UwU Zaku
@uwu-zaku.bsky.social
Woke up this morning at 3AM to an AuDHD+Alternative nightmare:
I was sweaty with my heart hammering in my ears and my service dog alerting me.
Turns out that my AC had died in the night and it was 81° in my house PLUS one of my threadless posts had fallen out of my nose and is off adventuring 🤷🏻♀️
I was sweaty with my heart hammering in my ears and my service dog alerting me.
Turns out that my AC had died in the night and it was 81° in my house PLUS one of my threadless posts had fallen out of my nose and is off adventuring 🤷🏻♀️
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Woke up this morning at 3AM to an AuDHD+Alternative nightmare:
I was sweaty with my heart hammering in my ears and my service dog alerting me.
Turns out that my AC had died in the night and it was 81° in my house PLUS one of my threadless posts had fallen out of my nose and is off adventuring 🤷🏻♀️
I was sweaty with my heart hammering in my ears and my service dog alerting me.
Turns out that my AC had died in the night and it was 81° in my house PLUS one of my threadless posts had fallen out of my nose and is off adventuring 🤷🏻♀️
Good morning my loves! I hope you all made sure to make the mothers in your life feel special 🥰
May 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Good morning my loves! I hope you all made sure to make the mothers in your life feel special 🥰
Got my nails done for the first time in forever 🥰
April 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Got my nails done for the first time in forever 🥰
Sorry my loves that I’ve been gone! Been dealing with life but I’m hoping to be back and getting on a regular posting schedule! 💜
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sorry my loves that I’ve been gone! Been dealing with life but I’m hoping to be back and getting on a regular posting schedule! 💜
The helmet stays on during sex… for protection of course 🥰
March 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The helmet stays on during sex… for protection of course 🥰
Trying to plan some content but my service pup-in-training has a mighty need for attention.
March 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Trying to plan some content but my service pup-in-training has a mighty need for attention.
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🚨PSA🚨 Sex work and trafficking are about as similar as bartending and bootlegging—except no one’s out here confusing a mixologist with a hostage. One is a consensual job, the other is a human rights violation. The fact that people still lump them together in 2025 is peak willful ignorance.
February 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
🚨PSA🚨 Sex work and trafficking are about as similar as bartending and bootlegging—except no one’s out here confusing a mixologist with a hostage. One is a consensual job, the other is a human rights violation. The fact that people still lump them together in 2025 is peak willful ignorance.
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At work 🔨
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At work 🌶️
#tgirl #goodgirl #trans #nsfw #transnsfw #transporn #t4t #realnsfw #realgirl #t4tnsfw #transfem #puppygirl #puppy #pale #palegirls #mtf #positivity #OF #findom #dazyberry #woodworking #workinggirl #underworkclothes
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At work 🌶️
#tgirl #goodgirl #trans #nsfw #transnsfw #transporn #t4t #realnsfw #realgirl #t4tnsfw #transfem #puppygirl #puppy #pale #palegirls #mtf #positivity #OF #findom #dazyberry #woodworking #workinggirl #underworkclothes
February 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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your curvy, nerdy alt gf is here to yap about biology and baking
#altbabe #girlswithglasses #redhot #tattooed #realgirls #realnsfw
#altbabe #girlswithglasses #redhot #tattooed #realgirls #realnsfw
February 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
your curvy, nerdy alt gf is here to yap about biology and baking
#altbabe #girlswithglasses #redhot #tattooed #realgirls #realnsfw
#altbabe #girlswithglasses #redhot #tattooed #realgirls #realnsfw
Have you ever been so drunk that the high of getting flirted with at karaoke makes you cuddle you grandcat on the floor.
Side note: I feel amazing
Side note: I feel amazing
February 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Have you ever been so drunk that the high of getting flirted with at karaoke makes you cuddle you grandcat on the floor.
Side note: I feel amazing
Side note: I feel amazing
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Went out on a date to a gorgeous little Alice in Wonderland tea place.
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Went out on a date to a gorgeous little Alice in Wonderland tea place.
I made a joke this morning about if a cat naps on you you can’t move.
It has been an hour and I need to pee! But the grandcat is too cute.
It has been an hour and I need to pee! But the grandcat is too cute.
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I made a joke this morning about if a cat naps on you you can’t move.
It has been an hour and I need to pee! But the grandcat is too cute.
It has been an hour and I need to pee! But the grandcat is too cute.
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Do it anyways :)
"Transitioning is scary!"
Do it anyways. Do it scared.
"I'm too old to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it old.
"I'm too fat to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it fat.
"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"
Do it anyways. Do it horny.
Do it anyways. Do it scared.
"I'm too old to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it old.
"I'm too fat to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it fat.
"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"
Do it anyways. Do it horny.
February 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Do it anyways :)
Sometimes I really think I just need someone to tire me to out so I don’t keep waking up all night.
February 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sometimes I really think I just need someone to tire me to out so I don’t keep waking up all night.
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Since VA canceled suicide prevention training LGBTQIA + Veterans ☎️ 866-488- 7386.
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Since VA canceled suicide prevention training LGBTQIA + Veterans ☎️ 866-488- 7386.
January 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Since VA canceled suicide prevention training LGBTQIA + Veterans ☎️ 866-488- 7386.
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Since VA canceled suicide prevention training LGBTQIA + Veterans ☎️ 866-488- 7386.
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Rt if you wanna pull these off with your teeth :)
January 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Rt if you wanna pull these off with your teeth :)
Someone talk me out of making 🌶️content again. It’s been years but I just found out that my job no longer exists in May.
January 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Someone talk me out of making 🌶️content again. It’s been years but I just found out that my job no longer exists in May.
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Had a conversation with my mother in law this morning. She asked how I was holding up. I pointed out that as a trans woman in America with big tits that I’m always in a little bit of distress. She laughed and pointed out that it made since because our flag is reversible 😂
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Had a conversation with my mother in law this morning. She asked how I was holding up. I pointed out that as a trans woman in America with big tits that I’m always in a little bit of distress. She laughed and pointed out that it made since because our flag is reversible 😂
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if you’re already following and liking SW content, why aren’t you also reposting and tipping them too??
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
if you’re already following and liking SW content, why aren’t you also reposting and tipping them too??