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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
fuck you
someone doubting I can turn into a bowling ball me blocking the shit out of them
March 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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absalomarchives.bsky.social
With apologies to Lady Emily my dash did a thing too funny to ignore
Two BlueSky Posts. The first is a Tumblr screenshot that says " 'Why suck the strap' why look at a sunset. why listen to your favorite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now." The second is an unrelated post that says "It's just basic procedure"
February 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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skudiklier.bsky.social
Mitsubishi? I hardly know she!
January 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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marinadove.bsky.social
BORN TO NAVIGATE MACHINE IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 10191 I am butlerian jihad 410,757,864,530 DEAD ROBOTS
January 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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gregpak.net
new pokemon just dropped
January 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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molly.wiki
wikipedia article of the day
Wikipedia article: Splooting is lying in a spread-eagled, prone posture. It is typically performed by four-legged mammals such as dogs and squirrels when they wish to relax or cool down. It may also be known as frogging or pancaking. [Image] Example of a splooting English Bulldog
January 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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junestrings.bsky.social
October 17, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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plasmagdalene.bsky.social
that one image of the person with blue eyes with superimposed text reading "it is vitally important that you be a pervert. i am not kidding. you need to be horny. don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. they are your enemy. kill them"
January 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM