Vagina George
@vaginageorge.bsky.social
Poly Bisexual Vegan, your Mom friend could never
My name is a Mean Girls reference, I'm not just some guy called George
My name is a Mean Girls reference, I'm not just some guy called George
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My kid just made the best scale for feelings day
October 9, 2023 at 2:29 AM
My kid just made the best scale for feelings day
My neighbours cat is a magical fairy princess and everyone must know and love him
October 6, 2023 at 1:42 PM
My neighbours cat is a magical fairy princess and everyone must know and love him
Praise kink but its reluctant. You don't want to praise me, but I've done so well you've just got to admit what a good girl I am. What an excellent, deliciously good girl I am and yes. Yes you ARE lucky to have me. So lucky. And you hate to admit it, you hate to because then you'll lose, but that's
October 5, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Praise kink but its reluctant. You don't want to praise me, but I've done so well you've just got to admit what a good girl I am. What an excellent, deliciously good girl I am and yes. Yes you ARE lucky to have me. So lucky. And you hate to admit it, you hate to because then you'll lose, but that's
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at the barnes and nobles, putting the bibles in the fiction section and the d&d books in the religion section. I take off my shoes and put them with the vinyl records. somewhere, someone is burning toast
October 5, 2023 at 3:45 PM
at the barnes and nobles, putting the bibles in the fiction section and the d&d books in the religion section. I take off my shoes and put them with the vinyl records. somewhere, someone is burning toast
Tests inconclusive: Sasha doesn't give a shit about either, apparently
October 5, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Tests inconclusive: Sasha doesn't give a shit about either, apparently
Going to the park to find out whether my dog loves @creature.gay or @boaterwitch.bsky.social more. Winner to be announced shortly.
October 5, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Going to the park to find out whether my dog loves @creature.gay or @boaterwitch.bsky.social more. Winner to be announced shortly.
My stardew valley obsession grows ever deeper
me sowing: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
me reaping: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!!
(i am a farmer)
me reaping: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!!
(i am a farmer)
October 4, 2023 at 12:10 PM
My stardew valley obsession grows ever deeper
My participation in Wagon Wednesday was made possible by @creature.gay who gave me these delightful shorts. Not pictured is the matching top saying 'you are not immune to propaganda' and believe me, you. Are. Not. Immune.
October 4, 2023 at 7:29 AM
My participation in Wagon Wednesday was made possible by @creature.gay who gave me these delightful shorts. Not pictured is the matching top saying 'you are not immune to propaganda' and believe me, you. Are. Not. Immune.
When a story starts:
"I want to be very clear I did not, in fact, shit myself"
You know you're in for a good time
"I want to be very clear I did not, in fact, shit myself"
You know you're in for a good time
October 3, 2023 at 4:40 PM
When a story starts:
"I want to be very clear I did not, in fact, shit myself"
You know you're in for a good time
"I want to be very clear I did not, in fact, shit myself"
You know you're in for a good time
Reframe your negative self talk: I'm a fat fuckin hippo, but hey, I can crush pumpkins with my giant, elongated teeth
October 3, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Reframe your negative self talk: I'm a fat fuckin hippo, but hey, I can crush pumpkins with my giant, elongated teeth
"Some people smoke after sex but you - you watch raccoon videos on tik tok." - my husband
September 29, 2023 at 10:27 PM
"Some people smoke after sex but you - you watch raccoon videos on tik tok." - my husband
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i don't "masturbate too much" im building an immunity to death by repeatedly exposing myself to small doses
September 18, 2023 at 8:57 PM
i don't "masturbate too much" im building an immunity to death by repeatedly exposing myself to small doses
Music Mondays:
Precisely 50 Gecs coming to you with screaming hyperpop beat drop deliciousness
Precisely 50 Gecs coming to you with screaming hyperpop beat drop deliciousness
September 18, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Music Mondays:
Precisely 50 Gecs coming to you with screaming hyperpop beat drop deliciousness
Precisely 50 Gecs coming to you with screaming hyperpop beat drop deliciousness
A butt tattoo that says 'I'm a mistake and you're gonna make me'
September 17, 2023 at 7:11 PM
A butt tattoo that says 'I'm a mistake and you're gonna make me'
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butt tattoo that says "this place is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. nothing valued is here."
September 17, 2023 at 7:07 PM
butt tattoo that says "this place is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. nothing valued is here."
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You would never do this.
Warn your friends to never do this. Never ever.
The best ppl warn everybody.
Warn your friends to never do this. Never ever.
The best ppl warn everybody.
August 21, 2023 at 1:53 PM
You would never do this.
Warn your friends to never do this. Never ever.
The best ppl warn everybody.
Warn your friends to never do this. Never ever.
The best ppl warn everybody.
Welcome to Blue-sky, we have rules here:
1. Bitch better have my money
2. Bitch bitch better have my money (my money)
1. Bitch better have my money
2. Bitch bitch better have my money (my money)
Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here:
1. Riding that train, high on cocaine
2. Shitposters, u better, watch your speed
1. Riding that train, high on cocaine
2. Shitposters, u better, watch your speed
September 16, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Welcome to Blue-sky, we have rules here:
1. Bitch better have my money
2. Bitch bitch better have my money (my money)
1. Bitch better have my money
2. Bitch bitch better have my money (my money)
Beef and Dairy Network live show today! The only show made by carnists that accurately depicts how vegans view them :)
September 16, 2023 at 11:24 AM
Beef and Dairy Network live show today! The only show made by carnists that accurately depicts how vegans view them :)
Same. You know who you are 🥰
September 16, 2023 at 6:18 AM
Same. You know who you are 🥰
A visual reminder that trawler fishing is terrible for ocean wildlife 🐬
September 15, 2023 at 4:27 PM
A visual reminder that trawler fishing is terrible for ocean wildlife 🐬
Gave my dog catnip because it affects them like weed in humans.
Now she's begging for snacks because she has the munchies how did I not see this coming
Now she's begging for snacks because she has the munchies how did I not see this coming
September 15, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Gave my dog catnip because it affects them like weed in humans.
Now she's begging for snacks because she has the munchies how did I not see this coming
Now she's begging for snacks because she has the munchies how did I not see this coming
Um I think you'll find that Jesus' cum is the thin strands of icing that decorate cinnamon buns
Jesus blood: red wine
Body: bread
Piss: white wine
Cum: presumably either milk or greek style yoghurt
Hair: Spaghetti????
Body: bread
Piss: white wine
Cum: presumably either milk or greek style yoghurt
Hair: Spaghetti????
September 15, 2023 at 7:30 AM
Um I think you'll find that Jesus' cum is the thin strands of icing that decorate cinnamon buns
I want to be ranked anonymously by the public like they're trialling a new flavour of gatorade
September 14, 2023 at 8:58 PM
I want to be ranked anonymously by the public like they're trialling a new flavour of gatorade
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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September 14, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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