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UwU Zaku
@uwu-zaku.bsky.social
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35- She/Her- Nerd- Mom- Top- Lesbian Demi
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https://onlyfans.com/uwuzaku
Woke up this morning at 3AM to an AuDHD+Alternative nightmare:

I was sweaty with my heart hammering in my ears and my service dog alerting me.
Turns out that my AC had died in the night and it was 81° in my house PLUS one of my threadless posts had fallen out of my nose and is off adventuring 🤷🏻‍♀️
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Good morning my loves! I hope you all made sure to make the mothers in your life feel special 🥰
May 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Got my nails done for the first time in forever 🥰
April 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sorry my loves that I’ve been gone! Been dealing with life but I’m hoping to be back and getting on a regular posting schedule! 💜
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The helmet stays on during sex… for protection of course 🥰
March 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Aslaug Tunic made my look at the AZ Ren Faire this weekend!
March 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Trying to plan some content but my service pup-in-training has a mighty need for attention.
March 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No problem. My OF is getting verified so I’ll be sure to add it once it goes through 🥰
March 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m just getting back into it but would love to be added!
March 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“I know you are exited and want your set asap. I will get that out to you as soon as I feel that it is ready.”

This has worked for me.
February 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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🚨PSA🚨 Sex work and trafficking are about as similar as bartending and bootlegging—except no one’s out here confusing a mixologist with a hostage. One is a consensual job, the other is a human rights violation. The fact that people still lump them together in 2025 is peak willful ignorance.
February 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Hell yeah!
February 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In 2009ish I followed a tumbler page name Tits & Corgis.
Certain aspects of the Internet have only improved. The sheer amount of people who remind me to be humble about my endowments is 100% a positive improvement!
February 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Okay but seriously: how can you be so gorgeous AND be handy?! There is no way that a goddess need work with her hands surely…. I wouldn’t be opposed to it of course 🙇🏻‍♀️
February 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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your curvy, nerdy alt gf is here to yap about biology and baking

#altbabe #girlswithglasses #redhot #tattooed #realgirls #realnsfw
February 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Have you ever been so drunk that the high of getting flirted with at karaoke makes you cuddle you grandcat on the floor.
Side note: I feel amazing
February 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Went out on a date to a gorgeous little Alice in Wonderland tea place.
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I made a joke this morning about if a cat naps on you you can’t move.
It has been an hour and I need to pee! But the grandcat is too cute.
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You don’t. Sorry I don’t make the rules
February 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Bio-Strap: its portable and doesn’t require Velcro! Cumming near you!
February 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He’s just mad that no one wants to see his haha
February 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Titties and tops! What a life haha
February 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM