against a roughly mountainous background
May 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
May 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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just won this emote off the roulette and holy fuck so worth it 😂🤣 #FFXIV
a light green-skinned man with medium-length black hair and a chinstrap beard taking a selfie while a blue bird perches on his arm
April 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
March 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Without downloading new pics describe your gender in one image
March 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Post a meme made by you
February 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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ROLLING DOUBLE NAT 20S HOLY SHIT Y'ALL #dnd
February 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Jhank a big brave kobold WHO IS NOT SCARED OF BEING ALONE AT ALL NOPE NO SIRREE (they are quite scared plz hold the bby who's used to sleeping in big puppy piles with the pack) #dnd #kobold
small kobold wrapped in a blue blanket, clutching a pillow. against a dark background and looking afraid
February 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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When you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation
January 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Good customer I am but a humble merchant, not some warrior of great renown! ;3 #wol #FFXIV
a burly, green-skinned man wearing a short blue robe and carrying a large backpack stacked with rolls of cloth. the backpack appears to have a large porcupine fish attached to it
January 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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update: after some feedback i've added a little scale texture and made them cream white to be less eye searing #dnd #kobold
a kobold with cream white scales, green eyes and black horns wearing a fancy uniform of various grey hues against a scribbly blue background
January 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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took me a while to do but finished a headshot for my friend's upcoming strixhaven game, this is my kobold named Jhank #d&d #kobold
a kobold with white scales, green eyes and black horns wearing a fancy uniform of various grey hues against a scribbly pink background
January 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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YOROKOBEEEEEEE
January 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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“From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…”
Hashed this out in Excel the hard way by eyeballing it because weh no pixellator to help me cheat qwq
#wh40k #admech
A pixellated pattern of a skull surrounded by a cog, split between black and white
December 10, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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now that it's December, it means i get to inflict my abomination upon a fresh new site
BEHOLD! SAM PADORU BRIDGES
#DeathStranding #padoru
a poorly drawn Sam Porter Bridges from the video game Death Stranding in the style of padoru
December 1, 2024 at 8:49 AM