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Ethan🥖🌹
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Having a good time just being alive.
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
decisions
December 30, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hamlet holds up Yorick's skull and say "alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio..." Horatio interjects "bro, we should turn his skull into a bong." Hamlet says "dude.. sick." Hamlet smokes weed out of the Yorick skull bong. Horatio eats a bag of chips.
December 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later
December 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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warmonitor.net
November 14, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Converting to Christianity. Quick question: does the commandment against graven images pertain to my Golden Calf Funko Pop? I don't think God would want me to part with such a valuable collectible.
November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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keebyart.com
EPIC GAMER COMIC 33
October 30, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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sloppjockey.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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johanpeitz.com
Always found the sailing in Wind Waker an extremely soothing experience. Just cruising the ocean with no goal. I tried to recreate this in #pico8.
Dragon Roost Island next!

#pixelart #lowpoly #3d
October 24, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man with a spade, mortar and a brick says "whatup gamers? we're doing the cask of Amontillado challenge." We see another man's placid face peeking out from behind a wall that is about to be completely sealed with bricks. He says "remember to like, comment and subscribe." As more bricks are put into place, we see less and less of his vacantly smiling face. Finally, the man is entirely obscured behind a brick wall.
October 9, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
September 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
No self respecting adult man should buy a product called "Play station." Maybe if it was called "Work station" or "Commitment Console"
September 10, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
SLUGGO’S CATSATURDAY…
September 7, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
The Masturbating Comedian Comeback tour. A masturbating comedian with a black shirt and a goatee jerks it in front of an audience and says "I still hate my daughters." The audience raucously cheers "he's a genius!!" "WOOOO" "He's still got it!"
September 7, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Homer Simpson's face is suspended in a field of yellow. The caption reads "where do I begin? Where do I end?" His face shrinks into the saffron sea. "Have I always existed? Or am I only perceiving a moment?" His face is no longer visible. "D'oh."
September 6, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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nancypelosi.bsky.social
welcome to friday
super facetuned guy holding a pint glass. the image is captioned “ten trillion beers please”
September 6, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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sarahquaint.bsky.social
I love how this project came out. I keep tilting it back and forth, entranced by the shimmer of the mercerized cotton
A 6 inch round embroidery hoop, showing a finished project: autumn birds by Jessica Long. Five featureless black corvids are perched in tree branches amidst a gradient of maple-style leaves. The leaves change gradient from green, to chartreuse, to mustard, to orange, to brick red, and finally deep red
August 30, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
This is a whole new level of “mascot eating a thing that disturbingly looks like what it is”
Sign with a mascot that looks like an iced coffee cup with arms and legs and a smiley face blueberry head holding a drink that looks like its child it’s about to consume
August 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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wackylesbianhour.com
Leslie and Brianne are passed out in their living room, surrounded by empty beer cans and bottles. Light passing through the window wakes up a hungover Leslie. She looks at the TV. An "Are you still watching "Monk"?" screen is displayed. Leslie hurls a beer bottle at the TV while yelling, "Yes, I'm still watching fucking Monk!"
August 30, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
I am just learning today that Prince Humperdinck voiced Jack Skellington
Chris Sarandon as Prince Humperdinck in Princess Bride
August 23, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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brucemccorkindale.bsky.social
New commission: a Muppet version of Wes Anderson's THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL featuring guest pencils by @maukingbird.bsky.social! Concept, inks and colors by yours truly. #MuppetMonday
July 29, 2024 at 2:05 PM