ursula 🥂
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I just got a campaign text and can you IMAGINE giving money to Jack Schlossberg lololololololol
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I just got a campaign text and can you IMAGINE giving money to Jack Schlossberg lololololololol
There’s an ad right now that says “big gift energy” and I think you can’t just SAY THAT come on now
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
There’s an ad right now that says “big gift energy” and I think you can’t just SAY THAT come on now
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
I am being SO mature not Posting Through it with this breakup. Seriously, the gods should be impressed by my restraint.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I am being SO mature not Posting Through it with this breakup. Seriously, the gods should be impressed by my restraint.
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He's shooting his friends in the face with the angels now
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
He's shooting his friends in the face with the angels now
I’m thinking of doing a real traditional post-breakup routine this time around. Might get an ill- conceived haircut, the classics
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m thinking of doing a real traditional post-breakup routine this time around. Might get an ill- conceived haircut, the classics
I did not expect to go through a very tragic breakup this weekend, and I’m grateful for the time change so that I can have an extra hour of Wallowing
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I did not expect to go through a very tragic breakup this weekend, and I’m grateful for the time change so that I can have an extra hour of Wallowing
For Halloween I have made myself a paper plane and am rewatching the Haunting of Hill House 🍸
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
For Halloween I have made myself a paper plane and am rewatching the Haunting of Hill House 🍸
I know it’s been said, but we need more holidays that involve going to your neighbors’ houses!
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I know it’s been said, but we need more holidays that involve going to your neighbors’ houses!
I was Helly R for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I was Helly R for Halloween
Who else is terrified of the eczema cream ad featuring a thin, reedy voice singing an eczema-themed version of the Itsy-Bitsy Spider? Because I have to mute that shit every time
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Who else is terrified of the eczema cream ad featuring a thin, reedy voice singing an eczema-themed version of the Itsy-Bitsy Spider? Because I have to mute that shit every time
48 hours without going to space on a rocket ship
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
48 hours without going to space on a rocket ship
I got to the airport early because I was concerned about TSA during the shutdown. Security took 15 minutes at most lol
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I got to the airport early because I was concerned about TSA during the shutdown. Security took 15 minutes at most lol
I watched The Shining for the first time tonight!
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I watched The Shining for the first time tonight!
You can almost 100% expect a major upheaval in your life in the next 5-7 years. A significant loss, a total career change, a major move. I’m not saying it’s all bad, just that you’ll have a better time if you always assume change is on the horizon.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You can almost 100% expect a major upheaval in your life in the next 5-7 years. A significant loss, a total career change, a major move. I’m not saying it’s all bad, just that you’ll have a better time if you always assume change is on the horizon.
Weight training app is down today so I’m just in the gym doing whatever, recording nothing, fully feral
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Weight training app is down today so I’m just in the gym doing whatever, recording nothing, fully feral
Speaking of being Basic, I’ve been watching Gilmore Girls for the first time and one of the teens insulted another with the line “you probably listen to Michelle Branch and Matchbox 20” and I was like 😔😅
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Speaking of being Basic, I’ve been watching Gilmore Girls for the first time and one of the teens insulted another with the line “you probably listen to Michelle Branch and Matchbox 20” and I was like 😔😅
I appreciate this as someone who saw those comments and didn’t even question them, even though it kinda stung. Goddamn sexism runs deep
I think it's kind of nasty and reductive to refer to mature women who marched today as "wine moms and grandmas," even when it's said in admiration or support
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I appreciate this as someone who saw those comments and didn’t even question them, even though it kinda stung. Goddamn sexism runs deep
Just a cozy Sunday morning
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just a cozy Sunday morning
Art heist! Art heist!!!!
Louvre Closed After Brazen Daylight Robbery
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Art heist! Art heist!!!!
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women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
women don’t like the vehicle
Last night a friend of mine said the name Topanga and I went CINNAMON TOAST SHRIMP HUSBAND?!, and several people looked at me like I’d just had a stroke
October 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Last night a friend of mine said the name Topanga and I went CINNAMON TOAST SHRIMP HUSBAND?!, and several people looked at me like I’d just had a stroke
Also, moratorium on “How likely are you to recommend [Ballsack Corp.] to a friend?” I’m not. You are a chain big-box store.
Bank: Please leave a review of your experience with us.
Me: I USED AN ATM. IT PROMPTLY GAVE ME THE AMOUNT OF MY MONEY I REQUESTED. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SPEND MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS. THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE.
Me: I USED AN ATM. IT PROMPTLY GAVE ME THE AMOUNT OF MY MONEY I REQUESTED. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SPEND MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS. THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE.
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Also, moratorium on “How likely are you to recommend [Ballsack Corp.] to a friend?” I’m not. You are a chain big-box store.
Given this whole Nobel thing I honestly think we could get a lot done in the next 3 years if we just convince the president that there’s a special prize he might win if he tries to make life better for people
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Given this whole Nobel thing I honestly think we could get a lot done in the next 3 years if we just convince the president that there’s a special prize he might win if he tries to make life better for people