ValentinesFrog
@valentinesfrog.bsky.social
working on my juris frogtor
new at 🪕, slightly less new at 🎻
will ship anyone with anyone probably
ACAB (All Cops Are Bisexual)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/valentinesfrog
new at 🪕, slightly less new at 🎻
will ship anyone with anyone probably
ACAB (All Cops Are Bisexual)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/valentinesfrog
i fear that Pilot Olivia Benson x Flight Attendant Elliot Stabler has consumed my every waking thought. but i did not bring my laptop home for thanksgiving and i need to be studying for contracts anyways so there will be a long and painful wait before it manifests in reality.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i fear that Pilot Olivia Benson x Flight Attendant Elliot Stabler has consumed my every waking thought. but i did not bring my laptop home for thanksgiving and i need to be studying for contracts anyways so there will be a long and painful wait before it manifests in reality.
i tried to do #wednesday100 for the first time and IDK how the hell people do it so here’s my Weds700. Baby #Bensler in another universe that was maybe a little kinder to them. (Leah’s Priest AU is inspiring me to revisit my non-cop AU ideas lol)
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i tried to do #wednesday100 for the first time and IDK how the hell people do it so here’s my Weds700. Baby #Bensler in another universe that was maybe a little kinder to them. (Leah’s Priest AU is inspiring me to revisit my non-cop AU ideas lol)
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Art by • Markus Vesper
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Art by • Markus Vesper
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I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
this morning i paid an etsy witch to cast a spell slash manifest more canon EO content by the end of season 27. i’m just announcing this here so that when it happens you know exactly who to thank. you’re welcome.
October 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this morning i paid an etsy witch to cast a spell slash manifest more canon EO content by the end of season 27. i’m just announcing this here so that when it happens you know exactly who to thank. you’re welcome.
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hey.i domt like thsi shit. what the fuck is happening right now
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
hey.i domt like thsi shit. what the fuck is happening right now
it is 1:52 in the ay em and i am writing songs about civil procedure. i think i need a lobotomy. or maybe law schools just been lobotomizing me this whole time
October 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
it is 1:52 in the ay em and i am writing songs about civil procedure. i think i need a lobotomy. or maybe law schools just been lobotomizing me this whole time
richard freer i owe you my entire life. i would name my first born after you but i don’t want them to have to share a name with dick wolf so i’m not gonna do that. but i would have otherwise. know that.
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
richard freer i owe you my entire life. i would name my first born after you but i don’t want them to have to share a name with dick wolf so i’m not gonna do that. but i would have otherwise. know that.
the tall and sad law student learning civil procedure (22nd edition)
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the tall and sad law student learning civil procedure (22nd edition)
i just had the most productive day of i think my entire 22 years of life. i swear to god i have never accomplished more in twelve hours than i did today. i guess i need to wait another 22 years for the stars to align that perfectly again. 44 year old frog, im wishing you the best.
October 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i just had the most productive day of i think my entire 22 years of life. i swear to god i have never accomplished more in twelve hours than i did today. i guess i need to wait another 22 years for the stars to align that perfectly again. 44 year old frog, im wishing you the best.
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It’s all in Elliot’s beard
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It’s all in Elliot’s beard
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what the fuck is even happening
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
what the fuck is even happening
today on the plane i read a book all the way through for the first time in years and it left me sitting in my room sobbing. susanna clarke you are a genius. why are you using your immense brilliance to hurt me in this way.
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
today on the plane i read a book all the way through for the first time in years and it left me sitting in my room sobbing. susanna clarke you are a genius. why are you using your immense brilliance to hurt me in this way.
keeping the world safe, one frog at a time
September 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
keeping the world safe, one frog at a time
froggy’s on an adventure
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
froggy’s on an adventure
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Lmao3
Starting 24 hours from now, #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours.
[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 while we prepare some improvements to collection browsing.
September 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Lmao3
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Having a completely sane and normal reaction to this
September 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Having a completely sane and normal reaction to this