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Mike Muth
@mikemuth.bsky.social
Retired and enjoying the never-ending Saturday.
Looking after 8 (sometimes more) feral/community cats plus my housecats.
Pinned
For folks unwilling to send money but wanting to help feed "my" feral colony, I've created an Amazon wish list.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
The US is a rogue state. The rest of the world needs to respond together.
An embargo on US goods, removal of diplomats, freezing of assets, and travel bans.
Expel the US and Russia from the Security Council and move the UN to Switzerland.
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.
- Stephen King
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
When I'm bored late at night, I like to text random numbers, saying, "you should really clean under your bed. It's filthy down here."
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Hi, I'm scarlet fever.
Or, maybe,
I'm my wife driving too fast on a winding, icy road in Germany in December.
Or, maybe,
I'm a North Vietnamese soldier with an RPG.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

i’m decades of conversion therapy from my fundamentalist shrink parents
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

I'm Infected Vocal Chords
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
If I were Snow White, you'd never be able to kill me with an apple. You'd have to poison an eclair or something.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Someday, God willing, I will attend my children’s weddings, refuse to eat what they serve and demand butter noodles and nuggets.
- Molly McNearney
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 AM
January 2, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Reposted by Mike Muth
Phlebotomist: It's only a tiny prick
Me,(insulted): Hey!!
P: Uh, I mean, you won't feel a thing
Me (incensed): Seriously? Rude
P (panicking): Umm.... I mean... it'll be over quickly
Me (visibly upset): That's it! I'm outta here!
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Looking for books to read and I encountered this:
There is no reason print should be cheaper than electronic.
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I accidentally paid for my groceries with my library card. My Mac and Cheese is due back next Monday.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM