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...He's not dead...he's eating pudding
Translation, "Every time I apologize to Usha for being a champion asswipe, I tell her, white guys can't help it"
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Translation, "Every time I apologize to Usha for being a champion asswipe, I tell her, white guys can't help it"
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This guy's No Nut November has morphed into Dumbass December
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This guy's No Nut November has morphed into Dumbass December
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I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.
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There are a lot of misconceptions about peoples' desire to work and to contribute.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There are a lot of misconceptions about peoples' desire to work and to contribute.
More money, more polarization, thanks Roberts Court
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
More money, more polarization, thanks Roberts Court
I missed South Park last week, did they have pictures of Mr. Quiet Piggy blowing Bubba?
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I missed South Park last week, did they have pictures of Mr. Quiet Piggy blowing Bubba?
...there will be hell to pay when MAGA finds out the Saudis plan to resell F-35's to Mamdani
President Donald Trump said he plans to sell F-35 fighter jets to Saudi Arabia, a controversial step that could alter the military balance in the Middle East. https://cnn.it/3LCJCpQ
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
...there will be hell to pay when MAGA finds out the Saudis plan to resell F-35's to Mamdani
Too young to die, but not for long...
Important new analysis identifying the scope of clinical trials disrupted because of NIH shenanigans.
> 74 thousand trial participants affected
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
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> 74 thousand trial participants affected
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
1/4
Clinical Trials Affected by Research Grant Terminations at the National Institutes of Health
This cross-sectional study summarizes the number of trials with terminated grants from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) and calculates the proportion of affected trials among those with previou...
jamanetwork.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Too young to die, but not for long...
You need to know bullshit when you hear it. Also, he is still a short-fingered vulgarian
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You need to know bullshit when you hear it. Also, he is still a short-fingered vulgarian
Mamdani is going to implement Sayonara Law. Say goodbye to Cuomo and all the billionaire fucks that funded him
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sayonara Law. Say goodbye to Cuomo and all the billionaire fucks that funded him
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New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
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Everyone involved in this, including Trump, should be prosecuted for murder under the next administration.
Let him defend it with presidential immunity, and then take it back to SCOTUS after packing the court back into a real judicial body.
Let him defend it with presidential immunity, and then take it back to SCOTUS after packing the court back into a real judicial body.
Awful: Pentagon officials told lawmakers Trump now claims authority to bomb people merely “affiliated” with “narco-terrorist" groups, Rep Adam Smith tells me. But under questioning, they wouldn't say what “affiliated” even means!
Lots of fresh info in my new piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2025...
Lots of fresh info in my new piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2025...
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Everyone involved in this, including Trump, should be prosecuted for murder under the next administration.
Let him defend it with presidential immunity, and then take it back to SCOTUS after packing the court back into a real judicial body.
Let him defend it with presidential immunity, and then take it back to SCOTUS after packing the court back into a real judicial body.
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A scoop that I’m not happy to report:
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News kills its climate unit
David Ellison, the new pro-Trump chief executive of Paramount Skydance, has dismantled the best climate change reporting team in cable news.
heated.world
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A scoop that I’m not happy to report:
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
Everything that can go wrong will go wrong
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Everything that can go wrong will go wrong
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One of the most important political messages on the internet.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One of the most important political messages on the internet.
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The No Kings protest in Washington, DC today was bigger than both of Trump's inaugurations combined.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The No Kings protest in Washington, DC today was bigger than both of Trump's inaugurations combined.
He says half, but it's actually 48%
going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry
October 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
He says half, but it's actually 48%
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It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...
"We don't think the way fraudsters think --they don't mind overpaying for crudites”
“We don’t think the way fraudsters think” is a very funny thing for a guy who made his money on daytime TV to say
Dr Oz: "We have an advantage with AI. You know why? We don't think the way fraudsters think. That's just not what our minds do. The bank managers don't think about bank fraud. They want to do loans and help businesses. Fraudsters think about fraud. So the AI can think the way a fraudster thinks."
October 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"We don't think the way fraudsters think --they don't mind overpaying for crudites”
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ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
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“We’re not Nazis” says the vice president in response to a shooting at a concentration camp.
Vance: "If you want stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi."
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“We’re not Nazis” says the vice president in response to a shooting at a concentration camp.
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I just checked and this is actually written in the Constitution. Oddly, it's written in Sharpie.
Trump: "When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech."
September 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I just checked and this is actually written in the Constitution. Oddly, it's written in Sharpie.
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I mean it's all after-the-fact arbitrary. You can't reason with it.
I think if God made 450 out of 1,000 kids die in the 1800s and modern medicine reduced that to 6 out of 1,000 then science is more compassionate than God.
So either science IS doing God's work.
Or your God is a cruel monster.
I think if God made 450 out of 1,000 kids die in the 1800s and modern medicine reduced that to 6 out of 1,000 then science is more compassionate than God.
So either science IS doing God's work.
Or your God is a cruel monster.
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I mean it's all after-the-fact arbitrary. You can't reason with it.
I think if God made 450 out of 1,000 kids die in the 1800s and modern medicine reduced that to 6 out of 1,000 then science is more compassionate than God.
So either science IS doing God's work.
Or your God is a cruel monster.
I think if God made 450 out of 1,000 kids die in the 1800s and modern medicine reduced that to 6 out of 1,000 then science is more compassionate than God.
So either science IS doing God's work.
Or your God is a cruel monster.