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my third eye is a little off-center.
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Delighted to learn the sea urchin is all brain, and must’ve quit evolving once it was a head
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Delighted to learn the sea urchin is all brain, and must’ve quit evolving once it was a head
Trump will easily win the Nobel Prize this year because he is the truly the world's number one Prize Fighter.
July 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trump will easily win the Nobel Prize this year because he is the truly the world's number one Prize Fighter.
my new band name is Squeaky Tank.
I cannot stop laughing. The squeaky tank, empty bleachers and he can’t blame it on the rain 😂😂😂
June 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
my new band name is Squeaky Tank.
Apple has Siri, Android has Alexa... who takes your orders on the Trumphone? Hunter Biden?
June 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Apple has Siri, Android has Alexa... who takes your orders on the Trumphone? Hunter Biden?
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I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dog join up for a cross country adventure.
So, I headed to the library to see if the had a copy for my daughter to read.
The librarian said that the description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
So, I headed to the library to see if the had a copy for my daughter to read.
The librarian said that the description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dog join up for a cross country adventure.
So, I headed to the library to see if the had a copy for my daughter to read.
The librarian said that the description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
So, I headed to the library to see if the had a copy for my daughter to read.
The librarian said that the description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Stole this from Twitter.
May 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Stole this from Twitter.
Happy Friday from Millie!
May 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy Friday from Millie!
Tomorrow, the Catholic Church starts baking a fresh Pope. I must admit I am excited to hear about the new flavor.
May 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tomorrow, the Catholic Church starts baking a fresh Pope. I must admit I am excited to hear about the new flavor.
Guns and Butter? Ha. It's all Dolls and Eggs now.
www.axios.com/2025/05/01/s...
www.axios.com/2025/05/01/s...
Stephen Miller: Most Americans would pay more for U.S.-made dolls
The doll debate continues.
www.axios.com
May 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Guns and Butter? Ha. It's all Dolls and Eggs now.
www.axios.com/2025/05/01/s...
www.axios.com/2025/05/01/s...
I shot the Tariffs, but I did not shoot the Dividend.
Oh man it's real. If you're a Trump donor you're getting emails telling you that Dems are trying to "STOP your $5000 DOGE DIVIDEND CHECKS."
There are no DOGE dividend checks.
There are no DOGE dividend checks.
May 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I shot the Tariffs, but I did not shoot the Dividend.
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While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.
enjoy life eat out more than 50% off when you but a baker's dozen or 6 of the other irregular tomatoes featured.
April 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
enjoy life eat out more than 50% off when you but a baker's dozen or 6 of the other irregular tomatoes featured.
Just like old Coke, long live the New Coke.
April 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just like old Coke, long live the New Coke.
Smoke Signals.
Vatican to announce its choice of a new Pope in a Signal group chat.
April 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Smoke Signals.
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Vatican to announce its choice of a new Pope in a Signal group chat.
April 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Vatican to announce its choice of a new Pope in a Signal group chat.
I think it looks like a Pawn Shop.
I don't know who besides the White House needs to hear this, but spraying cheap, Chinese-made foam wall decorations with gold spray paint isn’t classy, it’s tacky as hell and prodigiously embarrassing
Right now the Oval Office looks like the dumpster behind a Michael’s
Right now the Oval Office looks like the dumpster behind a Michael’s
April 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think it looks like a Pawn Shop.
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If you're in line to get classified military secrets from Pete hegseth, STAY IN LINE
April 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you're in line to get classified military secrets from Pete hegseth, STAY IN LINE
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When people say that some concept is too complicated for voters to understand, I remember Stephen Sondheim's line about the "West Side Story" movie. He was told that it didn't have "hummable" songs. Then United Artists spent a ton of $ promoting it, the movie was a hit, and suddenly it was hummable.
I was told that protecting due process couldn't be a winning political issue because a poll from before this gained wide publicity showed people weren't already upset about it.
Joe Rogan explains to his audience why due process is important and quotes Ben Franklin — "it is better 100 guilty persons should escape than that one innocent person should suffer.”
He argues against shipping people to a prison in El Salvador without trial because we think they’re gang members.
He argues against shipping people to a prison in El Salvador without trial because we think they’re gang members.
April 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When people say that some concept is too complicated for voters to understand, I remember Stephen Sondheim's line about the "West Side Story" movie. He was told that it didn't have "hummable" songs. Then United Artists spent a ton of $ promoting it, the movie was a hit, and suddenly it was hummable.
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The fact that Easter falls on 4/20 means that 2 very different demographics will be competing to buy up all the peeps.
April 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The fact that Easter falls on 4/20 means that 2 very different demographics will be competing to buy up all the peeps.
hmmmm…
Everyone who has paid into Social Security:
1. Create a Login.Gov account.
2. Go to the Social Security page and log in.
3. Do screen caps of your Earnings Record.
4. Because it may not be there tomorrow, thanks to Elon.
1. Create a Login.Gov account.
2. Go to the Social Security page and log in.
3. Do screen caps of your Earnings Record.
4. Because it may not be there tomorrow, thanks to Elon.
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
hmmmm…
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We had trade agreements around the world. We broke them. Now we have to renegotiate, in a rush, without expertise, with countries who know their interests and who cannot trust us. Here’s how that puts America First.
by Peter Navarro
by Peter Navarro
April 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We had trade agreements around the world. We broke them. Now we have to renegotiate, in a rush, without expertise, with countries who know their interests and who cannot trust us. Here’s how that puts America First.
by Peter Navarro
by Peter Navarro
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markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands