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Anon Barbie
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eo girlie. jackson zane truther. danny pino curious. these are our stories.
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The world is on fire but can we just take a sec to look at this throwback of CM 🫠
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For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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2025 wrapped: i_lived_bitch.jpg
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Rolling this over into 2026
My New Year’s resolution is to watch a bottle episode of Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Remember TRL? RIP MTV
December 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Olivia Benson/Jackson Zane tag is LIVE thank you @samwrites99.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
😠
December 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Millennials do any of us actually stay up till midnight on NYE anymore
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The perfect new yorker comic does not exis-------
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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A couple neurotypicals thought I wasn't being neurodivergent the right way
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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LL Bean stands for Leon Leonwood Bean. Just thought you should know.
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Preach
Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Might fuck around and close every open tab on my phone before packing it in at 9:30pm on NYE
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Is everyone sick of me yet
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A very good things happening thread
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Rolling this over into 2026
My New Year’s resolution is to watch a bottle episode of Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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aww 🫶🏼 it’s fine i made them for myself and anyone else who appreciates the mashup. i also liked this one but it’s a little on the nose.
November 27, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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My dad when he holds the camera way too close to my face
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sometimes the stars align and midnight cereal happens at midnight
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Help
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Recently found a chocolate chip cookie recipe that I will be making regularly probably forever Merry Christmas to this house
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM