Wake up babe, new dnd character idea just dropped
April 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Wake up babe, new dnd character idea just dropped
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Connecticut Intelligence Center worried that Luigi Mangione is becoming a "Robin Hood" like figure and that "citizens may see Mangione’s alleged actions as an attack against a system designed to work against them," per report obtained under FOIA: prospect.org/justice/2025...
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Connecticut Intelligence Center worried that Luigi Mangione is becoming a "Robin Hood" like figure and that "citizens may see Mangione’s alleged actions as an attack against a system designed to work against them," per report obtained under FOIA: prospect.org/justice/2025...
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4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
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March 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
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Broeder dat is geen erwtensoep dat is Shrek die is klaargekomen met wat nierstenen vermengd
February 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Broeder dat is geen erwtensoep dat is Shrek die is klaargekomen met wat nierstenen vermengd
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guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar
what a surprise
what a surprise
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar
what a surprise
what a surprise
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Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy
November 30, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy
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YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
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Christmas for pedophiles
New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.
February 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Christmas for pedophiles
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same methods, different era
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
same methods, different era
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
LOS ANGELES—Saying such individuals posed a threat to the safety and security of all city residents, the Los Angeles Police Department announced Thursday that it had arrested everyone who lost their home in the ongoing wildfires. “In the interest of maintaining public order, I have instructed my officers to round up any suspicious person whose […]
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January 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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Jimmy Carter Ending Explained
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Jimmy Carter Ending Explained
Jimmy Carter, best known for being the only US President who will ever see heaven, has passed away at the age of 100 after a…
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January 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jimmy Carter Ending Explained
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Playing Russian roulette with my Spotify playlist (ive put Buddy Holly in it)
December 27, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Playing Russian roulette with my Spotify playlist (ive put Buddy Holly in it)
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
Humor-wise this was my peak
December 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Humor-wise this was my peak
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You are meaning to tell me that “venture capitalists” have evil politics and want to do really bad things to society. I’m sure this is a new development right.
December 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
You are meaning to tell me that “venture capitalists” have evil politics and want to do really bad things to society. I’m sure this is a new development right.
Ik ben zo excited om mn dnd wereld te spelen enz maar waarom moet ik TOT FEBRUARI WACHTEN TOT ER EEN SESSION 0 KAN ZIJN
December 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Ik ben zo excited om mn dnd wereld te spelen enz maar waarom moet ik TOT FEBRUARI WACHTEN TOT ER EEN SESSION 0 KAN ZIJN
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[playing disco elysium while skipping the dialog] this combat sucks
December 20, 2024 at 4:52 AM
[playing disco elysium while skipping the dialog] this combat sucks
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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
Until you've got to hear it 17 times a shift while working retail
Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
December 18, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Until you've got to hear it 17 times a shift while working retail