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Professional Gremlin
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Also I saw Rece Davis suggest David Shaw as head coach for Michigan and respectfully what in the smoking blue hell is that as a concept
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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He jumped into their fucking car and they drove off, called 911, and went to a police station.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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This disastrous administration wrongfully targeted this Maryland dad and has been punishing him and his family ever since.
BREAKING: Judge orders immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia from immigration detention

Judge Paula Xinis said he has been detained "without lawful authority.”
Judge orders immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia from immigration detention
A federal judge has ordered the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia from immigration detention.
abcnews.go.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Uh, apparently the University of Michigan
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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There's a level of wealth above which you don't get happier, and there's a level of wealth above which you think physics no longer applies to you.
It is intensely funny to me that tech bro CEOs on an annual salary of 15 petabillion dollars think data centres can go in space because it's very cold but actually they would get obscenely hot because heat won't radiate into the vacuum of space

taranis.ie/datacenters-...
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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main economic message from
the president is that you will be poorer and you will like it
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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lemme see the teeth
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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“So the Eagles are kind of bullshit?”
(I light two cigarettes and give you one)
“Isn’t everything in this life, mon amour?”
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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We are witnessing the same thing happening in our government now where due process is ignored in the arrest and detainment of immigrants and shipwrecked men are turned into a bloody mist on the ocean surface without a second thought.
#ResistanceRoots

Today in History, 1941: Hitler issues his “Night and Fog” (Nacht und Nebel) decree, ordering that members of the resistance working to undermine the Nazi military be arrested and brought for trial by special courts, circumventing conventions governing the treatment of prisoners. /1
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this but ... Deshaun Watson has no trade value, will never play for the Browns again and is possibly done in the NFL
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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like i have been saying, if you have ADHD you should be standing with trans people on their medical rights for basic moral and solidarity reasons but also the practical reason that you can fight at their barricade or you can fight at ours but it's the same fight
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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NEGATIVE THREE RUSHING YARDS
The committee clearly understood what America wanted, and that was more of Ty Simpson averaging 3.2 yards a reception in the second half of a blowout loss
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Imagine being so bad at booking college football that you reject Notre Dame and Duke, the two most hated schools in all of college sports, while picking beloved underdog JMU … and America is STILL furious at you lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The one conspiracy theory I am both completely on board with AND completely approve of is the slotting of three potential red/white teams into the Rose Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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OH GOD CURT CIGNETTI IS SMILING
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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13windiana, Tennesaw State, real-time ACC tomfoolery, Illinois State winning the Ball Up Top mindset award, El Paso caller is back, and happy Fuck Alabama Week
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December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Hi, it’s me, the guy who cares a lot about who the 12th team in the college football bracket is, I get really mad about it like I start spluttering and drooling, I park my car sideways across parking spaces to keep people from hitting it, and my neighbors throw pinecones at me constantly
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Easily the most actually on crack committee decisions ever. Ketamine thinking. Inhalant gorilla mind logic. Ray Liotta eating his own brain in Hannibal type arguments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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we gotta clear some room on the shelf so

For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me

I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.

(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Also somehow ahead of a team that actually beat Florida State. Make it make sense.
Every single team who lost their CCG dropped in the final ranking except for the one that lost by 3 touchdowns and had -3 rushing yards
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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#10 Miami at #7 Texas A&M
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM